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Brk · Post by **Brk** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:49 pm

Is there ANYONE working delivery joints with a goddamned brain in their head?

"No. Mayo."

She repeats it to me. "Blah blah sandwich, no mayo."

I say, "Yes, please, no mayo."

Sandwiches arrive, I'm off in another office. Driver has already left.

My sandwich is slathered in ****ING MAYO...so drenched in it that it's not possible to perform a sauce-scrape on it without it completely falling apart.

The order receipt says in all caps, NO MAYO.

Yeah, there are children in sub-Saharan Africa who are starving, and I'm an a-hole for caring so much. But I ****ING HATE MAYONNAISE. Just seeing it makes me nauseous.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:52 pm

Burke wrote:Is there ANYONE working delivery joints with a goddamned brain in their hand?

"No. Mayo."

She repeats it to me. "Blah blah sandwich, no mayo."

I say, "Yes, please, no mayo."

Sandwiches arrive, I'm off in another office. Driver has already left.

My sandwich is slathered in ****ING MAYO...so drenched in it that it's not possible to perform a sauce-scrape on it without it completely falling apart.

The order receipt says in all caps, NO MAYO.

Yeah, there are children in sub-Saharan Africa who are starving, and I'm an ******* for caring so much. But I ****ING HATE MAYONNAISE.

There isn't a word of that I can argue with. I hate mayo.

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:54 pm

miracle whip > mayo

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:55 pm

Personally I love mayo

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:56 pm

Zilog B wrote:miracle whip > mayo

Same **** to me. It's repugnant.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:58 pm

Roody wrote:Personally I love mayo

We all know you love to be covered in thick, white and creamy sauces

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:00 pm

Prey521 wrote:We all know you love to be covered in thick, white and creamy sauces

So do you, especially it's Alfredo. Or from a guy named Alfredo.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:01 pm

8.4 point for the rant.

The service industry as a whole has gotten terrible especially over the last ten years. I would be willing to bet that 1/3 of the time we eat out there is a mistake in our order, or the quality of the food and service sucks. I rarely eat out or order out anymore.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:14 pm

Lefty wrote: I rarely eat out....anymore.

Send Mrs. Lefty my condolences

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:19 pm

Prey521 wrote:Send Mrs. Lefty my condolences

roofleberries

64bit · Post by **64bit** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:19 pm

Burke wrote:Same **** to me. It's repugnant.

What the hell do you use on roast beef if not miracle whip?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:20 pm

Izzo wrote:roofleberries

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:21 pm

64bit wrote:What the hell do you use on roast beef if not miracle whip?

A small bit of horseradish, or nothing at all.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:23 pm

Ooof, I'd wither up to a crisp without mayo, I drown my fries in the stuff. It's my worst food eating habit by a long ways tho.

I guess beets and lima beans are about the only normal food items I'll turn down even when hungry.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:24 pm

64bit wrote:miracle whip?

Hellman's Mayonnaise or nothing

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:18 pm

Lefty wrote:

Hellman's Mayonnaise or nothing

rep points on the way

mmione · Post by **mmione** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:35 pm

Lefty wrote:

Hellman's Mayonnaise or nothing

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:41 pm

I hate people that can't get an order right. That aggravates me to no end. If I say don't put a friggin pickle on my sandwich and they do it anyway and my sandwich smells like pickle..I send it back.

I'd call them and send it right back. Delivery guy will be the pissed off one and tell them off since he gets no tip the 2nd time around.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:07 pm

I use to eat a mayo sandwich, just bread and mayo.

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:09 pm

I used to eat miracle whip sammiches too

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:10 pm

A cream sammich

Jamie_R · Post by **Jamie_R** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:28 pm

I don't mind mayo, but I can sure sympathize with your rant about the service industry Burke ...

Keg Party · Post by **Keg Party** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:30 pm

I'm with ya Burke...mayo is gross as hell.
Bad thing is you can't call back and have them bring you another sandwich cuz it will have a secret sauce on it then

Kip Patterson · Post by **Kip Patterson** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:38 pm

No problem. Just vote Republican and we'll shiip 'em all home. 'Course then you'll have to make your own sandwich.

Keg Party · Post by **Keg Party** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:40 pm

Kip Patterson wrote:No problem. Just vote Republican and we'll shiip 'em all home. 'Course then you'll have to make your own sandwich.

nah..there are plenty of white 16-18 year olds willing to work/can only work for min. wage

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:20 pm

Kip Patterson wrote:No problem. Just vote Republican and we'll shiip 'em all home. 'Course then you'll have to make your own sandwich.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kip Patterson again.

Burke..no mayo for this guy either. Roast beef? Onions, a "little" Miracle Whip and a bit of horseradish.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:22 pm

Roody wrote:Personally I love mayo

Get away from me! Stop winking at me!

loop2kil · Post by **loop2kil** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:28 am

Lefty wrote:8.4 point for the rant.

The service industry as a whole has gotten terrible especially over the last ten years. I would be willing to bet that 1/3 of the time we eat out there is a mistake in our order, or the quality of the food and service sucks. I rarely eat out or order out anymore.

I rarely eat at chain establishments...i like the 'mom and pop' places where the people that run the place are also the owners. You tend to get a better overall dining experience.

I might even go 9.0 for the rant...short but to the point.

SpareX · Post by **SpareX** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:20 am

my Turkey or Chicken Sandwiches are better with a little mayo, but not sopping wet from it..

anything else.. Mustard or BBQ sause.. As of late though.. BBQ sause and even katsup is giving me problems.. =/

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:25 am

loop2kil wrote:I rarely eat at chain establishments...i like the 'mom and pop' places where the people that run the place are also the owners. You tend to get a better overall dining experience.

I might even go 9.0 for the rant...short but to the point.

I never go to chain restaurants. I stay with the mom and pop style places myself.

knightmare · Post by **knightmare** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:23 pm

ever wondered if they slapped a handful of mayo on your sandwich, on purpose?
Not a mistake?

Maybe they aren't imcompetent, but vengeful?

A_old · Post by **A_old** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:25 pm

yea yea africa starving, but i'm with you on this one. i HATE mayo and i HATE ketchup..just can't do it

loop2kil · Post by **loop2kil** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:13 am

Amro wrote:yea yea africa starving, but i'm with you on this one. i HATE mayo and i HATE ketchup..just can't do it

hate ketchup...that's gotta be some form of blasphemy. What do you put on your steaks

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:20 am

loop2kil wrote:hate ketchup...that's gotta be some form of blasphemy. What do you put on your steaks

I'll help, I hate Mayo, ketchup and steak

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