Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:21 am

"My daddy's name is Porfirio Reyes, and he is a Network Admin" /Preys kid in 5 years

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Oh yeah boooooooooooooy!!!! My swimmers finally found the target!!

Wife just called me from Florida, crying, to tell me the news!

She was going to wait till she arrived on Sunday, but she couldn't contain it!!

It's been a struggle, she has problematic ovaries and we've been trying for a while!

Yeah, this should be a fun ride!!

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:25 am

Kick Ass man .....you've been blessed. Your life is about to change forever. You're a lucky man Prey ....best to you and your wife.

Loonatic · Post by **Loonatic** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:27 am

Congrats Prey! Hope the little one is a little **** like you were!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:28 am

[quote="Loonatic"]Congrats Prey! Hope the little one is a little **** like you were!

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If the saying holds true, I am screwed!!

Thanks guys!

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:32 am

Congrats man.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:33 am

Congrats!

As expected on SG, we will require regular updates and pics.

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:36 am

oh ****, were ****ed now!

J/K man. Congrats!!!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:37 am

Jim wrote:Congrats!

As expected on SG, we will require regular updates and pics.

I have pics of the conception if that will suffice for now?

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:40 am

Prey521 wrote:I have pics of the conception if that will suffice for now?

A_old · Post by **A_old** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:44 am

Grats bro

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:45 am

Prey521 wrote:I have pics of the conception if that will suffice for now?

Ghosthunter · Post by **Ghosthunter** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:55 am

Congrats Prey!!!!!!!!!

minir · Post by **minir** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:24 am

Congratulations to you & the Mrs. Prey

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minir

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:29 am

congratulations Prey

Hopefully it'll have a better grasp of reality than you do

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:36 am

Humboldt wrote:congratulations Prey

Hopefully it'll have a better grasp of reality than you do

Oh, don't worry, going to make sure that he/she's a Republican. No liberals on the Reyes household

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:37 am

Aww isnt that cute a little Future Democrat is being brought into the world.

Congrats bro!

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:40 am

Prey521 wrote:Oh, don't worry, going to make sure that he/she's a Republican. No liberals on the Reyes household

Planning on turning this into a Red State, one rugrat at a time?

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:41 am

Prey521 wrote:Oh, don't worry, going to make sure that he/she's a Republican. No liberals on the Reyes household

future milf hunter...

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:41 am

Prey521 wrote:"My daddy's name is Porfirio Reyes, and he is a Network Admin" /Preys kid in 5 years

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Oh yeah boooooooooooooy!!!! My swimmers finally found the target!!

Wife just called me from Florida, crying, to tell me the news!

She was going to wait till she arrived on Sunday, but she couldn't contain it!!

It's been a struggle, she has problematic ovaries and we've been trying for a while!

Yeah, this should be a fun ride!!

I think she was crying becasue you're the father, either that or becasue she has to come home to you!

Problematic ovaries? is that the online forum term for almsot impotent?

Oh and the most likely answer to your question would be "My daddy's name is Porfirio Reyes, and hes in jail for killing my mommy"

TinyTim · Post by **TinyTim** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:43 am

Congrats on the new Liberal...err umm, Democratic--Doh, REPUBLICAN addition!

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:45 am

YARDofSTUF wrote:I think she was crying becasue you're the father, either that or becasue she has to come home to you!

Problematic ovaries? is that the online forum term for almsot impotent?

Oh and the most likely answer to your question would be "My daddy's name is Porfirio Reyes, and hes in jail for killing my mommy"

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:48 am

LMMFAO! You guys are insane!

Yard, I'd give ya rep points if I could :

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:48 am

And dont make the kid suffer with a name liek Porfirio, its punishment enough that hes directly related.

And I remember your thread about the meal you cooked, good thing too, cuz your gonna be cooking alot for the rest of your married life! LOL

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:49 am

Jim wrote:Planning on turning this into a Red State, one rugrat at a time?

A brotha can dream, can't he?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:50 am

LMAO! Oh, don't worry Yard, the cursed name ends with me, I already have the name picked out if it is a boy

koldchillah · Post by **koldchillah** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:56 am

Awesome bro! Congratulations!

