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by Lilith
Sun May 01, 2005 10:26 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Brembo went to Disneyworld...
Replies: 11
Views: 1360

Keep that phone away from the night stand :eek:

How did he do with the six foot fricking rat? :D <edit, I see I was too slow. It is a RObin Williams line btw>

Too bad about the lines, but is there ever a time when Disney World is not busy? I don't remember Disney Land ever having short lines ...
by Lilith
Sun May 01, 2005 10:23 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Brembo went to Disneyworld...
Replies: 11
Views: 1360

Philip wrote:Hmm, he was too scared to call us this time around too, it seems. :D

Sorry Philip. He did mention you. But we kicked into survival mode and just fled. We were back at home by yesterday afternoon. He's been laying around snoring ever since.
by Lilith
Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Brembo went to Disneyworld...
Replies: 11
Views: 1360

Ah heck.....it's just that for all the tough talk...he's really just a kid at heart...

To bad it was so crowded...How did he do with that? Do you have any pics of his eyes buggin' out? Skin color stay under scarlet? Inquiring minds want to know!


Nice to see a post from you, Lilith!

Hi downhill ...
by Lilith
Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Brembo went to Disneyworld...
Replies: 11
Views: 1360

Brembo went to Disneyworld...

I mistakenly thought the kids were still in school. I assumed the weather would maintain its cool day and colder night’s pattern. I dragged Brembo for this fun-filled weekend full of magical characters and stomach churning rides. We were to spend Friday at Disneyworld and Saturday at Islands of ...
by Lilith
Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:39 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Happy Birthday.
Replies: 13
Views: 861

Happy Birthday! I don't even remember what 18 feels like. 3 more years!
by Lilith
Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:44 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: From a Friendly FEMA Source
Replies: 13
Views: 827

From a Friendly FEMA Source

Better to be safe than sorry...

"Starting Jan 1, 2005, all cell phone numbers will be made public to

telemarketing firms. So this means as of Jan 1, your cell phone may

start ringing off the hook with telemarketers, but unlike your home

phone, most of you pay for your incoming calls. These ...
by Lilith
Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:18 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Famous Atheist Now Believes in God
Replies: 23
Views: 1429

It is not necessarily what Flew believes or doesn't believe, it is the method that he has used to devise his theory. He formulated hypotheses, collected and analyzed data, and then developed his theory. The thesis of this article encompasses the challenge of the scientific method versus blind faith ...
by Lilith
Sun Dec 05, 2004 3:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: The light turned yellow
Replies: 3
Views: 1898

:rotfl: :rotfl: Isn't that the truth! :thumb:
by Lilith
Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: A Mission for You All
Replies: 22
Views: 1562

brembo wrote:Rob, ya can have Lilith if ya want.

*hides from future wife*

Daniel you d***head, you too have lost your privileges.
by Lilith
Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: A Mission for You All
Replies: 22
Views: 1562

Noevo, darling, as you and I know what she missed, most unfortuante. ;)
by Lilith
Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:44 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: A woman
Replies: 23
Views: 1694

chevyman282 wrote:Thanks JCOS.. :irate:
My wife read this thread and and decided that women are special and with Christmas coming soon, needs a a special gift..(digs deeper into wallet).. :cry:

Just kidding ,great post..(looks over shoulder)
chevyman..

Smartwoman :thumb:
by Lilith
Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: She should have made him wear a rubber
Replies: 23
Views: 1429

how can she prove that she got it from him i mean whose to say that she didnt have symptoms then slept with him then blamed it on him so she could try to get lots of money for it?


I'm guessing that she was able to prove a healthy gyno examine prior to the timeframe of their little sexfest. Also ...
by Lilith
Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Since Bouncer is gone....
Replies: 45
Views: 3075

Ken wrote:Ummm, Lil doesn't wear underwear, however, her twin brother does... :D
Hee hee hee...

Hey! How do you know I don't wear underwear? There are stalking laws in Florida ya know. :)
by Lilith
Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:14 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: For the Gals
Replies: 17
Views: 1279

The only thing that really bothers me about this thread is that guy pitching a tent....errrr...anyway the rest of it is funny dahaha!

Oh and Lil, I feel sorry for your husband.


Don't worry, brembo had a very very nice birthday weekend, regardless of the size of the tent. :nod:






just j/k ...
by Lilith
Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:46 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: My dear hamster Flora died today
Replies: 17
Views: 1326

It is so hard to lose a family member. I am sorry. My thoughts are with you today.
by Lilith
Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: For the Gals
Replies: 17
Views: 1279

brembo wrote:She likes my huge johnson.

No really, its quite large.

*gives splash the evil eye*

Who brembo? I told you, the girls in those magazines are make believe.

Don't bother with him splash, he's just pouting.
by Lilith
Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: For the Gals
Replies: 17
Views: 1279

Awesome,
But then I had to spend the next twenty minutes muttering such phrases as:
"No baby, I like YOUR body just fine"
"No really sweetie, you are just as sexy"
"Absolutely honey, you turn me on more than those buff guys"
"Yes of course I realize you would look like that if you worked out"
"Yes ...
by Lilith
Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Since Bouncer is gone....
Replies: 45
Views: 3075

:rotfl: :nod:

Bringer, I'd say you just earned more respect here than brembo ever has, but you know really that isn't much of a compliment heh.

yea, have fun getting a couple of those images outta yer head B! lol

I'd say bringer has earned the right to wear the coveted deer butt for at least a ...
by Lilith
Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:19 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Happy Birthday Paft
Replies: 24
Views: 1913

Happy Birthday! Make the celebration last all week! :)
by Lilith
Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Since Bouncer is gone....
Replies: 45
Views: 3075

Alright folks, I'll come clean. I made up Lilith, bi-polar disorder. :D


Am I real? Am I truly brembo's alterego who was created to pave the way for him to come out of the closet.

