Allow Yourself Time to Have a nice Day.
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At a Fancy Dress Party a man sees a woman dressed in red gloves, red bra, red suspenders, red panties & thigh length red boots.
"What have you... come as?" he asks inquisitively.
"Dying Embers" she replies
"and if someone doesn't poke me soon I'm going out!"
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Mr. Hyman, a middle-aged Executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn't resist making fun of his baldness.
One morning, a particularly brash Trainee had the gall to run his hand across the older man's gleaming head while loudly exclaiming
"feels just like my wife's butt!"
With a look of genuine curiosity, the aging Executive,
Mr. Hyman rubbed his hand across his head.
"You're right," he said, "it does!"
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Why are they having so much trouble finding a cure for AIDS?
The Scientists can't get the little Mice to use the Back Door.
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He grabbed me around my slender neck
I could not call or scream.
He dragged me to my dingy room
where we could not be seen.
He tore away my flimsy wrap
and gazed upon my form.
I was so cold and damp and scared
while he was dry and warm.
He pressed his feverish lips to mine
I could not make him stop.
He drained me of my inner self
I gave him every drop.
Then he cast me from his side
so now you see me here.
An empty bottle thrown away
that once was full of Beer
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Little Johnny was out with his Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs doing it on the sidewalk.
"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked little Johnny.
His Grandmother was embarrassed, so she replied,
"The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the Doctor."
"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?" said little Johnny.
"How do you mean?" asked his Grandma.
"Offer someone a helping hand," said little Johnny, "
and they screw you everytime!"
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Hear about the New Gay Sitcom?
Leave it, it's Beaver.
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regards
minir
Hey, Hey, It's Saturday, a Giggle
I to love the young manThanks minir...........
Little Johnny is my mentor!
He always tells it the way it is......that silly little ******!
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He always tells it the way it is......that silly little ******!
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