Be Honest Guys, Have Any Of You Tried This?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 9:52 pm

I know that MG and Splash probably have, cuz let's face it, she a freak. Now the rest of you guys, seriously, you and your woman every try it and how did it feel? Did you feel gay? I couldn't possibly imagine doing this and not feel a bit fruity afterwards. So fess up guys!!!

G-SPOTTING FOR FELLAS

My boyfriend is interested in anal stimulation—for him. I’m into it too, but I can’t seem to find anything on the net that teaches a woman how to “milk the prostate.” Any tips on locating this male G-spot and how to stimulate it properly?
–A. Nell Prober

Dear Nelly,
Funny you should ask. Just recently, I’ve gotten quite a few questions from fellas asking about this topic, too. The prostate, which produces ejaculatory fluid, is an oft overlooked, untapped—and unmentioned—source of sexual pleasure for guys. Until recently, many straight dudes wouldn’t go anywhere near the poopy finger. But (ahem), as many are beginning to learn, you can find pleasure in the most unusual places. Why the prostate, specifically, though? Because it is situated on the nerve pathway between the pen1s and the brain, making it, according to The New Good Vibrations Guide to Sex, “exceptionally well situated to pick up pleasurable signals both coming and going.”

So how do you do it?

1. First, prepare yourself. Cut your nails short (like, not-there short), or if you have a manicure you simply can’t part with, stick a few cotton balls in the tip of a latex (or silicone) glove. Wear a glove even if your nails are short, to protect both you and him from the germs that, let’s face it, seem to hang around some a$$holes. Then get lube, lots of lube. The butt is actually quite accommodating, but it’s not self-lubricating. The lube will help you to get to his prostate a lot easier, which will, in turn, make it easier—and more pleasurable—for him.

2. Next, prepare him. Work your foreplay magic; get him all hot and bothered. Just like with women and their G-spots, the nub rub will feel much better when he’s already aroused. Work your way to his back door to get him good and relaxed. After you’ve got him ready, ease his butt into the idea that you’re actually going to stick something in it. It helps tremendously if he’s already mentally prepared for this, which he seems to be, as the key to anal sexual success is re-lax-ation. Rub his perineum, and rub or rim around his pen1s.

3. When you’re ready to go in (maybe you should let him tell you when he’s ready), re-check the lube and enter very slowly and gently. Take your time and take your clues from him. Once he’s sufficiently relaxed, slip your finger (slowly!) into his poop chute about three or so inches, finger facing up. The prostate should feel like a walnut-sized lump (bigger if he’s older) on the front wall of his rectum. To massage, or “milk” it, as you say, bring your finger up in a come-hither kind of motion or in a clock or counter clockwise direction move, applying gentle, continuous pressure. As one fella I spoke to cautions, do not poke at the prostate or forcefully push on it. This can damage the prostate and incapacitate your partner.

When to engage in this type of stimulation is entirely up to you and your honey. Many men like it when combined with a blowjob, though one guy warns, “if you push too hard, you can get a mouthful before either of you are ready.” Another good time is during good old intercourse. When your fella’s on top, reach around and insert finger. As one guy I spoke to explains, “this causes deeper and harder bumping. It also allows the male to determine the degree with which you stimulate the prostate, because he can move up and down your finger.”

Some final words: Do make sure to be safe. When your finger comes out, take off the glove, throw it away and wash your hands. Don’t touch him or yourself anywhere with your poopy finger lest you transfer unpopular bacteria. Also, consider introducing sex toys into the equation. There are a good many anal toys that have special prostate-stimulating attachments, some vibrating, some not. Finally, the most important thing is to listen to your man, to his breathing, his moaning, and his commentary on what feels good. You may find once you’re in there that simply pressing on the prostate feels better for him than actual stroking. Or, like some women with their g-spots, he may find that prostrate play really doesn’t do much for him at all. Whatever. It’s all good, ’cause, remember, what’s good for him will also be good for you. Good luck!

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 9:56 pm

What? You never had your prostrate checked?

I've known coworkers when we used to get checkups, ummm........squirt....

