ARGH!!!! Damn Razor Bumps!!!!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 12:57 am

Damnit, my fiance insisted that she shave my face a few days ago, she thought it would be romantic and all, it was a hella lot romantic, nice hot lathery foam, Mach3 razor, her soft hands all over my face, this was on Saturday, now, crap, damnit, freakin razorbumps on my neck!!!

That's why I never shave, I use a depilatory cream that knocks the hair out, these damn bumps hurt like a MOFO, well, its only one large one that I think has like 3 ingrown hairs in it

I dont care how romantic it is, never again will I ever let a razor touch my face again

Anyone else here get some bad razor bumps?

ColdFusion · Post by **ColdFusion** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 1:04 am

Whats this cream that you use ?

/me hates shaving, though i only have to do it once like every 2 - 3wks.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 1:04 am

Not me, been shaving with my knife of late. Spyderco C-36 Military. CPM 440 V stainless, obvisiouly sharp. Have one knife, VG-10 stainless, that I can dryshave with. Hurts tho. But my skin is borderline leather anyways, lotsa sun. Is it cuz yer hair curls back towards yer skin or ya just have sensative(say that with a lisp for effect) skin?

Deus ex Machina · Post by **Deus ex Machina** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 1:07 am

Classic problem for men of African decent.

Use the depillatory.

pax,
david

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 1:08 am

Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG
Whats this cream that you use ?

/me hates shaving, though i only have to do it once like every 2 - 3wks.

I use a depilatory called Magic Shaveless Beard Remover, works amazingly well, smells like sh1t though, but goes away after you wash it off.

drdoug99 · Post by **drdoug99** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 2:11 am

does this so called cream of yours work at other places then just facial hair? like could you use it like shampoo? and when you rinse, all your hair would come out?

OMG...that would make an excellent prank! fill the regular shampoo bottle with the depiliatory cream....heh heh heh...

I have been shaving with a disposable razor for the past few days...it gets a closer shave then with my mach 3....granted, my mach 3 blades are like 3 months old lol...I get razor bumps a little bit on my neck...but only if i shave every day...i usually wait a 3-5 days to let the hair grow back nice and fluffy

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 2:17 am

Originally posted by drdoug99
does this so called cream of yours work at other places then just facial hair? like could you use it like shampoo? and when you rinse, all your hair would come out?

OMG...that would make an excellent prank! fill the regular shampoo bottle with the depiliatory cream....heh heh heh...

Yes, it would work very very well, as a matter of fact, I use to use it to go bald headed last year, smooth as ice

But to pull pranks you need to use the odorless one, works wonders I tell ya

EvilAjax · Post by **EvilAjax** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 2:18 am

Prey did I give you razor bumps when I shaved your ass?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 2:22 am

Originally posted by EvilAjax
Prey did I give you razor bumps when I shaved your ass?

Damnit, why can't you keep any secrets

EvilAjax · Post by **EvilAjax** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 2:23 am

sh00t! I could have sworn I clicked the Send private message icon!

ColdFusion · Post by **ColdFusion** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 2:28 am

Originally posted by Prey521

I use a depilatory called Magic Shaveless Beard Remover, works amazingly well, smells like sh1t though, but goes away after you wash it off.

Hmm, Does it remove the Root of the hair, or just the top part.

What i hate about shaving, is that it only trims the top.. but the hair is still getting thicker, and thicker.. right ?

Zmoney · Post by **Zmoney** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 3:11 am

grrr..guess iam at that akward stage where its growing in, and the hair is thick, just more sporatic than clustered...lookz goofie if i dont shave at LEASt every outher day........maybe this cream sounds cool....ill have to get some..

Zmoney · Post by **Zmoney** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 3:14 am

wolfenstien time.....da nu nu nu..nu na ...na na...cant touch this!!
*puts down crack pipe made from rounded IDE cables..*

Towlie says * Wanna Get Hiiiggghhh*

ColdFusion · Post by **ColdFusion** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 3:54 am

Originally posted by Zmoney
wolfenstien time.....da nu nu nu..nu na ...na na...cant touch this!!
*puts down crack pipe made from rounded IDE cables..*

Towlie says * Wanna Get Hiiiggghhh*

minir · Post by **minir** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 7:48 am

Hi Prey

I think sometimes we tend to stretch the skin too tight when we shave and end up with too close a shave.

The hair is cut below the skin and you end up with little bumps as the hair becomes trapped.

If you shave a little less closely i believe this eliminates the problem to a large degree.

That's been my experience at least.

This Newbie Deus ex Machina seems to know about such things. Perhaps He's a Barber or something

Sounds like a Professional man to me.

Take care All

regards

minir

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 2:09 pm

Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG

Hmm, Does it remove the Root of the hair, or just the top part.

What i hate about shaving, is that it only trims the top.. but the hair is still getting thicker, and thicker.. right ?

