The tale of 11 hoodlums...

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 5:54 pm

The tale of 11 Hoodlums

Here in Oklahoma, we have a festival every may. We like to call it Mayfest(imagine that). This story is of a few of my friends that attended Mayfest one year, to be sent home by 11 angry Hoodlums.

For the whole day, much fun was had, drinking, talking, checking out the arts and crafts, and plain ol people watching. The attendants at Mayfest consisted of Derick, Bob, Bryan, and Lisa(Dericks girlfriend)(These names are real, but are only their first names which I figure won’t matter a bit). As the day passed, art became boring, the clothes were way overpriced, and everyone was getting tired. While walking back to the car they noticed a group of guys that were currently smashing bottles upon signs/walls/curbs or whatever they felt like smashing bottles on. Now when confronted in a situation like this, most guys know what to do, watch the ground, pay no attention to the hoodlums, and try to make it to the car without getting hit with a bottle. Now girls on the other hand, I believe that they feel as their duty as a civilian to put a stop to said hoodlums and speak up about it. My friends were busy watching the ground, and hoping a bottle would not hit them when all of the sudden they hear “HEY, YOU GUYS CUT THAT **** OUT OVER THERE!” this came from none other then Lisa, who felt as if watching the ground was not an option and had to voice her opinion. This of course got the attention of said hoodlums, but my friends were almost to their car and were going to try to avoid their fate, even though it was sealed. Making it to the car, they all piled in, the hoodlums said nothing, but sure enough once in the car a tell tale BLAM sounded within the car. This would be the same BLAM sound of a bottle hitting a car door. Fate had decided my friends would not get away so easy.

Now most people when confronted with this situation of 11 angry hoodlums who had just thrown a bottle at their car would flee, run, get the **** out of there quick like. Now Bryan and Derick were in the “most people” category, ready to get the **** out. Bob however had just gotten out of the marines, and felt this BLAM sound should be investigated and action taken against those who had bashed a bottle against his car. So Bob exits the vehical, Derick and Bryan reluctantly followed. They walked to the said hoodlums and the following conversation ensued.

Hoodlum1: What are you doing man? Get back in your car.
Bob: I just want the one who threw the bottle.
HD1: Man, leave now, just get in your car and go. There are like 11 of us and 3 of you, get the **** out of here.
Bob: I just want the one who threw the bottle then.
HD1: Well then, I guess we all threw the bottle.
Bob(In a fit of stupidity I’m sure): Ok, who’s first?

This is when the lead hoodlum came from the back to lay a right hook on Bobs cheek, Bob probably said something like “ungndhhhoorj” and went down. Up next was Bryan, who lasted about as long as long as Bob. While on the ground, Bob and Bryan proceeded to get the ever living **** kicked out of them, instinct led them to curl into a ball, and just take it. Now we come to Derick, who at this time was in a full sprint across the parking lot with 2 or 3 hoodlums in tow. In another epic moment of stupidity, Derick spun around, and struck the 1rst hoodlum in the throat. Upon this action, the hoodlum made a sound something like “SOOOOKFDASKFFOOORCH” this roughly translates into “I cannot breath and now my friends will beat you to near death”. Derick continues to run but is caught by 2 of the hoodlums who were none to happy upon seeing their friend get hit. Derick received the worst of the beatings as he was the only one who got a hit in.

After the hoodlums had their fill of kicking the absolute **** out of my friends, they went back to enjoying their bottle breaking or hanging out, or what ever hoodlums do. My friends picked themselves up, and started making sure that everyone was just bruised and not broken, they found Derick balled up and lying motionless, as they called to him, he still would not move, until they advised him the hoodlums were currently letting them leave. On that note, Derick sprung to his feet and they started to try to leave. Derick in his flight had lost a shoe, which the hoodlums found. Trying to retrieve the shoe proved not worth it. The hoodlums advised my friends to say **** the shoe, and just leave. Which they started too. Getting in the car proved uneventful until one of the hoodlums knocked on the window of the car.

HD2: Hey man, that guy left his shoe, you want it back?
Bob: Yeah, if you don’t mind.
HD2: Ok, here you go man.
<He hands bob the shoe and proceeds to give him a going away gift in the form of a punch>
Bob: Uhh, thanks.
<Bob gets hit again>

Bob rolls up the window, and they drive home, to wake up sore with complementary black eyes as well. So feel free to share your own stories of times that girls have gotten you into fights or your interactions with hoodlums.

