What would YOU do without internet?

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:20 pm

SOS
Brembo is nawing at the bit. He is past going crazy and has transcended to the bitter, cantankerous level.

What would you do without any access to the net? Please, please, any suggestions so I can get him off the phone.

qball15j · Post by **qball15j** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:21 pm

It's hard to say....

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:27 pm

man...
woman...
no internet...

and yet you still have questions

EDIT- oops

man...
woman...
no internet...
states apart...

PLANE TICKET!!!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:30 pm

Stay @ work

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:34 pm

Not sure.

I think I would go crazy and transcend to a bitter, cantankerous level.

Hang in there Buddy

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:35 pm

Lilith wrote:SOS
Brembo is nawing at the bit. He is past going crazy and has transcended to the bitter, cantankerous level.

What would you do without any access to the net? Please, please, any suggestions so I can get him off the phone.

I'd become a rocket scientist.......

Or a Proctologist...

Do me a favor eh? Can you tell him something for me? Cool!

Tell him...downhill sez......

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:36 pm

Norm wrote:I think I would go crazy and transcend to a bitter, cantankerous level.

And the difference would be?

qball15j · Post by **qball15j** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:41 pm

Prey521 wrote:Stay @ work

No internet there either buddy.

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:42 pm

Shoot myself.

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:56 pm

TV probably or get even better at foosball

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:18 pm

have a life? maybe?

lance-tek · Post by **lance-tek** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:39 pm

be unemployed ....

I am a web programmer ... I program for the internet

-lance

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:41 pm

Al, Al Gore? Is that you?

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:44 pm

Fire-up the chainsaw!!!!!!

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:46 pm

Pink Floyd

DSOTM

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:53 pm

Hi Lilith

Clean the House, Clean the Truck, Clean the Riding Mower, Rent Liv Tyler Movies, Buy Greecian 44 & Hit the Bars.

But Who needs all that. I have Internet

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regards

minir

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:54 pm

Probably have a smaller bicep and forearm.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:09 pm

I'd get a lot more work done and maybe actually have a life

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:16 pm

I'd have to pay attention to my wife!

Needlefreak · Post by **Needlefreak** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:35 pm

On the weight bench where I should be now...

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:53 pm

Prey521 wrote:I'd have to pay for porn

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:53 pm

Needlefreak wrote:On the weight bench where I should be now...

Here here!

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:54 pm

Bukkake the old fashioned way: A large jar and plenty of time off.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:56 pm

Jim wrote:Bukkake the old fashioned way: A large jar and plenty of time off.

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:58 pm

Jim wrote:Bukkake the old fashioned way: A large jar and plenty of time off.

Whose face did you tape to the bottom of the jar?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:04 am

nepenthe wrote:Whose face did you tape to the bottom of the jar?

I'm just glad he only needs one jar. lol

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:19 am

nepenthe wrote:Whose face did you tape to the bottom of the jar?

Ken, of course.

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:23 am

I'd be one of DHD's patients.....lol

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:29 am

Jim wrote:Ken, of course.

Good choice..... do you think he would squint?

golfnintendoboy · Post by **golfnintendoboy** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:32 am

i'd probably take up running, start lifting weights, get my homework done, eat better and make more real friends just for staters.

or not.

Brandon_k_W · Post by **Brandon_k_W** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:56 am

Have tangible friends.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:28 am

Jim wrote:IMG]http://members.speedguide.net/jim/wrist.gif[/IMG]

BaLa · Post by **BaLa** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:07 am

without the intarweb..?

unthinkable.

can't even imagine..

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:25 am

Get work done

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:30 am

Jim wrote:Ken, of course.

nepenthe wrote:Good choice..... do you think he would squint?

Hey! I represent that remark!

(Can I wear my eye patch? Aaarrrggghhh!)

chevyman282 · Post by **chevyman282** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:35 pm

Well I guess I would not have voted for Al Gore in 2000..he did say he invented the internet, didn't he?..that was the reason I voted for him..

If I did not have the internet, I would be part owner of the local Pub..

chevyman282..

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:52 pm

My business would be dead in the water without internet. No updating machines, no kids chatting and downloading porno desktops and screensavers, no spyware, no viruses . I'd be thoroughly bored!

Pie

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:54 pm

Lilith wrote:What would YOU do without internet?

probably the same thing I did for the 37 years prior to getting the internet.

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:10 pm

Lilith wrote: What would you do without any access to the net?

nothing,suck it up and carry on

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:16 pm

rivas wrote:nothing,suck it up and carry on

or go fishin'