Worst movie you ever saw?

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 9:01 am

Mine would be Fear Dot Com.

Ahren · Post by **Ahren** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 9:08 am

Joe Versus the Volcano

Ugh, What a bad, bad, baaaaaaaad "film".

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 9:11 am

Something about Mary.

64bit · Post by **64bit** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 9:21 am

The Stupids.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 10:51 am

It's a toss up between 'The Avengers' and 'Meet Joe Black'...the only two movies that I actually fell asleep during in the theater because they were so bad...

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 10:58 am

Super Troopers or Hell Comes to Frogtown.

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 11:36 am

Oh MAN......sooooooo many.

My "worst" movies are ones I have actually walked out on in the theater; I figure if I rented it or I know it's a B-movie ahead of time, then I have nothing to complain about.

There are three, but I can't recall the third one at the moment:

- Mortal Kombat 2
- Kicked in the Head

LT-73 · Post by **LT-73** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 11:44 am

Starship Troopers
As Good As It Gets
Godzilla 2000

Can't remember the others they were so bad.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 11:55 am

Dracula: Dead and Loving It

there are prolly others i can't remember off hand right now, but that one stands out for sure

Illini25 · Post by **Illini25** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 12:05 pm

Mars Attacks is so bad its funny

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 12:06 pm

Originally posted by Illini25
Mars Attacks is so bad its funny

oh yep, that one too, horrible movie

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 12:10 pm

Mars Attacks was SUPPOSED to be bad. That's the whole point of it.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 1:14 pm

I'll add Natural Born Killers to my list. Should have walked out of the theater on that one.

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 1:19 pm

mystery men bit super troopers is a close second

torsten · Post by **torsten** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 1:52 pm

Female Trouble. Supposed to be a classic cult film and all that. Some people seem to appreciate it, but I just don't get it at all.

tHE_0ne · Post by **tHE_0ne** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 2:29 pm

Originally posted by Illini25
Mars Attacks is so bad its funny

^

mwkirchner · Post by **mwkirchner** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 2:43 pm

No contest for this one ... FULL FRONTAL ... absolutely sucked! Got through about 15 minutes with my girlfriend and then we looked at each other. We totally agreed to stop at that point and remove it forever from our DVD player.

porkchop · Post by **porkchop** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:00 pm

The submarine movie about the "Widow Maker"
forget the name...

porkchop · Post by **porkchop** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:00 pm

I mean I FORGOT the movie's name...

Brandon_k_W · Post by **Brandon_k_W** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:05 pm

"Honorable Mention:"

The Ninth Gate

"The Worst Movie for me:"

A Clockwork Orange

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:05 pm

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, even my wife hated it. Followed very closely by The Paint Job. Terrible films, just plain terrible.

SRF01 · Post by **SRF01** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:54 pm

Originally posted by porkchop
The submarine movie about the "Widow Maker"
forget the name...

K19 ?

I'd have to go with... The thin red line and about 50 others i can think of.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:55 pm

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

hackers 2

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i have to disagree with 2 listed here natural born killers and clockwork orange

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 4:04 pm

Originally posted by YARDofSTUF

hackers 2

They made a hackers 2? I gotta see that.

The three worst movies I've ever seen are (from worst to third worst)..."IT", "Golden Years", and "The Langoliers"

Yet I love "The Shining"

Ill give "The Stand" some credit but I wouldn't watch it again.

Those are all the Stephen King movies right?

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 4:19 pm

Originally posted by YARDofSTUF
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

hackers 2

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i have to disagree with 2 listed here natural born killers and clockwork orange

Hey Yard, about the Ya-Ya Sh*tsterhood.....

Wifey dragged me to this one. I'm sitting there trying my best to stay awake. Looking around the theatre I noticed that all us guys were looking at each other and doing the

thing with our eyes, you know, the way we signal "I can't believe I let my woman talk me into this." I'm doing EVERYTHING to stay awake, everything, chewing gum, changing seating position, humming to myself, everything. Halfway thru the movie my wife burst out laughing, very loud, for no apparent reason. Turns out she fell asleep and had a funny dream. The people around us had been watching her the whole time and they too were laughing hysterically. Turns out my wife's performance was better than the movie; about a dozen of us walked out of the theatre still laughing our asses off.

The following Monday she calls the Loews company to complain and within a week we received free movie passes for 3 future movies.

sito · Post by **sito** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 4:34 pm

Color of Night with Bruce Willis (1994). Man that was bad.

Jstyr · Post by **Jstyr** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 8:06 pm

I gotta agree with Starship Troopers. The only good thing about that movie was that Canadian actor guy who played their commander. Everything else was like pulling teeth.

Also "Ghosts of Mars" is pretty damn lame. When you think about some of the great work John Carperter did early on(The Thing)..you have to recoil in disgust upon seeing "Ghosts of Mars".

Dakota · Post by **Dakota** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 8:23 pm

One Hour Photo is the latest bad movie I have seen. Dunno if it's the worst EVAR. But, it's the most recent worst.

Ghosthunter · Post by **Ghosthunter** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 8:46 pm

Originally posted by Dakota
One Hour Photo is the latest bad movie I have seen. Dunno if it's the worst EVAR. But, it's the most recent worst.

Funny I really enjoyed that movie

Ghosthunter · Post by **Ghosthunter** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 8:46 pm

The Ninth gate

think Johnny depp wa sinit

Worst movies I ever saw

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 8:47 pm

all the way around...script, acting, cinematography[sp], editing,you name it this movie sucked:
Druids

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 8:51 pm

Bruce Campbell vs. Army of Darkness

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 10:25 pm

My wife and I walked out of the Blues Bothers 2000. Awful, just plain awful.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 10:47 pm

Hmmmmm, most recent worse would have to ne The Ring......all time.............The Beach with Leo Decap....if I think of some more horrors I'll post'm

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 10:53 pm

time bandits

or

hudson hawk

RoscoPColtrane · Post by **RoscoPColtrane** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 12:55 am

Jeepers Creepers
The Beach
THe mexican (my god in heaven that was horrible!)

Hopeful · Post by **Hopeful** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:26 am

no one said

Jurrasic Park III

loop2kil · Post by **loop2kil** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 3:14 am

Wow, I actually saw 2 of my favorites in this list...Natural Born Killers and As Good as it gets.

Any and all comedies with SNL people in them. ( there might be a few exceptions but 99% of them suck)

Brandon_k_W · Post by **Brandon_k_W** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 4:05 am

Originally posted by Hopeful
no one said

Jurrasic Park III

There wasn't anything bad about that movie. It had some pretty good parts to it. Nothing compared to JP 1 though.

Brandon_k_W · Post by **Brandon_k_W** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 4:07 am

Originally posted by Jarngrimr
Joe Versus the Volcano

Ugh, What a bad, bad, baaaaaaaad "film".

And that was Tom Hanks' first and only bad movie