Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?

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Prey521 wrote:Aight, that's what I'm talkin bout!

True playa status is shot to hell now though! :D

I just remembered, that I'd better purchase the last mod for my truck before we got down to the wire! :D

A baby seat is not a mod, no matter how many neoen colors or NOS stickers it has.
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YARDofSTUF wrote:A baby seat is not a mod, no matter how many neoen colors or NOS stickers it has.
buwahahahahahaha
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YARDofSTUF wrote:A baby seat is not a mod, no matter how many neoen colors or NOS stickers it has.
:rotfl:
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congratulaciones hermano :thumb:
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Congratulations Prey :thumb: :thumb:

life as you know it just went into 5th gear for the best :D
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Izzo wrote: :rotfl:


they get horny as a mofo when they're prego y'know :nod: :D
but after ... no more ever :eek:
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Jamie_R wrote:but after ... no more ever :eek:
Unless it's to have another one.
It's all about Procreation, not Recreation from here on in.

Congrats Prey. :thumb: Rest up now. You are going to need it. :D Some Nursery Rhymes to inspire you. ;)
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Prey521 wrote:"My daddy's name is Porfirio Reyes, and he is a Network Admin" /Preys kid in 5 years

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Oh yeah boooooooooooooy!!!! My swimmers finally found the target!! :rotfl:

Wife just called me from Florida, crying, to tell me the news! :thumb:

She was going to wait till she arrived on Sunday, but she couldn't contain it!!

It's been a struggle, she has problematic ovaries and we've been trying for a while! :cry:

Yeah, this should be a fun ride!! :rockin:



WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

WAY TO GO PREY!!!!

It is about time you polluted the gene pool.
Best thing that will ever happen to you.

G-D bless you, the missus and the Reyes to be.

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Oh god, just what this world needs... More Preys!! :rolleyes:

JK dude, congrats!! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
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Thx David, the Northeast is in for some trouble!! :D

And Kyle, there's this saying that my dad has always told me :

"Hijo to eres, padres sera, lo mismo que hiciste, tambien te aran"

Rough Translation:

"A son you are, a father you shall be, what you did to me as a child, this too will you receive"

If that is true, I am in SERIOUS trouble :rotfl:
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Prey521 wrote:Thx David, the Northeast is in for some trouble!! :D

And Kyle, there's this saying that my dad has always told me :

"Hijo to eres, padres sera, lo mismo que hiciste, tambien te aran"

Rough Translation:

"A son you are, a father you shall be, what you did to me as a child, this too will you receive"

If that is true, I am in SERIOUS trouble :rotfl:

Nah.... You are going to be a fantastic dad.... If it is a boy, you'll set him straight. If it is a girl....... You will kill every boy in sight...

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YARDofSTUF wrote:I think she was crying becasue you're the father, either that or becasue she has to come home to you!

Problematic ovaries? is that the online forum term for almsot impotent? :p

Oh and the most likely answer to your question would be "My daddy's name is Porfirio Reyes, and hes in jail for killing my mommy"
LMAO! Funny you mention that! We thought that my guys were at fault, so the doc had me do a manual extraction and have them tested! I sweated profusely till I heard the good news of my strong swimmers! :D
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Prey521 wrote:LMAO! Funny you mention that! We thought that my guys were at fault, so the doc had me do a manual extraction and have them tested! I sweated profusely till I heard the good news of my strong swimmers! :D
Manual...extraction? :wth:
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Prey521 wrote:the doc had me do a manual extraction
:wth: <<<Puts two and two together>>> aahh... so this is what Ken was referring to when you were playing with his "one-eyed gringo".

Manual Extraction Training! :eek:
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LMAO! You guys are too much! :rotfl:

And Jim, I still hold true to my claims, this wasn't done for pleasure! :D
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Prey521 wrote:LMAO! Funny you mention that! We thought that my guys were at fault, so the doc had me do a manual extraction and have them tested! I sweated profusely till I heard the good news of my strong swimmers! :D

I've seen some strong retards before...


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:rotfl: Image Image
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YARDofSTUF wrote:I've seen some strong retards before...


:D

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Congrats bro.
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Oh dam I missed this thread. You mean she actually lets you have sex with her? I bet you hadda slip her some Jesus juice and an extra 50.00 every time!



Seriously...Congrats to you both!


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Whaaaa??? I missed this thread too!!!


WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!
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Great. I read about such things happening. I *think* the material was in the Bible, maybe Revelations. Something like that anyway.
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Double trouble?? Ut oh!! :p
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Just found out this morning, she's 8 weeks and is due on our Wedding Anniversary date! Only 1 in 10 babies are born on their actual due date. It would be cool to have a Christmas or New Years baby! :)
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How did I miss this thread?

Congratulations! iSalud!
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Oh no, Prey is multiplying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:





































:rotfl: :rotfl: J/K

Congrats Poppy!!! :thumb: :D
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Post by axtrader »

Knowing Prey's penchant for costumes and role-playing ten will getcha five that Prey wore his Super Sperm costume the night he knocked up his wife...


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Cool. Not just a reason to drink, but, a good one.

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Oh No... Little Prey! haha.. Congrats man!
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