Immigration Test

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:00 pm

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America.

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:08 pm

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:10 pm

DaddyLongLeg · Post by **DaddyLongLeg** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:33 pm

Croc · Post by **Croc** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:12 pm

The Mujibar who lived near me was transferred back to India because the Help Desk was relocated to India and they needed him to supervise.

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:14 pm

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:45 pm

Hi ya MadDoctor

Funny & True

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regards

minir

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:49 pm

MadDoctor wrote: and works at a Verizon help desk

Tawcan · Post by **Tawcan** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:36 am

That's hilarious!

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:59 pm

awesome, haven't heard many good jokes recently til i got back on speedguide.