I hope everything works out for you two. As many of you already know, my wife miscarried at 7.5 weeks back in late Feb/early March, but now we're at around 8.5/9 weeks on the second attempt with our first sonogram appointment on May 26th @ 10:15am, so we're keeping our fingers crossed and we'll keep 'em crossed for you guys as well.

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:56 am

Sorry Prey, she looked so fine. I just couldn't help myself.

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Fri May 12, 2006 11:04 am

Better ask Zooner's friend.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri May 12, 2006 11:12 am

koldchillah wrote:Awesome bro! Congratulations!

I hope everything works out for you two. As many of you already know, my wife miscarried at 7.5 weeks back in late Feb/early March, but now we're at around 8.5/9 weeks on the second attempt with our first sonogram appointment on May 26th @ 10:15am, so we're keeping our fingers crossed and we'll keep 'em crossed for you guys as well.

Ya, that worries me somewhat, since it does happen more often than not! Glad that you guys were able to get passed it and now are back on the ball again!

LMMFAO @ Burke!

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Fri May 12, 2006 11:15 am

koldchillah wrote:Awesome bro! Congratulations!

I hope everything works out for you two. As many of you already know, my wife miscarried at 7.5 weeks back in late Feb/early March, but now we're at around 8.5/9 weeks on the second attempt with our first sonogram appointment on May 26th @ 10:15am, so we're keeping our fingers crossed and we'll keep 'em crossed for you guys as well.

I'll hope for the best ....

nightowl · Post by **nightowl** » Fri May 12, 2006 11:18 am

congrats prey!!!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri May 12, 2006 11:41 am

John wrote:The idea of having a kid blows my mind.

Congrats Porf!

Yep, insane to think about it! Thx!!

knightmare · Post by **knightmare** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:30 pm

Prey521 wrote:Oh, don't worry, going to make sure that he/she's a Republican. No liberals on the Reyes household

dude.....lol

CONGT*, a great time for thanks, you have been blessed alot bro**

FunK · Post by **FunK** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:33 pm

Congrats Prey!

That's great news. Tell your wife that I said congrats too and that I'm sorry she has to pass a Prey Product through her loins...

Then again, she deserves it for letting you in there first!

Pappa Prey.. It has a nice ring to it......

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:56 pm

knightmare wrote:dude.....lol

CONGT*, a great time for thanks, you have been blessed alot bro**

I've been blessed beyond belief bro, definitely not worthy His grace

Funk,

Thanks, I warned her to not let me ruin her eggs, she insisted, can't blame her!

Papa Prey does have a nice ring!

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:01 pm

I think this event needs to be put to verse ..Prey, give us your best.

knightmare · Post by **knightmare** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:07 pm

Prey521 wrote:I've been blessed beyond belief bro, definitely not worthy His grace :thumb

Papa Prey does have a nice ring!

"love it when they call me Papa Prey, throw your hands in the air, if you'se a true player"

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:09 pm

How can you live without sex in your life.......
Sex in the morning
Sex in the eveving
Sex at night
Every minute of the day
Sex.......Sex........Sex

Sex is great
sex is bad
Do it hard when you get mad

Sex today
Sex tommorow
Sex everyday when you're in sorrow

Now there's no sex
This makes me sad
The damn babies here
NOW I AM MAD!!!!

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:10 pm

Prey521 wrote:How can you live without sex in your life.......
Sex in the morning
Sex in the eveving
Sex at night
Every minute of the day
Sex.......Sex........Sex

Sex is great
sex is bad
Do it hard when you get mad

Sex today
Sex tommorow
Sex everyday when you're in sorrow

Now there's no sex
This makes me sad
The damn babies here
NOW I AM MAD!!!!

they get horny as a mofo when they're prego y'know

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:10 pm

knightmare wrote:"love it when they call me Papa Prey, throw your hands in the air, if you'se a true player"

Aight, that's what I'm talkin bout!

True playa status is shot to hell now though!

I just remembered, that I'd better purchase the last mod for my truck before we got down to the wire!