Ok ladies, this is for you. Some of you just do not know what it's like to be a man, or know what a man wants. Now, while I admit weв're not as mysterious as women, there's still some things you need to know. Your man may just be too scared to tell you, so F&J is gonna do it for them. Yep that's us, standing up for men's rights everywhere. wOOt.
1. If you're cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups: Meat, Fried, Beer, and Red.
2. When he asks for a threesome with you and your best friend, he is only joking.
* Unless the answer is yes.
* In which case, can he videotape it?
3. Any sort of injury involving the testicles is not funny. Seriously.
4. Don't make him hold your purse in the mall. It does something to our manhood.
5. Shopping is not fascinating. Ever.
6. It is only common courtesy to leave the toilet seat up when you're done.
7. If you really want a nice guy, stop dating good-looking a-holes.
8. The man is always in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill.
9. Trying to provoke a large, dangerous-looking felon from across the room is not funny.
10. Don't hog the covers. Really.
11. If he has to sit through Legends of the Fall, you have to sit through Showgirls.
12. Fine, is not an acceptible way to end an argument.
13. Money does not equate love. Not even in Nevada.
14. If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.
15. Of course he wants another beer.
