Woke up in the weirdest place this morning!

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:44 am

I woke up at 4:45 a.m. to empty my bladder. The next thing I know, it is 5:15 a.m. and I am still there!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dam, I can sleep anywhere!

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:27 am

I opened this thread with caution....

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:32 am

Well I know it wasn't next to me.

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:29 am

So...... it worked.

You didn't even notice.
That half hour went by way too fast for me.

We'll have to do it again sometime so you have a memory of it

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:13 am

Norm wrote:So...... it worked.

You didn't even notice.
That half hour went by way too fast for me.

We'll have to do it again sometime so you have a memory of it

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:16 am

I thought I was going to read about waking up at Maddocs barn or something...

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:48 am

Norm wrote:So...... it worked.

You didn't even notice.
That half hour went by way too fast for me.

We'll have to do it again sometime so you have a memory of it

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:48 am

Time loss is often a sign of an alien abduction

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:49 am

Brent wrote:Time loss is often a sign of an alien abduction

It wasn't time lost. I fell back asleep on the bowl!

Keg Party · Post by **Keg Party** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:59 am

I have done that while getting sick, but never while actually using it

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:04 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote: I opened this thread with caution....

What????? Did you think this was going to be a "hey, Deb got laid thread"

I would never post something like that.

blebs99 wrote:Well I know it wasn't next to me.

Sava700 wrote:I thought I was going to read about waking up at Maddocs barn or something...

Keg Party wrote:
I have done that while getting sick, but never while actually using it

The worse part was that I was leaning over and cut the circulation to my leg. I couldn't stand up for a few minutes.

Qwijib0 · Post by **Qwijib0** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:28 am

Sava700 wrote:I thought I was going to read about waking up at Maddocs barn or something...

Nah, he's got standards...

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:07 pm

Qwijib0 wrote:Nah, he's got standards...

Yeah, he likes a lot of fur!

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:21 pm

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:25 pm

This thread scares me.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:31 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:This thread scares me.

knightmare · Post by **knightmare** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:15 pm

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:14 pm

Debbie, I'm sorry I had to leave so early, I had to go fishing and the boys were waiting. I hope the chocolates and flower I left were acceptable to waking next to me. Please let me know when you want to "hang out" again. xoxoxo

R

TonyT · Post by **TonyT** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:55 pm

Debbie wrote:I woke up at 4:45 a.m. to empty my bladder. The next thing I know, it is 5:15 a.m. and I am still there!
Dam, I can sleep anywhere!
Norm wrote:So...... it worked.
You didn't even notice.
That half hour went by way too fast for me.

It could have been much worse, you could have awoken beneath Norm!

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:08 pm

Words so secure screaming like an alarm
Are you trying to wake me up
Now what was that you were trying to pull
Is it my arm
I do believe youre trying to wake me up

But could it be maybe
Its not me sleeping
Could it be maybe you awakening

Sleep this time tonight
Sleepwalk in the light
Sleep this time tonight (one day well)
Sleepwalk out of sight

Now here I am, but Im just sleepwalking
Yes here I stand
But I guess Im just sleeptalking for myself

But could...

Sleep this time tonight...

One day this world will see me at the horizon
One day from a distant light
And just before I stand to face my love
Ill turn around
And with a smile Ill say my goodbyes
Just one last goodbye
Goodbye

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:09 pm

I was told once that only people who have problems with alcohol stop drinking, and I replied “yeah, I got tired of waking up in weird places with ugly women”.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:33 pm

Lefty wrote:Debbie, I'm sorry I had to leave so early, I had to go fishing and the boys were waiting. I hope the chocolates and flower I left were acceptable to waking next to me. Please let me know when you want to "hang out" again. xoxoxo

R

TonyT wrote:It could have been much worse, you could have awoken beneath Norm!

CableDude wrote:Words so secure screaming like an alarm
Are you trying to wake me up
Now what was that you were trying to pull
Is it my arm
I do believe youre trying to wake me up

But could it be maybe
Its not me sleeping
Could it be maybe you awakening

Sleep this time tonight
Sleepwalk in the light
Sleep this time tonight (one day well)
Sleepwalk out of sight

Now here I am, but Im just sleepwalking
Yes here I stand
But I guess Im just sleeptalking for myself

But could...

Sleep this time tonight...

One day this world will see me at the horizon
One day from a distant light
And just before I stand to face my love
Ill turn around
And with a smile Ill say my goodbyes
Just one last goodbye
Goodbye

Kip Patterson · Post by **Kip Patterson** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:42 pm

Women have bladders?

Gee, that's what I like about this site - new knowledge every day.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:45 pm

Kip Patterson wrote:Women have bladders?

Gee, that's what I like about this site - new knowledge every day.

Well, I am so glad that I contributed to your new knowledge sir.

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:43 am

Kip Patterson wrote:Women have bladders?

Gee, that's what I like about this site - new knowledge every day.

Try acccepting the new knowledge you receive here. It may change you, and stop you from posting veiled insults and rude PM's.

Or you could find a better way to spend your time.....maybe?

Far-N-Wide · Post by **Far-N-Wide** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:46 pm

I once woke up in Wiesbaden Germany. Hugging / holding up a monster Oak tree for a Police officer. He was not impressed with my explanation, of why I was sleeping against a tree. I thought I'd at least get points for sleeping on my feet and not cracking my head on the ground.

He did steer me to a cab and let me off with a warning. I have always been a polite and happy drunk. This was back in the drinking days of my youth.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:16 pm

But...I wasn't drunk.

chimdogger · Post by **chimdogger** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:35 pm

Debbie wrote:But...I wasn't drunk.

Denial is the first sign of an alcoholic...

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:10 pm

chimdogger wrote:Denial is the first sign of an alcoholic...

I didn't drink at all!!!!!

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:31 pm

Debbie wrote:I didn't drink at all!!!!!

Then have a shot and relax.

Were just giving you a hard time, for the fun of it.

Besides, if you drank, you would fall asleep with your head in the toilet, not your ass.

chimdogger · Post by **chimdogger** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:32 pm

Debbie wrote:I didn't drink at all!!!!!

I know its just the alcohol talking, but you shouldnt yell at me...I am very sensitive

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:49 pm

RoundEye wrote:Then have a shot and relax.

Were just giving you a hard time, for the fun of it.

Besides, if you drank, you would fall asleep with your head in the toilet, not your ass.