You could tell when they came out of the office.....

Beat red faces, quiet....then you explain what happend and that more than likely they still are hetrosexual. The look of relief.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 9:56 pm

Okay....time for a tatto. That post spooked me bad. Heres what I'm gettin on both butt cheecks....

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 9:57 pm

Originally posted by brembo
Okay....time for a tatto. That post spooked me bad. Heres what I'm gettin on both butt cheecks....

ROTFLMAO

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:01 pm

Nasty.

BaLa · Post by **BaLa** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:02 pm

since I don't have a GF, I can honestly say I have never tried this, I don't plan on it either, nasty shiznit

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:03 pm

oh hell yah man.... we pull out (we like to call it) Bubba *note to Brembo* ( your not my only Bubba btw) then she gets a running start from the backyard and I say "PULL" and she comes charging like a bull that sees red.... no need for an enema months after that... sh1t just falls out......lol

CoolJ · Post by **CoolJ** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:03 pm

Whoah.......................uhhh ewww

gmcd33 · Post by **gmcd33** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:06 pm

I had a girlfriend a while back who was a sex freak. A real pro. She was unreal. Anyway. She was really into performing anal stimulation to her boyfriends.

She enjoyed anal-lingus. Let me be the first to admit. IT RULES!!!!!!!

Lets just say we did a lot of things pertaining to this thread... And combined with oral *Cough* action, it was the most intense feeling in the world.

I would highly recommend it. And whats with all the gay talk associated with anal stimulation? This girl was HOT.

There is nothing wrong with a HOT babe doing stuff that feels good to you.

PS. Look up the "rusty trombone"!

AAF Striker · Post by **AAF Striker** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:07 pm

I can say, without a doubt, I have never done that. I am going to get a tattoo that says exit only

nocturnal · Post by **nocturnal** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:11 pm

Don't forget the "grundel". More nerve endings there than you can shake your bawa balls at.

mikemean · Post by **mikemean** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:17 pm

Originally posted by downhill
What? You never had your prostrate checked?

I've known coworkers when we used to get checkups, ummm........squirt....

You could tell when they came out of the office.....

Beat red faces, quiet....then you explain what happend and that more than likely they still are hetrosexual. The look of relief.

Where do you work that requires that kind of checkup?

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:26 pm

How can anyone lick another persons ass?

That is just sick. All I would be able to think about is corny runs or getting some "indian corn" chunks stuck in my teeth.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:28 pm

Originally posted by Macho-Module
How can anyone lick another persons ass?

That is just sick. All I would be able to think about is corny runs or getting some "indian corn" chunks stuck in my teeth.

That was waaaaay to vivid. I'll never eat another piece of corn without that though dancing in my noggin.

nightowl · Post by **nightowl** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:30 pm

Originally posted by downhill
What? You never had your prostrate checked?

I've known coworkers when we used to get checkups, ummm........squirt....

You could tell when they came out of the office.....

Beat red faces, quiet....then you explain what happend and that more than likely they still are hetrosexual. The look of relief.

ever seen the movie road trip?

TEH WIN · Post by **TEH WIN** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:30 pm

How do you think korn got their name?

and you know what they say... try anything once

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:31 pm

How do you think korn got their name?

I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE THEY CAME FROM OHIO!!!1

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:33 pm

Originally posted by gmcd33
I had a girlfriend a while back who was a sex freak. A real pro. She was unreal. Anyway. She was really into performing anal stimulation to her boyfriends.

She enjoyed anal-lingus. Let me be the first to admit. IT RULES!!!!!!!

Lets just say we did a lot of things pertaining to this thread... And combined with oral *Cough* action, it was the most intense feeling in the world.

I would highly recommend it. And whats with all the gay talk associated with anal stimulation? This girl was HOT.

There is nothing wrong with a HOT babe doing stuff that feels good to you.

PS. Look up the "rusty trombone"!

Dude, you're a bigger freak than I thought!!

gmcd33 · Post by **gmcd33** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:39 pm

Originally posted by Prey521

Dude, you're a bigger freak than I thought!!