Wrong.

The haif follicule stays the same diameter, otherwise you'd have some pretty honking hair.

The only time I get razor bumps is when I shave a beard off, and sometimes then.

Am I the only guy here who uses a REAL razor?

(Double-edged replacable blade, brass body)

drdoug99 · Post by **drdoug99** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 2:20 pm

here's my razor:

this is actually a pretty neat site I found
http://www.depilatory.com/twentieth.html

ExarKun · Post by **ExarKun** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 5:08 pm

I prefer hydrochloric acid myself, it takes the hair right off and leaves you with a nice battle scar and a large reconstructive plastic surgery bill

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 5:22 pm

Prey, Prey.....<shakes head>

Quit being such a girlieman.

1. Use a sharp double-blade razor.
2. Helpful to shave after your shower.
3. Take a very warm washcloth and rub it against the grain of your whiskers to stand them up. You can also use a shaving brush to spread the foam, and that will help stand them up too.
4. Shave with the grain, especially on your neck.
5. Don't press too hard. Let the razor do the work.
6. Use a skin conditioner afterward.

The current issue of Playboy ("Gala Christmas Issue"), in the Advisor section, gives a mention of an excellent shaving lotion. They also give the address for a free sample.

Rings890 · Post by **Rings890** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 5:23 pm

How long does between applications with this "magic shaveless beard remover?"

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 5:24 pm

Originally posted by ghost
Prey, Prey.....<shakes head>

Quit being such a girlieman.

1. Use a sharp double-blade razor.
2. Helpful to shave after your shower.
3. Take a very warm washcloth and rub it against the grain of your whiskers to stand them up. You can also use a shaving brush to spread the foam, and that will help stand them up too.
4. Shave with the grain, especially on your neck.
5. Don't press too hard. Let the razor do the work.
6. Use a skin conditioner afterward.

The current issue of Playboy ("Gala Christmas Issue"), in the Advisor section, gives a mention of an excellent shaving lotion. They also give the address for a free sample.

So THAT'S why you buy Playboy, eh Ghost? For the fine men's hygiene articles?

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 5:27 pm

Originally posted by Humboldt

So THAT'S why you buy Playboy, eh Ghost? For the fine men's hygiene articles?

Sometimes, but usually I just look at the pictures and jerk off.

GRIM · Post by **GRIM** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 5:30 pm

Heh I use to have the same problem my last job required me to be xtra clean shaven, what a hassle a few razor bumps here and there, then I tried magic shave like Prey, worked pretty well but not smoothe to the touch, The souloution? I changed jobs. grew some stubbles and keep it trimmed and neat, 5 0clock shadow 24/7 but trimmed neatly, Prey you might want to consider a beard
your girl might like it if you keep it tight.

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Tue Oct 30, 2001 7:41 pm

My question to you Prey is, did you get to shave your G/F during this romantic episode?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed Oct 31, 2001 12:15 am

Originally posted by BMED
My question to you Prey is, did you get to shave your G/F during this romantic episode?

Inquiring minds want to know!

No comment

Qwijib0 · Post by **Qwijib0** » Wed Oct 31, 2001 12:22 am

Originally posted by ghost

Sometimes, but usually I just look at the pictures and jerk off.

ROTFLMAOTSR!!!!

Qwijib0 · Post by **Qwijib0** » Wed Oct 31, 2001 12:23 am

Originally posted by Prey521

No comment

none needed... that wink says it all

zangief470 · Post by **zangief470** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:09 pm

Try Bump Down, by Barc. really good stuff for smooth skin when ure shaving. Cuz I had razor bumps and redness and stuff and this lotion is like the best stuff out there.

Gixxer · Post by **Gixxer** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:25 pm

W - t - f

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:28 pm

Gixxer wrote:W - t - f

thats what I'm thinkin'

zangief470 wrote:Try Bump Down, by Barc. really good stuff for smooth skin when ure shaving. Cuz I had razor bumps and redness and stuff and this lotion is like the best stuff out there.

nice thread for a first post ! LOL

Jamie_R · Post by **Jamie_R** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:07 pm

welcome back Prey

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:16 pm

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:41 pm

Does it work for razor bumps on my ass?

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:22 pm

Indy wrote:Does it work for razor bumps on my ass?

Can you write a 100 word composition on how you even got razor bumps on your ass?

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:23 pm

zangief470 wrote:Try Bump Down, by Barc. really good stuff for smooth skin when ure shaving. Cuz I had razor bumps and redness and stuff and this lotion is like the best stuff out there.

Holy necrobump batman!

Gixxer · Post by **Gixxer** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:27 pm

at every reply

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:34 pm

Indy wrote:Does it work for razor bumps on my ass?

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:58 pm

RoundEye wrote:Can you write a 100 word composition on how you even got razor bumps on your ass?

It's easy when you can't see where you're shaving

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