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by Croc
Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:42 am
Forum: General Archive
Topic: Goodbye Croc ! R.I.P.
Replies: 86
Views: 111879

Goodbye Croc ! R.I.P.

hi all... my name is scott... i am johns son. unfortunately 2 days ago my father suffered a massive stroke and passed away yesterday afternoon.. i would like to extend my thanks and forward our familys thanks for all those people he talked and posted with.. he really did love everything about this ...
by Croc
Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:33 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Something for everyone
Replies: 32
Views: 3482

MadDoctor wrote:Image
R/C Save As Desktop Background. Tks MD. :thumb:

15 minutes later and Mrs.C yells...... "There's something wrong with your computer..... come quick!!!!!!!" :rotfl:

Nice gurlz tho. :thumb:
by Croc
Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:13 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Someone needs to burn!
Replies: 12
Views: 1060

Oh dont get me wrong, Im not saying being raped, dishonorable discharge, etc is appropriate, but those guys should know better than to at least post that on the internet. Just gives them a bad name.
I think it goes further than giving them a bad name. Chit like that spreads through communities and ...
by Croc
Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:19 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Caption time.
Replies: 22
Views: 2035

downhill wrote:Image

Hold my hand, dammit!!
by Croc
Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:19 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Hello
Replies: 19
Views: 1390

FuzzyDnkn wrote:Hello I am new to the board and I just wanted to say Hi I like to build and overclock
G'day from downunder. Hope you enjoy your stay. :thumb:

Got any pichas of gurlz????
by Croc
Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:56 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: My second home...
Replies: 17
Views: 1870

[LEFT] Sorry to read of your loss Sarahnn.

I read this to everyone at my father's funeral a few years ago. Hope it does for you what it did for us.

John [/LEFT]
When I come to the end of the road,
And the sun has set for me,
I want no rites in a gloom filled room ...
Why cry for a soul set ...
by Croc
Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:44 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Ok.......I am so disappointed
Replies: 34
Views: 2258

Debbie wrote: :nope: I have a voice that projects. I am Italian remember? :p
:rotfl: :nod: ;) So, when's that voice of yours gonna project itself down here again??
by Croc
Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Ok.......I am so disappointed
Replies: 34
Views: 2258

Debbie wrote:NOT!
:rotfl: :rotfl: Definately not mute, eh Debbie. ;)
by Croc
Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Ok.......I am so disappointed
Replies: 34
Views: 2258

:eek: :eek: :eek: There are women in New York? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Just goes to show how special you are Debbie when someone reaches a hand of friendship from as far away as Ghana. :thumb: Your MySpace addy is?? ;)

Don't know. Maybe he did a search for women in New York? Beats the hell out of ...
by Croc
Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: I'm done being stressed.
Replies: 18
Views: 1226

Congrats Amro. :thumb:
Sounds like you are on a winner.
by Croc
Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Daughter contests will.........
Replies: 15
Views: 1384

One Australian $ is worth us75c Prey.

That's us$11.25m or us$5.625m each, for keeping the greed at bay.

Debbie, I agree totally. The father knew his kids didn't get on. The only thing now is the rift between them is wider.
by Croc
Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Daughter contests will.........
Replies: 15
Views: 1384

Daughter contests will.........

........ and loses the lot to charity.

To me this is just plain dumb.

The former neighbour of a guy I know passed away recently and had appointed him as Execetor of his Estate that was to go equally to a son and a daughter as the only family left.

A condition of the distribution was that if ...
by Croc
Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: tonsillitis
Replies: 22
Views: 1520

Had mine out at 19 after putting up with 5 years of antibiotics GS.

You can see them and if it's the tonsils they get white pustular spots on them.

The doc I was going to at the time wouldn't refer to a surgeon, just medication. The doc e went on holidays and the locum took one look and they were ...
by Croc
Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: How's Your Hearing?
Replies: 17
Views: 1333

Lefty wrote:Can you guys here this... Bite me :D
Nope. Did you have your teeth in??
by Croc
Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Coming Soon To A Wal-mart Near You( OK for 56k)
Replies: 22
Views: 1684

MissTynker2 wrote:Hey! Maybe I will change my mind after all...I could USE some inflation! :p 2 1/2 pounds just did not quite cut it! lol! But I will take it!
Do it Tynk :nod: . You just never know what may come of it. ;) Encouragement can come from the strangest places. :D
by Croc
Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Coming Soon To A Wal-mart Near You( OK for 56k)
Replies: 22
Views: 1684

old ass topic!
still shots look tricky but seeing someone walking it would look even crappier as the ass cheeks would not move and the undies would not wrinkle back and forth etc :rotfl:
Don't ya just hate it when they "wrinkle back and forth" like that Randy? Almost like they were bought with ...
by Croc
Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Debbie: clean up your pm box!
Replies: 3
Views: 616

ghettoside wrote:lol, it's full.

