Build a Limerick

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:58 am

I give the first line, you give the next, when the limerick is done, it is your duty to start another.....

There was a young Lady from toronto

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:59 am

Chris wrote:I give the first line, you give the next, when the limerick is done, it is your duty to start another.....

There was a young Lady from toronto

that was very hard to hold onto...

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:04 am

Bastid wrote:that was very hard to hold onto...

She put on a Hat....

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:07 am

Chris wrote:She put on a Hat....

Then lay on her back
And looked in my eyes and said, do you want to

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:08 am

Next

There was an IT from Kentucky
....

knightmare · Post by **knightmare** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:11 am

who tried to score,
but could not get Lucky,

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:42 am

knightmare wrote:who tried to score but could not get Lucky,

He pulled on his wire

with wanton desire....

Sarahnn · Post by **Sarahnn** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:47 am

Chris wrote:He pulled on his wire

with wanton desire....

But, the power was off, he got lucky.

Sarahnn · Post by **Sarahnn** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:48 am

Next:

There once was a Geek from down under

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:49 am

Sarahnn wrote:Next:

There once was a Geek from down under

Who looked to sky hearing thunder

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:00 pm

Chris wrote:Who looked to sky hearing thunder

which on his part, was a great blunder...

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:00 pm

Bastid wrote:which on his part, was a great blunder...

Out of order

beat
beat
bop
bop
beat...

fixed

There once was a Geek from down under

Who looked to sky hearing thunder

with a great clap

he fell down on his back

which on his part, was a great blunder

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:01 pm

Next

There was a street walker named Mary...

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:05 pm

Who like Yardy, her back was quite hairy....

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:10 pm

There was a street walker named Mary

downhill wrote:Who like Yardy, her back was quite hairy....

But shes really a man
And her name is Dan

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:01 pm

Chris wrote:There was a street walker named Mary

But shes really a man
And her name is Dan

My what a cute little fairy!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:13 pm

MissTynker2 wrote:My what a cute little fairy!

Stick to folding!

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:15 pm

Prey521 wrote:Stick to folding!

Boo!!! Hiss!!!

Ok! I admit...somethings I do a bit better!!

knightmare · Post by **knightmare** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:34 pm

Prey521 wrote:Stick to folding!

Limericks are like poetry....bring it Prey*

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:35 pm

MissTynker2 wrote:Boo!!! Hiss!!! Ok! I admit...somethings I do a bit better!!

I will PM you my phone #, so you can go into greater detail about these things you do better!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:36 pm

knightmare wrote:Limericks are like poetry....bring it Prey*

Shaddup!

Knight, I was curious, I see that you use the asterisk a lot after some words, is there a reason for that? I've been meaning to ask you! LOL

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:37 pm

We're waiting Tynk

You have to start the next one

knightmare · Post by **knightmare** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:40 pm

Prey521 wrote:Shaddup!

Knight, I was curious, I see that you use the asterisk a lot after some words, is there a reason for that? I've been meaning to ask you! LOL

adds emphasis...brings attention to the word.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:43 pm

knightmare wrote:Limericks are like poetry....bring it Prey*

Perfectooooo!!!!!!!!!

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:45 pm

Oops!! Sorry Chris! Did'nt know it was finished!!

There once was a tiny Irish lass

(covers eyes)

Jamie_R · Post by **Jamie_R** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:50 pm

who had a very cute a$$

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:55 pm

Liquid ran down her chin..

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:56 pm

Teirney wrote:Liquid ran down her chin..

From the bottle of Gin

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:57 pm

Cause she blew the teacher after class

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:58 pm

There once was a little man...

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:59 pm

Teirney wrote:There once was a little man...

Who wore out his right and left hand

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:01 pm

he had to find another way...

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:25 pm

Teirney wrote:he had to find another way...

to spank away...

knightmare · Post by **knightmare** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:31 pm

Bastid wrote:to spank away...

He is currently surfing SG today...

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:37 pm

So he chokes the chicken when ever he can

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:41 pm

New one

There was an Ol' Cat fron Nantucket

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:42 pm

Who had to pee in a bucket..

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:56 pm

Teirney wrote:Who had to pee in a bucket..

he thought he had friends

emilyb · Post by **emilyb** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:07 pm

But I call shens

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:24 pm

emilyb wrote:But I call shens

Then he looked in the mirror and said phukcet