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BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans


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Gixxer wrote: "Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.
Now THAT'S Darwinism! :nod:
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…The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage…
Let’s break this down.

Man drinks beer, man get’s drunk.
Man gets drunk, man get’s horny.
Horny man climbs in cage, takes off clothes.
Man makes sexual advances towards bear, bear gets offended.
Bear eats man.

We don’t need to sterilize stupid people, we need more attractive bears at beer fest.
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I'm from Serbia and just to stay informed,police is investigating some satanic sects that are active in Belgrade,because they have acknowledgements that boy who is found in the bear cage, is before that ,used in some satanic ritual,therefore,he is killed,by drooping into cage from wall.He did not take off his clothes alone and walk on the wall.
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i need to put my beer away .... aw hell, there ain't no bears around here - never mind :D
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i don't think a beerfest at a zoo is the bestest idea i've heard lol
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toshapn wrote:I'm from Serbia and just to stay informed,police is investigating some satanic sects that are active in Belgrade,because they have acknowledgements that boy who is found in the bear cage, is before that ,used in some satanic ritual,therefore,he is killed,by drooping into cage from wall.He did not take off his clothes alone and walk on the wall.
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no the beer fest is not in zoo,the beer fest is in old fortress Kalemegdan

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and zoo is also located right next to fortress.Because fortress have many underground tunnels and lagums,it is a perfect place for some illegal activities(junkies,satanic sectes),therefore is why this thing happend.
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Cool pic toshapn! thanks for the info :)
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Noevo wrote:Cool pic toshapn! thanks for the info :)
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his friends dared him to walk on the wall naked and he fell in.
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I like to spread the word about my country :D ,and i see this topic,and want to tell you people what is all about.This fortress is on top of the hill in center of Belgrade,and it's really cool there.The cliff-like ridge overlooks the Great War Island and the confluence of the Sava river into the Danube and makes one of the most beautiful natural lookouts in Belgrade.Kalemegdan is the core and the oldest section of the urban area of Belgrade.First settlement was founded in the 3rd century BC by the Celtic tribe of Scordisci. The city-fortress was later conquered by the Romans, became known as Singidunum and became a part of "the military frontier", where the Roman Empire bordered "barbaric Central Europe".The legend says that Attila's (Atila The Hun)grave lies on the confluence of the Sava and the Danube (under the Fortress).
The Fortress kept changing its masters: Hungary, Bulgaria, and then again the Byzantines. The fortress remained a Byzantine stronghold until the 12th century when it fell in the hands of a newly emerging Serbian state. It became a border city of the Serbian Kingdom, later Empire, with Hungary.
An attempt of Sultan Mehmed II to conquer the fortress was prevented by Janos Hunyadi in 1456 (Siege of Belgrade). It saved Hungary from an Ottoman invasion for 70 years. In 1521, 132 years after the Battle of Kosovo, the fortress, like most parts of the Serbian state, was conquered by the Turks and remained (with short periods of the Austrian and Serbian occupation), under the rule of the Ottoman Empire until the year 1867 when the Turks withdrew from Belgrade and Serbia. During the period of short Austrian rule (1718-1738) the fortress was largely rebuilt and modernized. It witnessed two Serbian Uprisings in the 19th century, the Great Serbian Migration in the 17th century, the Dark Ages of the Turkish Period. The fortress suffered further damages during the First and the Second world wars. After almost two millennia of continuous sieges, battles and conquests the fortress is today known as the Kalemegdan fortress. The name Kalemegdan derives from two Turkish words, kale (fortress) and megdan (battleground) (literally, "battlefield fortress").
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cool thanks for the info :thumb:
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