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What I Would Do With...

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All The Money In the World. Or, what I would buy for who with it. Or the longest post in a long frickin' time.

First off names are in no particular order, this ain't a popularity...well it is, but the order of the names still doesn't matter :D

Now, If I had all the money in the world that I wanted I would buy me one of the National Parks (don't think there for sale, ask the loggers), set me up with wireless something or other and post and camp and play in the woods for the rest of my days.

Then the real fun would begin. This is what I would do for you (if your names on the list that is, if it isn't maybe you should have replied a little more to my threads! :p )

Ken- A lifetime supply of new body parts and viagra so Rosa can finally get what she deserves.

Philip- A worthy replacement for Ken since he is now otherwise occupied. And new servers till the end of time so SG never has to go through growing pains.

John- I am buying your services, heres my money...invest it for me. Also buying Volvo for you, yes the company.

Downhill- Pick a band, any band. They will play every weekend for you where you want. Also, the best damn digital recording equipment money can buy.

Brent- If it says, infers, smells like, even remotely related to Star Trek... It's yours. And when the time comes, your very own teleporter.

Prey- New York is yours. And a part of New Jersey I guess.

EvilAngel- Orange County, hell your family already runs the place right? eh, make it all of Cali - be nice to the other SG'rs there though.

Cisco- A ticket out of Cali to anywhere, since the Biggs are running the place now. Job at Cisco, running the place...complete with golden parachute

Brembo- A nice little piece of land out west, maybe Montana. Every weapon you can think of and taliban members for target practice. whoa big fella, carefull with that plutonium now.

Mikemean- GET THE HELL OUT, Brembo is coming! Kevlar everything so you make it out safe. And i'll buy that evil vet for you so you can with him what you please.

BMED- Halflifers soul. Since you have the rocks to back up his talk. Oh and run the VA would ya? Someone has got to do a good job with it.

AAF Striker- Pick a mustang, any mustang. From every year. and lifetime supply of gas.

ace420- Can you make Comcast into a respectable company? And also your very own special little garden.

Ghost- Dragstrips across the country, and mustangs to keep you amused. Take it easy on AAF STriker though. and watch out for HalfLifers lightning.

Indy- Airforce One and all the fuel you'll ever need. And the Indianapolis Speedway is yours.

Roundeye- Indian and Ducati. I'd buy you Harley too, but you got to start small and work your way up. Maybe a riverboat company or two.

UOD- Guitars, guitars, guitars. and the means to make all the cd's that you want. As long as your stuff stays good.

DrDoug- Your own bachelor pad, and Iron Maiden playing for you every other week, would be every but your ears got to bleed sometime.

Banshee- Cedar Fair and Inteman. Run with it.

YardOfStuff- Go watch banshee would ya? Make sure he has good live music all the time. And do something to make connecticut respectable would ya?

Minir- I will give you whatever you want for your answer to the secret of life. If anyones answer is worth listening too, its yours.

JCOS- Life time supply of well deserved and hard earned SPAM! And the colts.

Qwijib0- Where do you want to go today? Fire bill first though would ya? Maybe merge them with your other company, Intel.

Humboldt- A garden just like Ace's. And the patent for Tofu. Don't eat all the profits.

BigJimSlate- I was going to buy you all the dvd's but as I look again, you already own them ALL! eh, AMC theatres for you and lifetime supply of popcorn.

Norm- A time machine so you can go live in eternity with dos, and make it the dominant OS through time. Watch out for Qwijib0.

Mad Doc- The San Diego Zoo and all the "feed" you can handle. And give the boys a vacation once and a while would ya.

ColdFusion- I will by you that girlfriend you always wanted, but never had...or did you? Enjoy.

Immy- Pants that do not come off. EVAR!

Holy ****! This is not going to work. Waaaay to many people I am thinking of off the top of my head. Alright, the rest of you take what you can carry, leave me some and watch out for brembo. he ain't wearing a moon suit for nothin'

Oh one more,

Bouncer- heres everything thats left. Keep everyone safe and protected. and damn it, keep brembo away from my park!

oh yeah, happy 7k to me :D Sorry for the rambling, just kinda ran with it. Thanks to everyone who has ever helped me, and your welcome to those I have helped. List is incomplete, but you should all know you mean a ton to me. You are all great, even the black sheep.

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:o

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Black sheep?

pics????
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Can I have a M1 Abrams too? I'll stay outta yer park with it.
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Post by MadDoctor »

Originally posted by brembo
Can I have a M1 Abrams too? I'll stay outta yer park with it.
Ooooooooooooooooooh


I want one of those too!!!!!
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How's about a Super Bowl victory and a Super Bowl Ring for me and my Brownies? Oh and an Iowa Class Battleship so I can blow the bejesus out of these punks on the jet skis.
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Originally posted by agentbeast
How's about a Super Bowl victory and a Super Bowl Ring for me and my Brownies? Oh and an Iowa Class Battleship so I can blow the bejesus out of these punks on the jet skis.
speaking as someone who will soon be a punk on a jet ski. NO. The rest, no problem :D
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Originally posted by brembo
Can I have a M1 Abrams too? I'll stay outta yer park with it.
yeah, but you have to deliver mad docs sheep in it first.
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Orange County Owned and Operated by Biggs (Damage) Inc 1968-1997... we had to move on to bigger better things :D
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Originally posted by EvilAngel
Orange County Owned and Operated by Biggs (Damage) Inc 1968-1997... we had to move on to bigger better things :D
Speedguide? :D
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Post by minir »

Hi Noevo


Man that's quite the list. As to my part.


Noevo
I will give you whatever you want for your answer to the secret of life.



