Insult brembo thread.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 11:31 pm

I'm so good, cute and well hung that I need to be brought back down to earth now and again. So lets have it folks. Both barrels, open it up huh? Don't be a wuss, cut into me, make it hurt. Whip me, hurt me make me bleed, kinky cut-downs is what I need.

Two caveats-

Leave my dog out of this.
Leave my pops outta this.

Otherwise, I am the proviberial "dead horse", now get to beating me.

I really need some new cut-down material, and that the genesis of this thread, so please be rutheless.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 11:33 pm

7 views and no response?

Tsk! Tsk! C'mon ya troglodytes! Stomp me a new one!!!!

Qwijib0 · Post by **Qwijib0** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 11:37 pm

It's hard to insult someone whose intelligence cannot understand it.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 11:37 pm

I fart in the general direction of this thread

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 11:39 pm

OK....you ask for it......

brembo is a friend of downhill's.

How's that for an insult.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 11:41 pm

Originally posted by downhill

brembo is a friend of downhill's.

Oh god.....oh wow. I asked for insults, not CURSES...geez man, ease up!

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 11:42 pm

Brembo! you such an idiot, you saw a sign that said scratch and sniff, you scratched your @$$ and smelled your fingers!

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 11:48 pm

knobgobbler

tHE_0ne · Post by **tHE_0ne** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 11:49 pm

YOUR CAR = RICE

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 11:51 pm

Ack! C'mon people. Yer trying to make me CRY, not giggle for goodness sake. Evil.....c'mon be evil!

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:00 am

Brembo! Your guns suck! they couldn't kill an ant!

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:05 am

Well hung is not two inches long!

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:05 am

Originally posted by Annalysa
Well hung is not two inches long!

Heh....ouch.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:06 am

Originally posted by Annalysa
Well hung is not two inches long!

It is when you have Gnat nuts.

Is that better Brembo?

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:07 am

Yeah but I am assuming unless you trim you stuff up your gonna have pubs bigger than his inch worm of love

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:08 am

Originally posted by RoundEye
It is when you have nat nuts.

Gnat, just for clarity's sake.

Yes, I am feisty tonight.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:09 am

Originally posted by Annalysa
Yeah but I am assuming unless you trim you stuff up your gonna have pubs bigger than his inch worm of love

Please refer to it as "The inch and a half of dangling fury". +/- .5 inches.

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:09 am

Guess what brembo I have a mole and I named after you.

Now guess where it is

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:10 am

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:14 am

We used to call "tossing your salad", "getting bremboed".

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:15 am

Originally posted by brembo
Please refer to it as "The inch and a half of dangling fury". +/- .5 inches.

fury define fury..... I am really thinking your looking for a better descripted word like maybe "The inch and half of dangling uselessness"

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:17 am

Whats the difference between Brembo and a limosine?

Not everyman has been in a limosine!

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:21 am

Where is the mole?

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:24 am

on my butt

Post by **Philip** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:31 am

What's with the shaking deer butt anyway ? I don't get it whether you're trying to attract Mad Doctor or Mikemean

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:33 am

Come back to Michigan...we forgot some stuff for the camera!

I wish I could think of something...butt you were too nice of a guy!

sorry!

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:33 am

Originally posted by Philip
What's with the shaking deer butt anyway ? I don't get it whether you're trying to attract Mad Doctor or Mikemean

I think it's both!!!

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:34 am

Originally posted by CiscoKid
I think it's both!!!

beggers can't be choosers.....

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:36 am

Nah hes trying to get as many YOUNG BUCKS as he can..

Hey its deer season here in Ohio. I bet you can end that dry spell

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:42 am

Originally posted by Philip
you're trying to attract Mad Doctor

Well... deer butt found me.

Let me say this about that raisin pooping, cud chewing, bark humping surveyor who wouldn’t know his azimuth from a declination.

Hold the phone… the wife wants me to take out the empty vodka bottle and get her a new one (the things I do for that sex starved nymphomaniac) . I’ll be back in a sec…

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:44 am

O.K. you little freak...

Why did BaLa really call 911 that morning...when you two shared a room together in Michigan.

Inquiring minds want to know! The truth!

He was soooo young too!

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:45 am

Its not fun when he doesnt play back geeesh!!

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:45 am

Originally posted by BMED
O.K. you little freak...

Why did BaLa really call 911 that morning...when you two shared a room together in Michigan.

Inquiring minds want to know! The truth!

He was soooo young too!

I have no recollection of that event....RIGHT BALA?!?! *waves signed affadavit*

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:52 am

Now that I think of it...BaLa carried a little Rabbits Foot in his back pocket!!!(for good luck) OMG....brembo, you thought he was a .....OMG!

Things haven't been the same with him since that visit...I thought it was the "FISHNET" all this time!!!!

OMG!

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:54 am

BMED, what's up with the fishnet...tell us all the truth now!

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:55 am

Originally posted by CiscoKid
BMED, what's up with the fishnet...tell us all the truth now!

*waves signed affidavit*

Someone found out what a "Continental Breakfast" was....North Carolina style!!!

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:56 am

I gotta hit they sack y'all(the bed, not a body part you sick, sick people). Roast me, toast me, turn me over and have another round on the house huh?

Its good for the soul to laugh at yerself sometimes, and lord knows I need some laughter in my life right now. Take it easy peeps, and have a 'vunderful night eh?

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:58 am

Night Brembo I hear if you touch it enough it may grow

Sweet dreams

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:59 am

Right. Night everyone. Deer butt and me are going to hit the hay (wink wink… nudge nudge).

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 1:02 am

Hope there's a "Continental Breakfast" waiting in the morning...it's in the closet!

It'll taste good after a couple of BROWN one's!