Briton hurt after lighting firecracker in buttocks

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Briton hurt after lighting firecracker in buttocks

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:rotfl: :rotfl:
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Darwinism almost pulls another from the gene pool.

Ya know...figured this would be a story about some almost teenager....as today some appear to really have missed the class on common sense. But a 22yo guy....on top of that..a soldier...you'd figure he'd at least have a whisker of a clue about common sense, cause and effect, explosions, etc.

Says her recently returned from a tour in Iraq...guess he didn't across any landmines..else he probably would have been claim by Darwinism there...after going up to the mine and stepping on it to see if it would blow up.
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genius.
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He sounds like a ****ing genius. lol
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gives new meaning to the term exploding anus :rotfl:
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nightowl wrote:gives new meaning to the term exploding anus :rotfl:

i wonder if he will have trouble crapping his pants now ... probably not being able to pinch and all
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Roody could light one off without a match
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Zilog B wrote:Roody could light one off without a match
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Wow! It sounds like he had already fried his brain somewhere along the walk of life....was he trying make to matching smoky bookends or something out of BOTH ends of his body?







Cheesh!! That is insane!!
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