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:02 pm

Oh geesh girls are the causes of everything huh..

let me ponder deep in the recess of my mind and i bet i can come up with a dumb guy story

Jstyr · Post by **Jstyr** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:06 pm

WTF do we pay cops for??

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:07 pm

Originally posted by Annalysa
Oh geesh girls are the causes of everything huh..

let me ponder deep in the recess of my mind and i bet i can come up with a dumb guy story

Hehe, name a time when a guy got you beat up?? hehe. Not every girl, but some seem to go out of thier way.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:08 pm

Originally posted by Sloppy
WTF do we pay cops for??

They are normally waiting in the main area, seems as though a brawl breaks out at least once on friday or sat night. I mean like 20 people all fighting at once. Needless to say I do not stay after dark at mayfest anymore.

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:09 pm

I have never been beating up.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:12 pm

Originally posted by Annalysa
I have never been beating up.

Ya see?? DAS WUT IM TALKING ABOUT. Again not all women are like this, and this was more of a story, not a bash women kind of thing. Was just telling the events that led up to it

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:14 pm

But I am one of those ppl

I just tell ppl what I think of em.

Jstyr · Post by **Jstyr** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:17 pm

Anyone ever hear about that play called Oklahoma?? I saw some blurb on it on the news a few night ago. funny thing was..in the play (about oklahoman's) they showed this one clip where all the cowboys and whatever are dancing and fighting (read punching each other in the face) to the music...it was really weird. It reminded me of that 7up ad where the guys like "a little more love people I can barely hear the singing" because his chorus has degraded into an all out fist fight. Just a weird social thing. Imagine what was considered normal in Hun society at the time of Atilla

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:23 pm

Originally posted by Annalysa
But I am one of those ppl

I just tell ppl what I think of em.

Even with way out of whack odds? Say dark alley, thugs around, do you look at ground and ignore everyone, or do you tell them about how they need to get a job??

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:25 pm

Originally posted by Sloppy
Anyone ever hear about that play called Oklahoma?? I saw some blurb on it on the news a few night ago. funny thing was..in the play (about oklahoman's) they showed this one clip where all the cowboys and whatever are dancing and fighting (read punching each other in the face) to the music...it was really weird. It reminded me of that 7up ad where the guys like "a little more love people I can barely hear the singing" because his chorus has degraded into an all out fist fight. Just a weird social thing. Imagine what was considered normal in Hun society at the time of Atilla

Yeah we got pissed at the whole musical west side story, so figured we would make a musical of our own. yarrr.

Jstyr · Post by **Jstyr** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:28 pm

sorry dude I'm not meaning to knock Oklahoma....it's just funny

....lalalala...POW

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:30 pm

Originally posted by Sloppy
sorry dude I'm not meaning to knock Oklahoma....it's just funny

....lalalala...POW

Hehe, no worries, I aboslutly hate hate hate that stupid play. Kinda hate oklahoma as well. Alas, circemstance will not allow for a move.

Yes I know a word is mispelled, its because you cannot type in cum cucumber or anything liek that. kthx.

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:31 pm

Originally posted by S1lv3r

Even with way out of whack odds? Say dark alley, thugs around, do you look at ground and ignore everyone, or do you tell them about how they need to get a job??

You shut up...

I travel to enough big cities to know when to keep my mouth shut

Jstyr · Post by **Jstyr** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:32 pm

lol...the sloppy work-around to the filter (I probably shouldn't but I'm gonna) C U M

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:32 pm

Even in your 11 hoodlums story I would have kept my mouth shut at least till we were out of harms way then I may-have said something

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:33 pm

Originally posted by Annalysa

You shut up...

I travel to enough big cities to know when to keep my mouth shut

Hehe, shutting up now.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:33 pm

Originally posted by Annalysa
Even in your 11 hoodlums story I would have kept my mouth shut at least till we were out of harms way then I may-have said something

Affirmative.

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:35 pm

Hush- I have actually traveled from rhode island to Seattle washington in a year by myself

I have been to nyc and lived I actually loved it.

I have 9 states to go and then I have been to all of them
generally traveling by myself..

I do not however like dc, there rude and its really dirty