Talking Urinals

minir · Post by **minir** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 5:57 am

Hi to all

Do we really need this?

Personally i think we should tell Molson to ... Piss Off

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Molson Breweries has announced it will install talking hockey-puck-sized gadgets in the base of urinals in 100 Montreal bars.

Patrons will hear a disembodied voice at crotch level extolling the virtues of their favourite brews.

The "interactive urinal communicators" are activated by motion to sound a siren and say

"The cold shot of Molson Dry at 6.5% alcohol -- it's legal."

Talk to the penis. The hand is busy.

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regards

minir

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:01 am

minir wrote:Patrons will hear a disembodied voice at crotch level extolling the virtues of their favourite brews.

Personally I would rather hear the mumbled words of something from a females voice since it is in fact that low.

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:09 am

pi$$ on that, I'm staying home to drink

minir · Post by **minir** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:28 am

Hi Joint Chiefs of Staff & Chris

A Female voice would seem more appropriate

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Chris

It's coming to the point you can't find any solitude from Ads. Bummer.

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Thanks Fellas & Cheers

regards

minir

Croc · Post by **Croc** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:42 am

minir wrote:
Talk to the penis. It has no conscience.

Fixed.

The one thing I do not need to hear is a urinal talking to me while I am taking an alcohol induced slash unless it was female saying ... " Well hi there big boy".

At least Canadians know what to do with hockey pucks.

No thanks Larry. I hope never to see it here.

Croc.

minir · Post by **minir** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:19 am

[quote="Croc"]Fixed. ]

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Hi Croc

Two things come to mind, one is that some Dip-Sh*t will pick one up and drop it in someones Mug of Beer.

Two...There will be Penalties Called

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Thanks Croc & Do have a dandy day

regards

minir

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:42 am

Id hate to have that, it would laugh at me

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:52 am

wee96 wrote:Id hate to have that, it would laugh at me

minir · Post by **minir** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:02 am

Hi wee & Roody

Your not alone wee, figuratively

Thanks and have Fun Fellas

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regards

minir

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:10 am

Thanks Minir, we needed that!

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Personally I would rather hear the mumbled words of something from a females voice since it is in fact that low.

Ummm...like a female whistle, or a wOOt!, or perhaps a sultry voiced rating system?

minir · Post by **minir** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 2:33 pm

Hi Lilith

Nothing funnier than truth Eh Lilith

Thanks for your reply and do have a lovely day

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regards

larry

Blisster · Post by **Blisster** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 2:36 pm

that p!sses me off!!!!

minir · Post by **minir** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 2:41 pm

Hi Blisster

Right On!

Thanks and do enjoy your day

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minir

cho · Post by **cho** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:55 am

Talking Urinal wrote: Thank you sir! May I have another!

Actually if they are going to have talking urinals...they should bring back those female lip shaped ones from JFK airport..hehe

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:17 am

Good morning *cho*

Thats something to Gloss over *cho*

Thanks and do enjoy your day

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minir

SRF01 · Post by **SRF01** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:59 am

minir wrote:The "interactive urinal communicators" are activated by motion to sound a siren and say

"The cold shot of Molson Dry at 6.5% alcohol -- it's legal."

Sound a siren!?

Well I guess there's going to be even more really dirty washrooms in montreal soon.

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:46 am

SRF01 wrote:Sound a siren!?

Well I guess there's going to be even more really dirty washrooms in montreal soon.

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Hi SRF01

Looks good on the Puckers

Have a Terrific day & Thanks

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regards

minir

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:02 am

minir wrote:Hi to all

Do we really need this?

Oh boy, I think that's amusingly stupid Minir...when facing the wall, I'd rather not have some voice talking to me from the urinal. Oh well, something else to crack the usual jokes about when a buncha guys are facing the wall, eh?

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:24 am

Good morning YeOldeStonecat

To think that some idiot in an Ad Agency got a Bonus for coming up with this is stupefying to say the least.

I hate to think whats coming for the Womens Bidets

Thanks YOSC and have a Fun day

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minir