I challenge Brembo to a "Who's more of a redneck contest"

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:49 pm

*throws red flannel shirt on the ground in challenge*

Members of the audience can ask questions in this thread, and we will both answer them truthfully. After a while, it is hoped that you can determine who's the bigger redneck. Let the games begin.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:52 pm

I'll accept the challenge, one condition tho......

Don't be makin fun of my bass-boat or my huntin dogs.

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:56 pm

brembo wrote:I'll accept the challenge, one condition tho......

Don't be makin fun of my bass-boat or my huntin dogs.

*deal*

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:05 pm

How many cars in the yard...either running, and/or broken down rusted carcasses.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:05 pm

Any pickup trucks?

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:06 pm

Any dark wood paneling in the house?

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:06 pm

I have 3 vehicles, two of which are pickups

chimdogger · Post by **chimdogger** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:06 pm

Who is the King of NASCAR?

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:07 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Any dark wood paneling in the house?

No, but my work has it

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:07 pm

chimdogger wrote:Who is the King of NASCAR?

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:08 pm

Cars in yard: 0
Cars(truck...GMC Jimmy) in barn:1
Motorcycles in barn:1 (both run)

Paneling? Whooo boy! I could be a showroom for paneling sales. ALL ROOMS, except bathroom and kitchen. Faust will have a field day with that.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:08 pm

chimdogger wrote:Who is the King of NASCAR?

That would be Richard Petty.

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:12 pm

Have you at any point in your life had either a rat tail or a mullet?

How many of your shirts don't have sleeves?

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:14 pm

I have considered a mullet, and I'll own up to a rat-tail in my earlier days(preteen). I cannot support the mullet now, as male pattern baldness negates the option.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:14 pm

Any bonfire pits in the backyard?

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:15 pm

Any discarded beer bottles or cans strewn around the yard in plain site?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:15 pm

Have either of you picked up women from a family reunion?

Is your wife or gf/bf a family member?

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:15 pm

Anyone own a potato gun? (those contraptions of PVC pipe, hair spray, lighter, etc)

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:16 pm

Have you ever attended a "nutting"?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:17 pm

Do any of your vehicles have gunracks? List all applicable...

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:19 pm

Kyle wrote:Do any of your vehicles have gunracks? List all applicable...

I have one for one of my trucks, but I took it out a few years ago and haven't reinstalled it.

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:20 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Any discarded beer bottles or cans strewn around the yard in plain site?

I think there are one or two cans on the side of my driveway

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:20 pm

Is hunting season more important than an illness in the family?

Do your guns have names?

Do you get horny while cleaning them?

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:21 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Anyone own a potato gun? (those contraptions of PVC pipe, hair spray, lighter, etc)

I've helped to build and fire one

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:22 pm

HEY!!! No skipping questions!!!!! [opening admin control panel, "where did I put that ban button"?]

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:23 pm

Bonfire pits: no
Beer in plain sight: Oh yes!
No g/f or significant other at reunions, none at all in fact
Potato gun: yes(I use walnuts)
Gunrack: Does layered foam padding to transport count?

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:25 pm

Ken wrote:Is hunting season more important than an illness in the family?

Do your guns have names?

Do you get horny while cleaning them?

Yes, No, and maybe

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:26 pm

No on family members, no on married to family member, and wtf is a "nutting" LOL

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:29 pm

Ken wrote:Is hunting season more important than an illness in the family?

Do your guns have names?

Do you get horny while cleaning them?

Depends on the family member

Yes

You kiddin? Kleen-Bore is like an perfume to me.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:29 pm

Zilog B wrote:, and wtf is a "nutting" LOL

Must be something those rednecks of Florida do...I've not heard of it...scared to wonder what it could be.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:29 pm

Zilog B wrote:No on family members, no on married to family member, and wtf is a "nutting" LOL

A nutting is usually a yearly event that happens on a farm... (Castration...)

My recently passed Uncle would call and say, "Hey, are yall comin' up for the nuttin' this weekend"...

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:17 pm

hell I got both of em beat.. Gun rack in Ranger... a similar set up for my seats in my jeep, 3 cabinets in house full.. different gun for each season

Both truck and jeep lifted.. jeep higher

Beer well lets just say when a cap is finished I nail it to a 2x4 in my building where my pool table is which is pretty full now after being up for a year.

huntin dogs kept at dads house. Did the Nascar drivin school.
Wife is in no means related prior to however I thought my cousin was really hot!! Had potato gun once but blew it up never rebuilt it.

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:04 pm

brembo wrote:I have considered a mullet, and I'll own up to a rat-tail in my earlier days(preteen). I cannot support the mullet now, as male pattern baldness negates the option.

ooooooh contrare my friend...ive done some research

the Skullet:

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:06 pm

at this whole thread. you guys kill me

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:18 pm

Do you or do you not piss off your porch?

How many beers are in your fridge and what kind?

Favorite class in high school?

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:41 pm

Which one of you guys has the purrtiest mouth?

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:59 pm

Humboldt wrote:Do you or do you not piss off your porch? Yes

How many beers are in your fridge and what kind? 0

Favorite class in high school?

History

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:10 pm

tao_jones wrote:Which one of you guys has the purrtiest mouth?

Ken... no wait Brembo!

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:14 pm

Zilog B wrote:Ken... no wait Brembo!

We have a winner....Zilog B...only a true redneck could rate another mans mouth.

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:15 pm

List the animals you've killed.

Which ones have you eaten?