:D
Again!!!!! ;)
by Croc
Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Long time no see!
Replies: 14
Views: 1154

G'day to you Steve.

Nice to see you around again. :thumb:
by Croc
Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: How's Your Hearing?
Replies: 17
Views: 1333

Lost @ 20 000HZ.
by Croc
Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:18 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: How's Your Hearing?
Replies: 17
Views: 1333

How's your hearing?

What was that???

Had mine tested before I left my previous job. They said the only tones I have trouble with are the ones produced by the voice of Mrs.C.

;)

I will check out the site when I get back. In "Favourites"
by Croc
Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: TGIF everyone!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 34
Views: 2659

YeOldeStonecat wrote:And one forearm like Popeye I bet. :wth:

Fixed.
by Croc
Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: The Barber
Replies: 6
Views: 906

:rotfl:
Good one Duz. :D
by Croc
Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: TGIF everyone!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 34
Views: 2659

Saturday is cleanup day.
Sort out garage, sheds and dump rubbish.
Wait for call about trip away again for a week working on new power substations.
Watch "The Bill" @ 8.30pm.

Sunday....
Finish off sort out.
Pick up G/daughter from airport.
Pack for trip if call comes.
by Croc
Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Briton hurt after lighting firecracker in buttocks
Replies: 10
Views: 795

:rotfl:
Dumbassed pom.
by Croc
Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:57 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Now Open The SG Tavern ***Order up***
Replies: 1375
Views: 134971

One beer, a Carlton Mid Strength please.

Thanks. :thumb:
by Croc
Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:54 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: A series of surgeries upcoming for me
Replies: 374
Views: 21469

That's bad Tynk.
Sorta like dancing a bit....... one step forward... two steps back.

Keep being yer bubbly ol self, yeah??
by Croc
Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:42 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Ok the truth
Replies: 161
Views: 9637

Hey Tortoise Man. Read your latest and I hope you get all those answers you need. You certainly are being put through the mill.
Keep at em Rivas!!

A co-worker of mine told me yesterday about his brother (53) who was told he had indigestion for 4 months by the doctor. After convincing the Doc he ...
by Croc
Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:41 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: My son Chris is coming along
Replies: 76
Views: 5767

Nasty bit of damage Blebs.
Hope everything works out with the healing.
Looks like a lot of work to be done but it will get there.
by Croc
Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:54 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Hey Croc - you got one of these, or do you need it?
Replies: 3
Views: 721

vinnie wrote:Does it come with a g-string back?
Hey Army boy, since when do Grunts wear G-strings?????? ;)
by Croc
Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:51 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Lovemaking: Tips for seniors
Replies: 5
Views: 772

Copied.

Pasted into Word.

Font size increased.

Printed.

Laminated.

Bluetacked to bedhead.
by Croc
Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:41 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Big Bird is DEAD!
Replies: 4
Views: 813

OMG... For a moment there I thought you mean't Big Bird from Sesame Street. :cry:

Phhewwww!!!

I mean, how would I explain that to my grandkids. :confused:
by Croc
Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:34 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Tree Hugger
Replies: 2
Views: 777

:rotfl:

Toooooo funny.

Thanks for that BlackLab. :thumb:
by Croc
Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:23 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Interesting video clip
Replies: 4
Views: 807

Mmmmmmmm Boobies. :D
by Croc
Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:16 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Test!
Replies: 25
Views: 1670

Soft Drink.
by Croc
Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:41 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Hey Croc - you got one of these, or do you need it?
Replies: 3
Views: 721



Would you care to explain? :confused:

blacklab Eplain????????? Thought it was fairly self explanatory. ;) Us Aussies have long needed jocks that can carry.
Now, thanks to the Aussiebum Company we have jocks that can cope with the load. :D

Need them...... Nah......... Haven't used them in ...
by Croc
Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: I want to go to New Zealand,,,,
Replies: 4
Views: 723

Very nice Dan. Great fishing and scenery. :thumb:
by Croc
Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Short story
Replies: 55
Views: 4931

Sava700 wrote:he started it!!! *points* :crazy:
but you're the one in "CandyLand". ;)
by Croc
Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: I need advice
Replies: 44
Views: 2471

Listen to your heart. :thumb:
Your brain is being overruled by something far more important. All us males are controlled by it. Just ask any woman. ;)

Seriously..... What minir said. :thumb:
by Croc
Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Walmart Starts The Christmas Savings Early!
Replies: 3
Views: 700

Prey521 wrote: :thumb:

Gettin wifey an in car GPS, just don't know which one!
:D

Wouldn't mind getting one of those for Mrs.C as well Prey. Trouble is they would make it easier to find her way home. ;)