Shot at a Cop.......Gave Me Ticket...Gotta Go To Court

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:51 pm

Yeah, so I was driving to work and my Semi-Auto AR-15 slipped outta the seat and fell in the floorboard. Somehow or another a fingernail file got jammed in the reciever and managed to file down the sear. I had picked it up to look at it and someone honked(guess I was blocking the light) and I musta hit the trigger. Thing went full auto and wiped out the gumball on the cop car right next to me. People screamin and runnin all over the place.

I had talked(well, mouth full of blood and teeth made it difficult) to the officer explaining the situation when the SWAT team arrived. We all had a good laugh(contusion or two on my part) and he said that I hafta go to court. Said he'd drop the charges. Sure hope he keeps his word.

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:52 pm

Cavity Search?

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:54 pm

tao_jones wrote:Cavity Search?

Oh for sure....I requested one.

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:57 pm

brembo wrote:Oh for sure....I requested one.

Pics?

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:00 pm

tao_jones wrote:Pics?

Uhm, not so much. As my eyes were swollen mostly shut and I *think* blood was caking the lens...might have pepper spray. Hard to tell.

poptom · Post by **poptom** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:26 pm

Just another day.

Right, Dan?

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:36 pm

brembo wrote:Yeah, so I was driving to work and my Semi-Auto AR-15 slipped outta the seat and fell in the floorboard. Somehow or another a fingernail file got jammed in the reciever and managed to file down the sear. I had picked it up to look at it and someone honked(guess I was blocking the light) and I musta hit the trigger. Thing went full auto and wiped out the gumball on the cop car right next to me. People screamin and runnin all over the place.

I had talked(well, mouth full of blood and teeth made it difficult) to the officer explaining the situation when the SWAT team arrived. We all had a good laugh(contusion or two on my part) and he said that I hafta go to court. Said he'd drop the charges. Sure hope he keeps his word.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:37 pm

I think there is lead in the paint in this house.

General_Jack_As · Post by **General_Jack_As** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:07 pm

I hope your not being serious....

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:17 pm

brembo wrote:I think there is lead in the paint in this house.

IRS · Post by **IRS** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:17 pm

Glad your feeling better

was worried you just haven't been yourself (getting pulled over) lately

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:20 pm

I'm gonna give you 7.5/10 on your parody, you got one extra point for mentioning an ar-15

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:24 pm

schlurpee wrote:I'm gonna give you 7.5/10 on your parody, you got one extra point for mentioning an ar-15

Would I get more credit if I mentioned the Street-Sweeper they found in the trunk?

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:26 pm

brembo wrote:Would I get more credit if I mentioned the Street-Sweeper they found in the trunk?

No, but I'm sure your new 300lb roomate in prison named Pinky would be glad to here they added 10 years to your sentence

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:34 pm

brembo wrote:Would I get more credit if I mentioned the Street-Sweeper they found in the trunk?

Hard to identify when you tow a limb shredder..Make sure to get rid of the teeth...

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:32 pm

lmfao....