Answer
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" Never breathe deeply the morning after a night of Pickled Eggs & Beer with the Boy's." :D


I would settle for a Smilie named after me ;)


Thanks Noevo :)


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Banshee- Cedar Fair and Inteman. Run with it.

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awww, the kids are already fighting :D



Minir- Thank You :)
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Thanks for the gifts, I already have plans...all of the VAMC's will have Dairy Queens and HL can run them, brembo can protect them, everybody makes out! :D
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Noevo, not only funny....but you have class, my friend. :)
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Originally posted by downhill
Noevo, not only funny....but you have class, my friend. :)
*burps the words "thank you*

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Originally posted by Noevo

Mikemean- GET THE HELL OUT, Brembo is coming! Kevlar everything so you make it out safe. And i'll buy that evil vet for you so you can with him what you please.

Thanks for thinking of me :) Brembo and his big guns don't scare me ;) But, I'll take a kevlar vest just in case :D
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I just checked with UPS and the sheep are on the way (good man).

Congratulations on the 7000 post mark. From you I’ve learned many things in life. I never thought a person could (in the confines of a home) make a computer work in a vacuum. In addition… you did so without minimal costs (duct tape and a lot of plastic) without getting a divorce (you are still married… are you not?)


I also learned many things about space and time warps. For this… I will be forever grateful. Per your instructions… I did go back in time and purchase Microsoft stock at $1.00/share.
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Thank you my friend. “The boys” are holding high… a cold amber drink in your honor.

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Post by Joint Chiefs of Staff »

First, congratulations on 7k....I for one enjoy reading your post. ;)

Second, spam? Where? There was this time that I......... ;)

Finally, The freakin' Colts! Hell ya! I'll keep an eye out for Indy when I take them out of Indiana and make them a CFL team in Canada. :rofl:

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Post by minir »

Hi Noevo


Geez i was so busy reading the replies etc i dun forgot to " Congratulate you on your 7K " :)

Here's to Many More


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congrats, haven't got to know you but you seem cool and well liked.
Future threads man ;)
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Noevo, I would give you the CEO of Comcast...to be your personal servant for the rest of your life....of course this is a package deal...with it you get a bull whip and a S&M outfit to dress him up. (cage optional)
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I wouldn't go back in time Noevo, I'd go forward to when you're on your death bed.

And, I'd slap you around :D

Thanks or the machine :D lol j/k
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Originally posted by Noevo
Ken- A lifetime supply of new body parts and viagra so Rosa can finally get what she deserves.
hehehhhehehehheehehehhe
Thanks! and Rosa says Thanks too! :D

I am :rotfl: at Normy!

Normy, I get 5 minutes with him on his death bed! :eek: :p
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All I can say is wow.
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*sniff*... that was beautiful..... :cry:

:p :D
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Post by Deus ex Machina »

Congrats on 7K.

Seems I passed 5500 in total (H_Y, H_N, Psalmist and DeM combined).... Probably time to start a new nym!

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Post by EvilAngel »

Originally posted by Noevo


Speedguide? :D
LOL... yup... SG saved my life man.... and the publics valuables...lol
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:rotfl:

congrats on the 7K
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Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
Finally, The freakin' Colts! Hell ya! I'll keep an eye out for Indy when I take them out of Indiana and make them a CFL team in Canada. :rofl:


They tried that once, remember? :D
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And he looks good in a g-string.



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ok,money will pay your bills and take you places,but after all that,love will let you know where you belong and will always let you feel content with the life you are you are living.
my point is;the most lonely people are the ones with all the money,while the most content people are the ones with all the love.
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Post by BMED »

Originally posted by G-IcE
ok,money will pay your bills and take you places,but after all that,love will let you know where you belong and will always let you feel content with the life you are you are living.
my point is;the most lonely people are the ones with all the money,while the most content people are the ones with all the love.


You're sooooooooo right!

I love money and money loves me! :D
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Originally posted by BMED
You're sooooooooo right!

I love money and money loves me! :D

money can easily get you killed,love can easily make you live.
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Post by BMED »

Originally posted by G-IcE
money can easily get you killed,love can easily make you live.


Yeah, that's what John Bobbit said...ask mikemean!

Love almost killed him and money help save him...medical bills for reattaching a peni5, PRICELESS!

sorry about the thread jack, Noevo. It was bound to happen though!
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bastard lol j/k :D ... i WILL ALWAYS get teased about that arent i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! geeeez! lol
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Originally posted by BMED
Yeah, that's what John Bobbit said...ask mikemean!

Love almost killed him and money help save him...medical bills for reattaching a peni5, PRICELESS!
:rotfl: that's a good one,
but really,if you have love,you'll have peaceful nights as compared to money which will give you nothing but sleepless ones.
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I just want my own hockey team, I'll take the Hurricanes, actually, can I have the whole state of Carolina ??

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Post by BMED »

Originally posted by G-IcE
:rotfl: that's a good one,
but really,if you have love,you'll have peaceful nights as compared to money which will give you nothing but sleepless ones.


If you like sleeping in a cardboard box on the exit ramp...go for it!

I am not materialistic by any means, but you have limits and moderations for everything, whether it is monitary or love! Moderation will keep you happy and content in the end!

The final word!

Life Formula= A little of this and a little of that....get it!

This and That are your choice, that's what it is all about!

JMHO,

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Post by Bastid »

Originally posted by ColdFusion
bastard lol j/k :D ... i WILL ALWAYS get teased about that arent i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! geeeez! lol


dude!! lol he told you that he wasnt going to let you live it down hahaha :P jes messin!!

ooops did i just jack .....im sorry... hey Noevo, congrats man...
hey just outta curiosity...is there a spam to normal post ratio on that 7000? :D
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