YUP!!!!

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:40 pm

I won't mind trying new things... as long as it's proven to be good.. heh

Zmoney · Post by **Zmoney** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:42 pm

personally i dont think i could feel comfortable with a chick eatin my ass out....imagine if she wanted a kiss afterwards!! *ahggagag*

i "REALLY" hate it when a grl is givin me dome (oral sex) and her hand slipz south a little just barley......freakz me out man......
Iam usually 2 wierded out to go on past that.....fobia i guess.

mikemean · Post by **mikemean** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:43 pm

Originally posted by Immortal
I won't mind trying new things... as long as it's proven to be good.. heh

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:54 pm

Originally posted by Macho-Module

I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE THEY CAME FROM OHIO!!!1

Watch It Little Man!

Don't Be Knocking Ohio or I'll Set the Rath of Detroit upon you.

Hitman · Post by **Hitman** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 10:57 pm

Havent tried it myself but heard many guys talk about doing it with their g/fs . All I know is it suposed to be really stimulating.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 11:00 pm

I don't care how good it feels, I think I'l pass on this one, I'm a freak, but not that much of one. And anyways, my girl would probably kick me in the balls if I suggested something like that

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 11:03 pm

All I know is it suposed to be really stimulating.

I think you know a little too much.

drdoug99 · Post by **drdoug99** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 11:04 pm

no way.....at least not yet....that's a little too much for my tastes.

gmcd33 · Post by **gmcd33** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 11:04 pm

Originally posted by Prey521
I don't care how good it feels, I think I'l pass on this one, I'm a freak, but not that much of one. And anyways, my girl would probably kick me in the balls if I suggested something like that

You dont know what your missing, trust me.

The key to getting it from women is to do it to them. That kinda breaks the ice. If your lucky, she will cross the bridge and become a "3 input girl" Then you can really have some fun!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 11:08 pm

Originally posted by gmcd33
"3 input girl"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROFLMAO!!!

What if she accidentally farts in your face? I think I'd have to leave her.

Hitman · Post by **Hitman** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 11:14 pm

Originally posted by Macho-Module

I think you know a little too much.

I meant to say: I heard it suposed to be stimulating

Zmoney · Post by **Zmoney** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 11:14 pm

this is a true fact..if you want her to do it to you..you usually have to bear it out and do it to her......sometimes all you have to do is some VERY minir ****ilinges (like 3 seconds) and this gets it in their minds...then your set..

TEH WIN · Post by **TEH WIN** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 11:17 pm

Originally posted by Zmoney
minir ****ilinges

just you saying minir is funny... lol

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Wed Nov 14, 2001 11:19 pm

minir ****ilinges

Minir seems like he's been around the block a few times. I think he will approve.

fanta · Post by **fanta** » Thu Nov 15, 2001 12:23 am

Nope haven't had my sh!t packed

Prey...I think you would seriously have to corrupt Tania in order to get her to do something that crazy.

You might as well try and get her to smoke crack with you....

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Thu Nov 15, 2001 12:30 am

FYI, oral fecal is the #1 source of Hepatitis A.....

CoolJ · Post by **CoolJ** » Thu Nov 15, 2001 12:56 am

tr87526 · Post by **tr87526** » Thu Nov 15, 2001 12:58 am

Sorry, My ass is an exit only. And I have never even entertained that idea

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Thu Nov 15, 2001 1:49 am

Originally posted by fanta
Prey...I think you would seriously have to corrupt Tania in order to get her to do something that crazy.

You might as well try and get her to smoke crack with you....

Exactly man, thats the kinda nasty stuff you do with a ***** or something, not with someone you really love, but that is just MHO

Lickin my ass or stickin a finger in it is something that I do not and would not ask Tania to do, YUCK!!

Zmoney · Post by **Zmoney** » Thu Nov 15, 2001 3:05 am

whoa.......my illederacy appeared as smart humor.....saaaweet...

CM Weaver · Post by **CM Weaver** » Thu Nov 15, 2001 3:11 am

All I have to say is: