Avoid this food at all costs.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:04 pm

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most
grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:16 pm

Jamie_R · Post by **Jamie_R** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:16 pm

Mactron · Post by **Mactron** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:19 pm

Lefty wrote: But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?

I'd say pretty spot on

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:32 pm

Never touched the stuff .

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:33 pm

I would also add, Jalapeno Pringles.

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:20 pm

Thanks for the laugh Lefty

I'm still bothered by it 45yrs after the fact and the corrective measures taken long ago.

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minir

Sid · Post by **Sid** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:16 pm

Soooo true

A_old · Post by **A_old** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:57 pm

golfnintendoboy · Post by **golfnintendoboy** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:00 pm

A funny joke, grounded in a sad reality.