Okay, busted. I must share:

ghost, I love you. I want you.

downhill, I utterly enjoy our conversations, but I wish ...
by Lilith
Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Since Bouncer is gone....
Replies: 45
Views: 3075

ghost wrote:Uh, you left your underwear at my place last time. Brembo has nothing to do with it.
geezus, I told you - on the qt

you have lost your privileges
by Lilith
Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Since Bouncer is gone....
Replies: 45
Views: 3075

brembo wrote:I can explain! I swear! Oh geezus....oh **** me. Gotta go now.
Yes brembo, we are anxiously anticipating your explanation.

And while you're at it, could you EXPLAIN where my favorite pair of underwear is and why I found cosmo in the bathroom reading cabinet?
by Lilith
Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Since Bouncer is gone....
Replies: 45
Views: 3075

:confused: :cry:
by Lilith
Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Since Bouncer is gone....
Replies: 45
Views: 3075

brembo,
I let the strange pair of pantyhose I found in the closet go...
and the LARGE jar of vaseline...

I didn't even comment when you appeared overly interested in my nail polish color or the fact that someone at your birthday party called you "The Catcher".

I didn't even flinch when you told ...
by Lilith
Fri Nov 26, 2004 2:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Happy Birthday brembo
Replies: 28
Views: 1960

Daniel,

Well I have given you your requested morning celebration, cleaned your house, taken care of the dirthounds, grocery shopped, listened to your not-so-witty pontification with feigned enthusiasm, monitored your Guinness making sure it remained full, and will soon bake your cake and entertain ...
by Lilith
Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:46 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Going to the Outer Banks after Thanksgiving...
Replies: 7
Views: 2705

Awesome! I've always wanted to go, it's beautiful. Have Fun!
by Lilith
Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:44 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: The childish games are beginning already...
Replies: 33
Views: 2820

Isn't that a major offense?


Probably a misdeamnor criminal mischief charge because the damage was under a certain amount of money and of course there is always criminal trespass. Let's just hope she's vented and all done. I hope she doesn't decide to drink her breakfast out of disappointment and ...
by Lilith
Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Halloween fun (pics of daughter)
Replies: 18
Views: 1288

brembo wrote:Wee, I request that you remove the pics of the cute baby, as it is makin my fiancee want a similar model. This situation is unacceptable to my current hedonistic lifestyle. Thanks for your time.
Nice Daniel
:D
by Lilith
Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Halloween fun (pics of daughter)
Replies: 18
Views: 1288

OMG, adorable, whata sweet angel.
I'm feeling a maternal tug, maybe yank.
by Lilith
Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: What candy did you munch on...
Replies: 14
Views: 895

I am waiting till 9:00 before I throw the remain candy in a big pile of the center of the living room carpet and roll around in it absorbing all the candy goodness via osmosis. Then, I will go to the local strip club and say "Lick me! I'm Candalicious!"

Or maybe I'll just take it in to work ...
by Lilith
Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:41 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: I HATE bad restaurant service
Replies: 33
Views: 1719

Sometimes I start taking notes at the table. Question any staff I see, etc. Eventually someone asked what I am doing and I say I'm a travel writer. Wow do things improve. Of course, I don't do this during romantic dinners unless the conversation bores me.
by Lilith
Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:33 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Wouldn't you think...
Replies: 15
Views: 1064

No Brembo meant latte, a father and son Sunday tradition that he has continued. But he now he has added a Cosmopolitian magazine, a little Bjork, and Wedding Day Yankee Candles...
by Lilith
Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:10 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Talking Urinals
Replies: 18
Views: 1029

:rotfl: Thanks Minir, we needed that!

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Personally I would rather hear the mumbled words of something from a females voice since it is in fact that low.

:D
Ummm...like a female whistle, or a wOOt!, or perhaps a sultry voiced rating system? :)
by Lilith
Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: In your opinion...what is
Replies: 15
Views: 1054

I'll Stand By You
The Pretenders

gets me every time...
by Lilith
Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Could "The Apprentice" be any cheesier?
Replies: 13
Views: 906

:thumb:
Brembo and I thank you for the giggle.
by Lilith
Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:50 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Where are you from?
Replies: 62
Views: 3127

Born and raised in Stonington, Connecticut USA.

Next to Mystic, many know that from the movie Mystic Pizza, or visiting the Mystic Marinelife Aquarium, or Mystic Seaport Museum.
Three towns over from New London/Groton, the Submarine Capitol of the world
Just below Ledyard, where the Foxwoods ...
by Lilith
Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:41 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: wisdom teeth removal
Replies: 28
Views: 1826

Congratulations Rivas,

Watch out for dry sockets. Rinse Rinse Rinse
by Lilith
Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:28 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: The new baby
Replies: 11
Views: 883

What a beautiful baby girl. Congratulations papa! Is she your first born?
by Lilith
Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: What would YOU do without internet?
Replies: 45
Views: 1886

What would YOU do without internet?

SOS
Brembo is nawing at the bit. He is past going crazy and has transcended to the bitter, cantankerous level.

What would you do without any access to the net? Please, please, any suggestions so I can get him off the phone.
by Lilith
Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Bellsouth turned off my DSL
Replies: 5
Views: 564

No, Brembo has unlimited bandwidth, he just messed it up. But he swears up and down that it's not his fault.

So three whole days without him...

Mind you, I'm talking to him right now and he knows I can post. He can't. :)

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