LMAO, there's a MOLE in my apartment!

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:37 pm

So I'm watching Wayne Newton's weird face on The Entertainer and I notice something dark moving around out of the corner of my eye. At first I thought it was a mouse, you know, what you'd reasonably expect, but as I stood there and watched him crawl under the oven, I definitely ID'd it as a MOLE! WTF?!?

I removed the bottom pan under the oven and sure enough, there was a hole in the back of the wall with cold air coming out of it.

Then I looked for poops to see if he's been here before. Yep, around the baseboard.

I want to catch him. <Looks for leather gloves>

And yes, it's a first-floor apartment.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:40 pm

I bet ya YeOlde has a recipe for shish ka mole

might want to have someone else cook it after seeing pics at your attempt at hamburger though lol

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:42 pm

Noevo wrote:I bet ya YeOlde has a recipe for shish ka mole

might want to have someone else cook it after seeing pics at your attempt at hamburger though lol

Heh, I won't cook him, I want to put him in a mole terrarium.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:44 pm

ghost wrote:Heh, I won't cook him, I want to put him in a mole terrarium.

Why do I find the thought of cooking it less odd than the thought of a mole terrarium?

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:44 pm

ghost wrote:Heh, I won't cook him, I want to put him in a mole terrarium.

He won't live dude, set him free

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:48 pm

schlurpee wrote:He won't live dude, set him free

What if I feed him crispy hamburger?

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:50 pm

ghost wrote:What if I feed him crispy hamburger?

Hilarious. I actually had one in an terrarium when I was a kid and tried to feed it McD's french fries. Poor little guy didn't make it 24 hours. I still feel sorta bad about it.

Let it go, for me

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:58 pm

schlurpee wrote:Hilarious. I actually had one in an terrarium when I was a kid and tried to feed it McD's french fries. Poor little guy didn't make it 24 hours. I still feel sorta bad about it.

Let it go, for me

Gotta catch him first. Time to let my cat out of Cat Jail!

General_Jack_As · Post by **General_Jack_As** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:14 pm

I have a five cent solution for that.

*Loads .22*

Okay, let's go urban hunting.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:26 pm

Nice to mole you! You could make some guaco- mole -lee.. [/Austin Powers]

PinkKitty · Post by **PinkKitty** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:26 pm

Eeewww, is it still there? And the thought of a crispy mole hamburger makes my tummy turn, yyyuck!

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:35 pm

Noevo wrote:I bet ya YeOlde has a recipe for shish ka mole

No no no....not kabob'd.....you stuff them silly. You see...moles have skin that stretches quite a bit...so you can really stuff 'em and they won't blow up!

poptom · Post by **poptom** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:39 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:No no no....not kabob'd.....you stuff them silly. You see...moles have skin that stretches quite a bit...so you can really stuff 'em and they won't blow up!

This from our resident gourmet chef.

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:05 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:No no no....not kabob'd.....you stuff them silly. You see...moles have skin that stretches quite a bit...so you can really stuff 'em and they won't blow up!

How about a nice mushroom stuffing?

ace · Post by **ace** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:50 pm

ghost wrote:How about a nice mushroom stuffing?

It would take some magical ones to get me to snack on that.

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:59 pm

ace wrote:It would take some magical ones to get me to snack on that.

Shhhhhhh.

ace · Post by **ace** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:00 pm

ghost wrote:Shhhhhhh.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:05 pm

I like the magical mushrooms.

Ghosthunter · Post by **Ghosthunter** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:11 pm

What is a mole? I got no clue...

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:33 pm

Ghosthunter wrote:What is a mole? I got no clue...

Imagine a mouse...no eyes really...with a funky nose and HUGE feet for digging. Thats a mole.

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:45 pm

Ghosthunter wrote:What is a mole? I got no clue...

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:59 pm

Them bastards have been tearing up my lawn this spring grrrrrrr

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:26 pm

EvilAngel wrote:

This wasn't a star-nosed mole it was one like at the bottom of this picture:

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:32 pm

You must have a supply of grubs somewhere nearby. You cleaned the floor lately?

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:37 pm

blebs99 wrote:You must have a supply of grubs somewhere nearby. You cleaned the floor lately?

That's why this is so stupid! I have grubless/wormless carpet and tile!

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:51 pm

Ughh those star thingys are nasty lookin.