We bought some pumpkins that we were going to carve on Halloween and put them out on the front stairs for decoration. I go out this morning to say goodbye to the wife to find the largest pumpkin carved. They carved a face, and put a candle in it. WTF. At least they didnt just smash the pumpkins but come on, we took a day out last weekend drove to a pumpkin patch and drug these pumpkins out of the patch up a very steep hill. Mother######s!
The other night we had a kid ring the door bell and run. Not a big deal but the mischief starts early in this neighborhood. I thought kids now-a-days were to busy playing video games than causing trouble in the neighborhood.
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Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
That sucks. My old man once told me years ago that all the mischief me and my boys caused would come back on me 10 fold. He wasn't too far off from the truth.
I had someone run to my porch last year where I have several made up scary dummies filling my chairs and someone tipped one over to throw it up against the door and when they took off they tripped over one of my solar lights kicking it in several pcs across the yard.
I don't mind the tricks and stuff cause its in good fun but I didn't care to see my light broken.
chimdogger wrote: we took a day out last weekend drove to a pumpkin patch and drug these pumpkins
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drugged pumpkins carved themselves.
Yah I know BOOOOOooooooo
* ducks the tomatoes*
I was going to post a link to that thread, but the SG search results for "bullsh|t" were too numerous
sometimes you have to think outside the box to get inside the box .
chimdogger wrote:We bought some pumpkins that we were going to carve on Halloween and put them out on the front stairs for decoration. I go out this morning to say goodbye to the wife to find the largest pumpkin carved. They carved a face, and put a candle in it. WTF. At least they didnt just smash the pumpkins but come on, we took a day out last weekend drove to a pumpkin patch and drug these pumpkins out of the patch up a very steep hill. Mother######s!
The other night we had a kid ring the door bell and run. Not a big deal but the mischief starts early in this neighborhood. I thought kids now-a-days were to busy playing video games than causing trouble in the neighborhood.
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well,my wife had a good idea,
looking on the bright side,
leave a empty basket at Easter and empty stocking at Christmas and see if they get filled !
Are you sure they didn’t just swap pumpkins with your neighbor? Its hard to believe they sat on your front porch and carved out a pumpkin.
Nope, definitely our pumpkin. They carved it right on our front stairs and lit a candle. It wasnt still burning in the morning but it was burning for a while.
Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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