They should put Heroin in my shots

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:37 pm

If I have to get a shot in my stomach every Monday, Wednesday and Friday for the rest of my life, I should get some type of enjoyment out of it after all. I’ve never touched the crap myself but if junkies like it that much then what the hell.

In the few months I’ve been doing this, I want some type of enjoyment out of it too. Sometimes those shots hurt like a bitch, sometimes it’s no big deal. My son likes to watch, for some reason he gets a big kick out of seeing his old man getting poked by a needle. We decided to let him watch a while back for fear of him walking in, in the middle of it. That could be traumatic for his little mind. Seeing his mom poke me with a needle and me lying there taking it. It might be like walking in and seeing your grandparents having sex. Not a pretty sight for anybody involved. And DON’T piss off your wife right before shot time! She’s gonna try to pop your ass like an old water balloon. Trust me, just DON’T piss off your wife. In more ways than one, it’ll hurt in a big way. I still haven’t had the balls to stick myself with that needle yet so my wife’s been doing it for me. I think her sadomasochistic ass is secretly enjoying it too. So why not me too?

I know it’s an odd thought but lock a monkey in a cage with a typewriter and see if he don’t type out some weird s*** too.

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:39 pm

What is that for, I've never been given anything like that. I can barely handle having the I.V. treatment.

What kind of drug is it? I really, really feel for you. That sounds truly horrible.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:02 pm

The medicine is called Rebif Titration Pack. I have to do a shot in my stomach every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. It’s very expensive, it cost $2650 a month. The way it appears now, I’ll have to do that the rest of my life or until they find a cure.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:42 pm

I'm sure under your circumstances you would be able to get a pain medication for around the clock maintenance.

Hang in there bro! I know you can do it!!!

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:01 pm

Joe, I have tried every opiate available. So far in life I have had 5 orthopedic surgeries, 18 pieces of surgical hardware put into me, 10 taken out, and a bone graft in my neck. Other then Evil Knievel not many people have broken more bones than I have in motorcycle accidents. That crap was just mini training missions for this Multiple Sclerosis. Just wait until you don’t have the cash to go to a doctor. That’s when it gets really rough. After hurricane Katrina I was locked in a physc ward for three days going through medical detox. Dude, I have been through some wild s***, soon as my mental compass stops spinning over this I’ll find a way to grab life by the balls again. I may be down, but I haven’t reached the end of the count yet.