Comment about someone's butt

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 12:15 am

I just saw the news, they were showing tennis highlights and they showed Venus Williams....man, her butt is HUGE! Normal body, legs are strong and proportional, but then her ass just sticks out there like she's hiding a carload of clowns in there or something.

Never mind her skills as an athlete, after all, tennis is all about looks, not skill, everybody knows that.

On a related note, Martina Hingis looked cute in the highlights.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 12:16 am

Like two pigs fighting in a sleeping bag eh?

64bit · Post by **64bit** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 12:20 am

I'll Let Sir Mix-A-Lot explain my view point

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

JawZ · Post by **JawZ** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 12:22 am

Originally posted by ghost
I just saw the news, they were showing tennis highlights and they showed Venus Williams....man, her butt is HUGE! Normal body, legs are strong and proportional, but then her ass just sticks out there like she's hiding a carload of clowns in there or something.

Never mind her skills as an athlete, after all, tennis is all about looks, not skill, everybody knows that.

On a related note, Martina Hingis looked cute in the highlights.

Well...if her career goes south...at least she has something to fall back on lol.

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 12:24 am

Originally posted by UOD

Well...if her career goes south...at least she has something to fall back on lol.

That is so wrong !!!!!

but really funny

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 12:24 am

Originally posted by UOD

Well...if her career goes south...at least she has something to fall back on lol.

That is so wrong !!!!!

but really funny

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 12:25 am

see how much i liked it i posted twice

JawZ · Post by **JawZ** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 12:28 am

Originally posted by Annalysa
see how much i liked it i posted twice

hehehe...you ROCK!!!!!!

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 12:29 am

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 12:29 am

Venus and sis...

...now you know where them tennis balls are stored!

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 12:32 am

BMED-

That was uncalled for. Totally. Now someone is gonna have to rock me to sleep.

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 12:40 am

Originally posted by brembo
BMED-

That was uncalled for. Totally. Now someone is gonna have to rock me to sleep.

nothing like sounding the dinner bell for MaDoC, eh!

...look out your front door!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 12:42 am

Someone rang?????

Qwijib0 · Post by **Qwijib0** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:25 am

butt what?

*Nada*...Qwuie know's better than that.

*edited by mods*

Juggernaut · Post by **Juggernaut** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:27 am

That should come with a warning

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:27 am

u saved that!!!!

scary!

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:28 am

Originally posted by BMED
u saved that!!!!

scary!

AAF Striker · Post by **AAF Striker** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:33 am

... I know someone has the image...

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 6:08 am

Originally posted by AAF Striker
<insert you deserve a seizure for your posts image here> ... I know someone has the image...

well duh it hurt so i had to ssave it and find out why....

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:37 pm

I don't believe what I just saw.

The fact that Qwijibo saved that pic now means that I have to demote him from the Haiku Master status he earned a while back.

He needs to redeem himself somehow, preferably by posting an Anti-Guy's Ass pic, whatever that may turn out to be.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Thu Aug 29, 2002 7:06 pm

Originally posted by Qwijib0
butt what?
[img]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

*And linking back to it is just as bad. Another edit by the mods.*

Qwijib0 · Post by **Qwijib0** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 7:34 pm

Originally posted by ghost
I don't believe what I just saw.

The fact that Qwijibo saved that pic now means that I have to demote him from the Haiku Master status he earned a while back.

He needs to redeem himself somehow, preferably by posting an Anti-Guy's Ass pic, whatever that may turn out to be.

how's this:

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Thu Aug 29, 2002 11:34 pm

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff

*And linking back to it is just as bad. Another edit by the mods.*

O.K. then wanna fill me in here?

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:51 am

Originally posted by Qwijib0

how's this:

I think I need one more girlie pic and a good haiku. Then we'll talk. Otherwise I'll have to get a new apprentice.

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