I'm getting old

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:08 am

I have a headache.

Headaches are for old people.

That is all.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:13 am

I have a headache too. Mine is from trying to get used to my bifocals.

Bifocals beat headache in age arguments.

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:22 am

YARDofSTUF wrote:I have a headache.

Headaches are for old people.

That is all.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:26 am

welcome to life...

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:31 am

Sava700 wrote:welcome to old life...

Fixed, and thank you.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:33 am

YARDofSTUF wrote:Fixed, and thank you.

TinyTim · Post by **TinyTim** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:55 am

YARDofSTUF wrote:I have a headache.

Headaches are for old people.

That is all.

Are you complaining about your headache or about feeling old?

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:57 am

TinyTim wrote:Are you complaining about your headache or about feeling old?

I am saying that since I have now had a headache I am old. I havent decided which one I'll complain about yet.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:43 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:I am saying that since I have now had a headache I am old. I havent decided which one I'll complain about yet.

Good God almighty!! What the hell are you going to complain about 40 years from now!!

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:54 pm

Debbie wrote:Good God almighty!! What the hell are you going to complain about 40 years from now!!

40 years from now I should be dead.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:58 pm

Debbie wrote:Good God almighty!! What the hell are you going to complain about 40 years from now!!

The air being too clean.
Damn Spotted owls all over the place, pooping on his Firebird.
Dolphn free tuna STILL out of line pricewise comapred to regular tuna.
Tic Tacs are really crappy breath mints.
The RFID chip in his forehead itches when a cold front passes through.
Brittany Spears is still alive.
People still think the WTC was imploded by the government.

etc......

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:06 pm

brembo wrote:The air being too clean.
Damn Spotted owls all over the place, pooping on his Firebird.
Dolphn free tuna STILL out of line pricewise comapred to regular tuna.
Tic Tacs are really crappy breath mints.
The RFID chip in his forehead itches when a cold front passes through.
Brittany Spears is still alive.
People still think the WTC was imploded by the government.

etc......

Those damned spotted owls! They should be extinct!

I hate tuna, its the only reason I might be ok with the save flipper society people, but only the ones nto associated with PETA.

loop2kil · Post by **loop2kil** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:08 pm

woke up with one today....48 hours and no cafeine...trying to quit.

loop2kil · Post by **loop2kil** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:08 pm

and yes you are becoming an old fart.

ub3r_n00b · Post by **ub3r_n00b** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:30 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:I have a headache.

Headaches are for old people.

That is all.

I say the same thing after having one too many wobbly pops (more than one at my age).

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:24 pm

ub3r_n00b wrote:I say the same thing after having one too many wobbly pops (more than one at my age).

wobbly pops?

ub3r_n00b · Post by **ub3r_n00b** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:29 pm

beverages with alcohol

Set · Post by **Set** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:30 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:I have a headache.

Did your doc warn you of the side affect to using Viagra

MetalHead324 · Post by **MetalHead324** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:31 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:I have a headache.

Headaches are for old people.

That is all.

i have had head ache like every day for the past 3 days... what the hell, am i getting old too? i think living so close to a nuclear power plant aint very good...

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:35 pm

ub3r_n00b wrote:beverages with alcohol

Ah, this was a sober one, an alcohol induced one wouldnt be a sign of age.

Set wrote:Did your doc warn you of the side affect to using Viagra

Wookies dont need viagra, when it stops working we just roll over and die.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:35 pm

MetalHead324 wrote:i have had head ache like every day for the past 3 days... what the hell, am i getting old too? i think living so close to a nuclear power plant aint very good...

The nuke plants are fine, ur just getting old!

MetalHead324 · Post by **MetalHead324** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:14 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:The nuke plants are fine, ur just getting old!

what the hell! i cant even drive yet, how can i get old

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:32 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote: Headaches are for old people.

That is all.

Old people are retired people
Retired people have retired from long successful careers....
Career means you have to work
Work....you...not in same sentence!
The logic train has been derailed...you can't be old because you haven't worked! p

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:48 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Old people are retired people
Retired people have retired from long successful careers....
Career means you have to work
Work....you...not in same sentence!
The logic train has been derailed...you can't be old because you haven't worked! p

Damn, now I'm an old homeless bum.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:50 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Old people are retired people
Retired people have retired from long successful careers....
Career means you have to work
Work....you...not in same sentence!
The logic train has been derailed...you can't be old because you haven't worked! p

MetalHead324 · Post by **MetalHead324** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:55 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Old people are retired people
Retired people have retired from long successful careers....
Career means you have to work
Work....you...not in same sentence!
The logic train has been derailed...you can't be old because you haven't worked! p

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:33 pm

Lefty wrote:

What's up suckpump? Almost buffalo burger time!

MetalHead324 · Post by **MetalHead324** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:40 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:What's up suckpump? Almost buffalo burger time!

wait im confused... i though you were suckpump brian

OSULLY · Post by **OSULLY** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:48 pm

Had migraines as a kid. Glad I got old and they ended. Maybe your not old enough?

MetalHead324 · Post by **MetalHead324** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:04 pm

eh... i rarely get em, but had em a few times latley... what do you mean by kid? because im almost 15 years old so...

OSULLY · Post by **OSULLY** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:13 pm

They started when I was about 8 and slowly became more infrequent after 17. Became rare after 35. When they started I'd have 3 to 5 a week. I was lucky and mine lasted less than 24 hours.

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:22 pm

alan, u are and always will be old... er then me.

i just celebrated my sisters 30th birthday with her today... your not that far behind.. when did we all get so old?

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:26 pm

loop2kil wrote:and yes you do smell like an old fart.

fixed

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:29 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:What's up suckpump? Almost buffalo burger time!

Name it, this time maybe, maybe Julie will join us..