A Box of Condoms.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Thu May 03, 2007 10:50 pm

Time to lighten things up a bit.

I ran into this on an audio site I read. Seems like a harmless game.

The object of the game is to raise the eyebrow of the cashier working at the store.

You can only buy two things. The first thing is a BOX OF CONDOMS. The second can be whatever item you want, but it can only be 1 Item.

One rule....keep it within PG13 guidelines.

I'll start it off:

A Box Of Condoms an a toothbrush.

jeremyboycool · Post by **jeremyboycool** » Thu May 03, 2007 10:54 pm

Box of Condoms & Anal Lube

jeremyboycool · Post by **jeremyboycool** » Thu May 03, 2007 10:57 pm

Box of Condoms regular size & Box of Condoms extra large

jeremyboycool · Post by **jeremyboycool** » Thu May 03, 2007 10:58 pm

Box of Comdoms & Tylenol pm

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:28 pm

A box of condoms and a pack of single edge razor blades.

Massa · Post by **Massa** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:32 pm

Box of Condoms and an over the counter sleeping pill.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:37 pm

Condoms and a flashlight.

I can't even print on the forum how or why I know that one is so funny.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:50 pm

Condoms and Turbo-Lax

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Fri May 04, 2007 12:47 am

Condoms and a meat thermometer

(True story...when I was a cashier at kroger and was working the night shift, someone came in and purchased a box of condoms, a cucumber and a carrot)

De Plano · Post by **De Plano** » Fri May 04, 2007 1:18 am

A box of condoms and hair detangler. True story

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Fri May 04, 2007 1:20 am

Box o condoms and a turkey baster...

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Fri May 04, 2007 1:20 am

Shagster wrote:Condoms and a meat thermometer

(True story...when I was a cashier at kroger and was working the night shift, someone came in and purchased a box of condoms, a cucumber and a carrot)

It wasn't a cucumber but a rather large zucchini.

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Fri May 04, 2007 1:22 am

Box o jimmy hats and some lighter fluid

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Fri May 04, 2007 1:35 am

Condoms and breath mints.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Fri May 04, 2007 2:07 am

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Fri May 04, 2007 5:47 am

& fleet enema!

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Fri May 04, 2007 6:28 am

Box of condoms and a pipe cleaner.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Fri May 04, 2007 6:32 am

& 1 gallon Sodium Pentothal

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Fri May 04, 2007 11:01 am

Lefty wrote:& 1 gallon Sodium Pentothal

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Fri May 04, 2007 11:07 am

+ how to use the condoms instruction book

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Fri May 04, 2007 11:24 am

Bastid wrote:Box o jimmy hats and some lighter fluid

Condoms, ligher fluid, and razor blades. You can bet your ass on the fact that some federal agency has us on notice right now.

jeremyboycool · Post by **jeremyboycool** » Fri May 04, 2007 3:59 pm

RoundEye wrote:Condoms, ligher fluid, RoundEye and razor blades. You can bet your ass on the fact that some federal agency has us on notice right now.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:03 pm

& a pair of weightlifting gloves

David · Post by **David** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:03 pm

box of condoms and catnip

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:05 pm

Box of Condo's and Burkes latest blog.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:08 pm

Box on condo's and muscle magazine

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:09 pm

and zima

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:14 pm

Box Of Condoms and milk bones

De Plano · Post by **De Plano** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:30 pm

Considering the look I got buying condoms and hair detangler I think I should try a few of these. Trust me you will chuckle over it for years to cum

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:35 pm

a live lobster

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:38 pm

Noevo wrote:a live lobster

Mrs RoundEye · Post by **Mrs RoundEye** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:41 pm

Noevo wrote:a live lobster

How about a box of condoms and a pineapple.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:49 pm

downhill wrote:

wha? i new grewing up looking at the lobsters in that live tank in the grocery store would come back to haunt me...

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:50 pm

Noevo wrote:wha? i new grewing up looking at the lobsters in that live tank in the grocery store would come back to haunt me...

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:50 pm

Mrs.RoundEye wrote:How about a box of condoms and a pineapple.

kinky. throw in some salami and we got a date

hi roundeye

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Fri May 04, 2007 5:57 pm

Noevo wrote:kinky. throw in some salami and we got a date

Hold on a minute here..... if you want to start throwing in meat products the price goes up.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Fri May 04, 2007 5:58 pm

RoundEye wrote:Hold on a minute here..... if you want to start throwing in meat products the price goes up.

Mrs Roundeye begs to differ

Runs out of thread LOL

JC · Post by JC » Fri May 04, 2007 6:41 pm

How bout a fresh Apple pie!

morbidpete · Post by **morbidpete** » Fri May 04, 2007 6:45 pm

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Fri May 04, 2007 6:53 pm

condoms and adult diapers

** side note when i was 16 i bought condoms vaseline a lemon and some hamburger and 2 large paper bags< true story its was a gift ( the sp kit) for a friend