Since Bouncer is gone....

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:03 pm

Thought I'd kick some feculence up.

*clears throat*

Ahem....ghost is a closet drag-queen. He/she likes "The Gilmore Girls", in fact has a shrine on the back seat of his Monte Carlo. Ya have to look beside the "Ain't Skeered" stickers and under the "APC" banner on the rear window(unless he has the louvers on).

UOD, now here is a basket-case for ya. Chronic peeping tom. Yes folks, UOD likes to watch large hairy men at the local gym during "spinning" classes. The mere thought of a sweaty, skidmarked jersey pant sends him into spirals of exstacy. Odd but true.

*watches the madness unfold*

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:07 pm

At least MY car doesn't have a fairy wing. To fly away like Tinkerbell to gay import heaven.

extreme · Post by **extreme** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:09 pm

ghost wrote:At least MY car doesn't have a fairy wing. To fly away like Tinkerbell to gay import heaven.

LOL Rice Owned.

Kip Patterson · Post by **Kip Patterson** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:09 pm

Maybe with Bouncer out of the country Brent can finally . . . well, you know.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:10 pm

My car does not have a wing mister.

Its a froo-frooed up wagon, get it right!

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:11 pm

Kip Patterson wrote:Maybe with Bouncer out of the country Brent can finally . . . well, you know.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:11 pm

Kip Patterson wrote:Maybe with Bouncer out of the country Brent can finally . . . well, you know.

not likely!

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:12 pm

brembo wrote:My car does not have a wing mister.

Its a froo-frooed up wagon, get it right!

lol. oh that's right, fairies have wings on their backs, not on their cars.... silly ghost!

JawZ · Post by **JawZ** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:18 pm

http://www.warroom.com/gaysubaru.htm

Warning: If you drive a Subaru, you might be sending an unintended message.
Gay Consumers in the Driver's Seat
By Kimberly Shearer Palmer
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday , July 4, 2000 ; C01

A car can be a symbol of manhood, a venue for clandestine groping or proof of a 16th birthday. Now, with the birth of a Subaru ad campaign, cars can also define sexual orientation.

"It's Not a Choice. It's the Way We're Built," read the ad posters on bus stops around Dupont Circle. What are they talking about? The car? All-wheel drive? Or, just possibly, could the slogan be commenting on the nature of homosexuality?

It depends on who's looking. "It's apparent to gay people that we're talking about being gay, but straight people don't know what's going on," said Paul Poux, founder of Poux Co., one of the campaign's developers.

Gays are not only tuned in, but their wallets are also turned out. Subaru has been so successful at attracting gay customers that some drivers consider themselves members of a "club," in which fellow Subaru owners share an implied message behind their cars' brand. "I'm never surprised when I look across a lane of traffic and see a woman in a Subaru and think she might be gay," said Kim Mills, who cruises in a Subaru Impreza.

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Points finger at little Brembo Liberace and laughs.....

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:20 pm

[quote="UOD"]http://www.warroom.com/gaysubaru.htm

Warning: If you drive a Subaru, you might be sending an unintended message.
Gay Consumers in the Driver's Seat
By Kimberly Shearer Palmer
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday , July 4, 2000 ]

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:23 pm

Oh my...oversight I see. I forgot Faust. Quite simply the easiest target on all of SG.

The amount of things I could say boggle the mind. Picking the best from his storehouse of dirty little habits is akin to settling on just 3 of the Sweedish Bikini Team....they all are sooooo good. This has in fact vapor-locked my brain. Speechless at the thought of listing what has come to mind. Amazing.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:28 pm

[quote="UOD"]http://www.warroom.com/gaysubaru.htm

Warning: If you drive a Subaru, you might be sending an unintended message.
Gay Consumers in the Driver's Seat
By Kimberly Shearer Palmer
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday , July 4, 2000 ]

Color me a lesbian then. Love women

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:38 pm

brembo,
I let the strange pair of pantyhose I found in the closet go...
and the LARGE jar of vaseline...

I didn't even comment when you appeared overly interested in my nail polish color or the fact that someone at your birthday party called you "The Catcher".

I didn't even flinch when you told me to be extra nice to ghost and Noevo because they are your very special friends. But this thread, honestly,
is there something you need to tell me?

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:39 pm

Lilith wrote:Brembo,
I let the strange pair of pantyhose I found in the closet go...
and the LARGE jar of vaseline...

I didn't even comment when you appeared overly interested in my nail polish color or the fact that someone at your birthday party called you "The Catcher".

I didn't even flinch when you told me to be extra nice to Ghost and Noevo because they are your very special friends. But this thread, honestly,
is there something you need to tell me?

Oh ****. Uhhhh, honey, can you call me.....NOW.

*runs and hides*

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:40 pm

I Was Right! Gayness On Brembo!!!

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:40 pm

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:41 pm

@ this thread

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:41 pm

Lilith wrote:or the fact that someone at your birthday party called you "The Catcher".

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:41 pm

Lilith wrote:Brembo,
I let the strange pair of pantyhose I found in the closet go...
and the LARGE jar of vaseline...

I didn't even comment when you appeared overly interested in my nail polish color or the fact that someone at your birthday party called you "The Catcher".

