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This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time.

It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
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Tell that to your Kuwait friends :D
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umm no
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Brent wrote:Tell that to your Kuwait friends :D

ROFL
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Brent wrote:Tell that to your Kuwait friends :D
LOL...yea, we give them a rid and they want half. Unbelievible
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LMFAO :thumb:
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JOINTS!!!

What kind of a trick is this!!!! :irate: :irate:

Poetry type threads MUST be designated so that Prey will be able to easily find them! :rtfm: He will never think to click on a thread titled "A Woman"...
Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time.

It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
:D :rotfl:
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:rotfl: :rotfl:
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Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time.

It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
Thanks JCOS.. :irate:
My wife read this thread and and decided that women are special and with Christmas coming soon, needs a a special gift..(digs deeper into wallet).. :cry:

Just kidding ,great post..(looks over shoulder)
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Does that include the crazy ones too...? like the chick from the psyco_girl vid thats's started makeing it's rounds on the P2P networks...
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chevyman282 wrote:Thanks JCOS.. :irate:
My wife read this thread and and decided that women are special and with Christmas coming soon, needs a a special gift..(digs deeper into wallet).. :cry:

Just kidding ,great post..(looks over shoulder)
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CiscoKid wrote:Does that include the crazy ones too...? like the chick from the psyco_girl vid thats's started makeing it's rounds on the P2P networks...

????????
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CiscoKid wrote:Does that include the crazy ones too...? like the chick from the psyco_girl vid thats's started makeing it's rounds on the P2P networks...

Yeah, and the girl in that video isn't of age.
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Lmao @ Brent!!
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Burke wrote:Yeah, and the girl in that video isn't of age.
guess that means you've seen it :D
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Brent wrote:guess that means you've seen it :D
Only reason I know about it is because they were talking about it in the IRC room my freind was in durring class this morning
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CiscoKid wrote:Only reason I know about it is because they were talking about it in the IRC room my freind was in durring class this morning
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

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Brent wrote:guess that means you've seen it :D

Yeah, and like a ton of others, I was ****ing pissed when a link to a "funny video done by psycho ex-girlfriend" turned out to basically be kiddie porn, and I wiped it from my drive. I don't want to see that ****.
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Ken wrote:JOINTS!!!

What kind of a trick is this!!!! :irate: :irate:

Poetry type threads MUST be designated so that Prey will be able to easily find them! :rtfm: He will never think to click on a thread titled "A Woman"...
:D :rotfl:
Prey will come of age....someday. :D
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JCOS, I dont see how you stop yourself from tappin those lil arab beaitches....you know they want it they are insanely deprived there, id be having a field day, all while carrying my AK-47 for their "brothers" bahaha :D Muslim/Arab dudes dont scare me one bit.
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wee96 wrote:JCOS, I dont see how you stop yourself from tappin those lil arab beaitches....you know they want it they are insanely deprived there, id be having a field day, all while carrying my AK-47 for their "brothers" bahaha :D Muslim/Arab dudes dont scare me one bit.

My guess would be because he's married and cares about his wife. But that's just a guess on my part.
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Snuf wrote:My guess would be because he's married and cares about his wife. But that's just a guess on my part.
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Snuf wrote:My guess would be because he's married and cares about his wife. But that's just a guess on my part.

:rotfl: :rotfl:You took me serious again, dear God get help.
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wee96 wrote: :rotfl: :rotfl:You took me serious again, dear God get help.

Don't need help, fine just the way I am. It was just a comment in response to yours, take it how you want.
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