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I thoroughly feel like an idiot. Thanks.

And that April Fool's joke admission coupled with the Axe advertisment was not there last night.

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Hello All,

Being a college student, I frequent a website that is called, collegehumor.com. This evening, when I went to this site, I recieved a notice which appeared to be from the United States Federal Government which stated that my IP address is being logged and that http://www.collegehumor.com ...

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This is what my display settings looks like for the tv.

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Hello all, I'm using a PCI Nvidea GeForce FX 5500, with an Svideo out to an older 50" Toshiba TheaterView projection tv. I get the picture on the TV from the Svideo cable, however it is only in 8bit. I can't get color, and video's won't display although I can see my desktop I've tried changing it to ...

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It's kinda funny, but kinda sad at the same time. I don't understand who would want to be on these shows....

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I don't mean to sound uninformed, but is this a credible news source? I've never heard of Raw Story before, is it kinda like the onion?

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If I were an American who exercised his right to bear arms and someone barged into my house unannounced, they would have a few extra holes to micturate from.

Bingo, first person to knock down my door unannounced will be shot at. I sleep with my .45 under my mattress...

If they were to yell ...

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I just look at it as a purely commission job. If I don't sell enough appetizers, desserts, alcohol, upsells, and etc. then I won't have a high enough check average.

The higher the check, the more the tip. On a friday night I'll walk away with 200 or more dollars.

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Just on summer break for school. I decided that IT work was not the field for me, and I'm going into law instead. So, instead of my nice salary paychecks, I get paid 2.13/hr and wait tables while I go to school.

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Hey, downhill took care of it. Mucho thanks to him, and thanks to everyone else as well. I'm back on my old account name (with my old post count), and the mods can go ahead and delete the GJAresurected account at their liesure.

Thanks everyone! It's good to be back.

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Well one of two things happen when I plug in the camera.

There is a small light on the back of the camera, and if the camera is in the 'off' position, and I plug it in, the light goes green, and my computer does not acknowledge the new device, and nothing happens.

If the camera is in the 'on ...

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Hey, my company needs a scanner/software set that when we scan in invoices it will be able to automatically detect numerical and text fields and import the scan into an edi810 format.

If any of you have any knowledge of good scanners or have worked with something of the similar, please reply ...

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I have a five cent solution for that.

*Loads .22*

Okay, let's go urban hunting.

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ScottE wrote:Finger Licking Good. Wait that's Kentucky Fried Children.

KFC, the only thing that is missing is U.

That's a real advertisement KFC had, and they had to discontinue it....

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[url]http://www.****inggoogleit.com[/url]

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Official Bylaws of the Mad_Haggis Appreciation Society
(in the haggis tradition, the acronym will be DRUNK)

Weekly meetings will be held at local community centers everywhere, free coffee and cigarettes, use of pool tables = a quarter.

Cool, I smoke Camel Filters, make sure to have a carton ...

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Ludacris - Blueberry Yum Yum's.

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and I want it painted black.

No Colors anymore, I want them to turn black.

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Hmm, I didn't really follow all the drama that was going on here, does someone want to pm me a sample of the story?

I would hate to rehash it all out in public.

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Did burke get permenantly banned?

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Are you saying that his actions of blasting rounds at me with the intent to do harm are understandable?

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I can't stand starbucks, I think they have the absolute worst coffee in the world. It's over priced too.

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I wouldn't donate to the Dare program, I am prolegalization of recreational drugs.

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I don't own a digital camera, I gotta wait till this weekend when this chick I know gets back into town so I can borrow hers.

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I am glad to see all our prayers helped. Glad to hear everything went well!

Best of Luck!

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I woulda laughed at him. But, I have a really good relationship with my boss, and if she says something stupid, I can laugh at her, and show her how to fix it.

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I have views from each side of the fence as well, that's why I am a registered independant, and that I'll vote for the person I feel is best suited for the job.

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Russel: I didn't know i could have called it in anonymously. Thanks for that.

ScottE: I now live in Albuquerque, NM (even more ghetto than Phoenix.)

We'll thanks for all your advice, I'll certainly not let that get to me anymore, but I am going to be carrying my Charles Daily .45 ACP on me from ...

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It said on the post, I-25, inbetween the Griegos and Jefferson exit.

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Oh my god. This is depressing, and I don't know what to say.

Where I grew up, there was a lot of gang violence, and it's still no different where I live now. Kid's have to grow up with a lot of different **** now adays (I am included). With me being 19 years old, I can tell you the things I had to ...

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I hope your not being serious....

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Look it, It was a random shooting. I am okay, and that's whats important. The cops would have come up to me, ask me if I got a license, a description of the car, and my registration, license and insurance.

I would have said, late 00's red accord, I didn't get the plates cause I was busy dodging ...

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Good luck, I wouldn't be man enough to do that!

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So, this was Saturday, around 6pm, and on the freeway heading north (I-25). I was meeting my roomate at this chicks house, and I was bringing a case of beer.

I wasn't paying attention, and talking on the phone, when I accidentially cut someone off. It was my fault, I admit, I should have been ...

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schlurpee wrote:Hi, nice to meet you

Nice to meet you too, would you like to buy a $600 potatoe chip?

It's shaped like my cats ear!

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Hmm, the internet, a great place for some stupid people to get together, and meet.

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Ken wrote:I'll have you to know that cattle prods can be very stimulating in bed!

Just like when the doctor gave you a suppository, with both hands on your shoulders... huh?

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Thus, why the I am not the right man for our military.

But, that's funny!

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Wow, I don't know the story behind it (not being canadian, or really watching tv much), but it is pretty moving.

And, I didn't know the cop cars in canada were Crown Vics!

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I wrote a simple program, so this way, if Spammy were never here, we could use this in his place.

:D

Main
{

Int PostCount = 1;

For(PostCount =! ;)
{
PostCount = PostCount + 1;
}

cout << "I *****d myself " << PostCount << " Times Today!" << endl;

return;
}

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