I didn't even flinch when you told me to be extra nice to Ghost and Noevo because they are your very special friends. But this thread, honestly,
is there something you need to tell me?

LOL, owned by his woman!!!

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:42 pm

ghost wrote:I Was Right! Gayness On Brembo!!!

I can explain! I swear! Oh geezus....oh **** me. Gotta go now.

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:46 pm

well, i see the fecal matter has struck the rotating blades

[Darth Vader with spoon/]they have stirred the sauce...pray they dont stir it further[/Darth Vader with spoon]

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:48 pm

brembo wrote:I can explain! I swear! Oh geezus....oh **** me. Gotta go now.

Yes brembo, we are anxiously anticipating your explanation.

And while you're at it, could you EXPLAIN where my favorite pair of underwear is and why I found cosmo in the bathroom reading cabinet?

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:52 pm

Lilith wrote:Yes brembo, we are anxiously anticipating your explanation.

And while you're at it, could you EXPLAIN where my favorite pair of underwear is and why I found cosmo in the bathroom reading cabinet?

Uh, you left your underwear at my place last time. Brembo has nothing to do with it.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:53 pm

Lilith wrote:Yes brembo, we are anxiously anticipating your explanation.

And while you're at it, could you EXPLAIN where my favorite pair of underwear is and why I found cosmo in the bathroom reading cabinet?

Alright folks, I'll come clean. I made up Lilith, bi-polar disorder. Don't mind this. I'm drinkin pretty heavy and fell on my head today(like most days).

Uhhh....would you believe temporary RE-OCCURING insanity?

Carbon monoxide in the furnace, wasn't myself.

Dog jumped on the keyboard.

Embolism.

Accidentally added MDMA to my dinner, meant to use MSG.

Spell checker went nuts.

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:54 pm

ghost wrote:Uh, you left your underwear at my place last time. Brembo has nothing to do with it.

geezus, I told you - on the qt

you have lost your privileges

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:55 pm

Lilith wrote:geezus, I told you - on the qt

you have lost your privileges

SH*T!

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:04 pm

brembo wrote:Alright folks, I'll come clean. I made up Lilith, bi-polar disorder.

Am I real? Am I truly brembo's alterego who was created to pave the way for him to come out of the closet.

Okay, busted. I must share:

ghost, I love you. I want you.

downhill, I utterly enjoy our conversations, but I wish you would talk dirty to me.

Noevo, I fantasized about you today.

Randy, rodents are sexy.

God, I feel so much better. I might be able to sleep well for the first time in a long time.

Thank you for the support guys.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:07 pm

Lilith wrote:Am I real? Am I truly brembo's alterego who was created to pave the way for him to come out of the closet.

Okay, busted. I must share:

ghost, I love you. I want you.

downhill, I utterly enjoy our conversations, but I wish you would talk dirty to me.

Noevo, I fantasized about you today.

Randy, rodents are sexy.

God, I feel so much better. I might be able to sleep well for the first time in a long time.

Thank you for the support guys.

Crap. I just got owned. Dammit.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:14 pm

Oh man.....LOL

sito · Post by **sito** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:22 pm

brembo wrote: *eyes box of leeches*

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:27 pm

brembo wrote:Crap. I just got owned. Dammit.

Bringer, I'd say you just earned more respect here than brembo ever has, but you know really that isn't much of a compliment heh.

yea, have fun getting a couple of those images outta yer head B! lol

I'd say bringer has earned the right to wear the coveted deer butt for at least a while!

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:30 pm

Noevo wrote:I'd say bringer has earned to wear the coveted dear butt for at least a while!

Oh the visual...

JawZ · Post by **JawZ** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:33 pm

JEEEEEEsus......all I want to know is if Brembino bought his Subaru during Gay Day or not?

Because if he did...then Prey wants to know how much HE can save by going GAY ALL DAY LONG!!!!!

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:34 pm

downhill wrote:Oh the visual...

eesh, thanks for quoting an atrocious sentance lol um, fixed I hope (much like brembo lol )

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:36 pm

Noevo wrote: fixed I hope (much like brembo lol )

I still hump the lounge chair cushions.

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:39 pm

brembo wrote:I still hump the lounge chair cushions.

been there done that ...gave the t-shirt away

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:42 pm

Noevo wrote:

Bringer, I'd say you just earned more respect here than brembo ever has, but you know really that isn't much of a compliment heh.

yea, have fun getting a couple of those images outta yer head B! lol

I'd say bringer has earned the right to wear the coveted deer butt for at least a while!

:-X

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 9:03 pm

Lilith wrote::-X

woohoo, now I really hope you're not brembos alter ego lol

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:15 pm

Lilith wrote:Am I real? Am I truly brembo's alterego who was created to pave the way for him to come out of the closet.

Okay, busted. I must share:

ghost, I love you. I want you.

{edit}

[GHOST STEPS IN FRONT OF BREMBO]

Grimson · Post by **Grimson** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:09 am

ghost wrote:

[GHOST STEPS IN FRONT OF BREMBO]

I don't think that's where you want to be in a thread like this, perhaps in a diff. country would be the better choice.