whats the funniest name you have ever heard?

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:37 pm

I had a client by the name Sharon Cox.

And make it be a real name, one you have heard, not one you have made up.

and just got a call from Miss Neiger

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:39 pm

I once heard about a football player named 'Rusty Contz' or something similar.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:40 pm

Immortal wrote:I once heard about a football player named 'Rusty Contz' or something similar.

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:41 pm

Many humorous names do come to mind (I do know a Michael "Don't call me Mike" Hunt), One I met recently works with my step-son. Her name is Aneta Gnap (pronounced aneeta nap).

dao

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:42 pm

nepenthe wrote:Many humorous names do come to mind (I do know a Michael "Don't call me Mike" Hunt), One I met recently works with my step-son. Her name is Aneta Gnap (pronounced aneeta nap).

dao

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:42 pm

There's a guy in my town that was on the radio who is in charge of the teddy bears at the hospitals. His name is Dick Smallwood.

My buddy's mom works at the Health Dept and some of the names the "clients" give their babies are horrendous. One that jumps out at me is Deruis...pronouced from "dere you is" from when she had him at birth. Just wrong. I've heard more from her...some that couldn't be put here due to the PG-13 limit.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:44 pm

mountainman wrote: One that jumps out at me is Deruis...pronouced from "dere you is" from when she had him at birth. Just wrong. I've heard more from her...some that couldn't be put here due to the PG-13 limit.

LOL, that's just wrong

Easto · Post by **Easto** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:45 pm

One of our clients name was Dick Long. We would always call and change it and ask for Richard Long but when you'd get him on the line he would correct you and tell you it was "Dick" Long.

I also worked with a girl who's name was Tempress. I have no idea where her parents got that.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:50 pm

I used to keep a list when I was collecting student loans ....It's been burned into my mind ...here are the following real names

Dink Grizzle
The Smurf King
Orange Prince
A. Traveler
Greg Knowshisgun
Debra Respectsnothing
Verna and Elmer Casebeer
Harry Colon
Henry Fagot(fah- go)
Pamela Knigga

...i could go on and on

TheDuneGoat · Post by **TheDuneGoat** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:50 pm

I had a borrower sign just yesterday who's name was Random Hazard. no bs.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:51 pm

oh and my highschool counselor was Richard Inch..

That can verified through Ea.

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:52 pm

I'll second the Mike Hunt, high school principle...you know he got alot of sh*t

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:56 pm

TheDuneGoat wrote:I had a borrower sign just yesterday who's name was Random Hazard. no bs.

Yup I can confirm that

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:59 pm

I was in the Army with a Devious Hipp LOL. The guy came back from GWI, found some dude humping his wife. Put a crossbow bolt through the guys thigh as he was running across the front yard trying to get away.

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Thu May 12, 2005 5:02 pm

Also was in the army with a dude with the last name of "Midgette". Poor bastard was only about 5' tall too. Everybody calls everybody by their last name, people would always say "damn, why are you so mean to him". Then they'd find out that Midget was really how you pronounced his last name.

dtac7 · Post by **dtac7** » Thu May 12, 2005 5:02 pm

I once worked with a guy named Somporn.

"This is a job only Somporn can fix"

"Hey can you get Somporn over here"

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu May 12, 2005 5:03 pm

Zilog B wrote:Also was in the army with a dude with the last name of "Midgette". Poor bastard was only about 5' tall too. Everybody calls everybody by their last name, people would always say "damn, why are you so mean to him". Then they'd find out that Midget was really how you pronounced his last name.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Thu May 12, 2005 5:04 pm

Zilog B wrote:Also was in the army with a dude with the last name of "Midgette". Poor bastard was only about 5' tall too. Everybody calls everybody by their last name, people would always say "damn, why are you so mean to him". Then they'd find out that Midget was really how you pronounced his last name.

Sounds like when I was still active duty Navy, we had a girl in our squadron who's last name was Pigg...bad thing was, she was about 4 foot 10 and 180 lbs....

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu May 12, 2005 5:08 pm

Indy wrote:Sounds like when I was still active duty Navy, we had a girl in our squadron who's last name was Pigg...bad thing was, she was about 4 foot 10 and 180 lbs....

Ouch!

Bound · Post by **Bound** » Thu May 12, 2005 5:31 pm

In high school a guys name was Omar cuntz and his dad was Harry.

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Thu May 12, 2005 5:48 pm

I knew a chick who's last name was carter with a father who had a history degree and gave each child a historical name...she was Magna Carter

DaddyLongLeg · Post by **DaddyLongLeg** » Thu May 12, 2005 5:51 pm

SAM biggs

Talk about a name that's an oxyMORON. This name cracks me up everytime

porkchop · Post by **porkchop** » Thu May 12, 2005 6:36 pm

hardik patel

Jamie_R · Post by **Jamie_R** » Thu May 12, 2005 6:38 pm

I heard there used to be a guy who lived around here named Farfold Snodgrass ...

... and of course who could forget Claude_Ballz?

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Thu May 12, 2005 6:46 pm

Spammy wrote:I had a client by the name Sharon Cox.

And make it be a real name, one you have heard, not one you have made up.

and just got a call from Miss Neiger

True story....

I once worked with two foremen who's name's I'll hold out on till the end of this story..

Mike B worked mostly eastern Idaho, western Wyoming while Gene C work almost all his life in southwesten Idaho.

Mike B had to relieve another foreman in southwestern Idaho.

When you work on the tracks you have to get a permit from the dispatcher. The dispatcher on this ill fated day, just happend to be female with a HUGE sense of humor.

Gene C had a permit for a given location. Mike C needed to bring a crane through Gene C's location so Mike B needed a "joint" permit with Gene C...

Dispatcher...

OK Mr. Balz, this permit is "joint" with Mr. Cox from CPN 479 to CPN 482.

Mike B....reads it back...

Understand this permit for Balz, is from CPN 479 to CPN 482 and is "joint" with Mr. Cox....

Oh man..I was driving and had to pull my truck over...I couldn't drive.

RoscoPColtrane · Post by **RoscoPColtrane** » Thu May 12, 2005 6:49 pm

IN my home town there was a guy named "richard stiffie" in our phonebook!

Also one memorial day we were visiting our family members graves with flowers and whatnot and we ran into a gravestone and her name was "Holda Boner" <---no lie!!

I wanted to take a picture but im afraid of what would turn out on the film...

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu May 12, 2005 6:54 pm

downhill wrote:True story....

I once worked with two foremen who's name's I'll hold out on till the end of this story..

Mike B worked mostly eastern Idaho, western Wyoming while Gene C work almost all his life in southwesten Idaho.

Mike B had to relieve another foreman in southwestern Idaho.

When you work on the tracks you have to get a permit from the dispatcher. The dispatcher on this ill fated day, just happend to be female with a HUGE sense of humor.

Gene C had a permit for a given location. Mike C needed to bring a crane through Gene C's location so Mike B needed a "joint" permit with Gene C...

Dispatcher...

OK Mr. Balz, this permit is "joint" with Mr. Cox from CPN 479 to CPN 482.

Mike B....reads it back...

Understand this permit for Balz, is from CPN 479 to CPN 482 and is "joint" with Mr. Cox....

Oh man..I was driving and had to pull my truck over...I couldn't drive.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu May 12, 2005 6:55 pm

JBKM wrote:IN my home town there was a guy named "richard stiffie" in our phonebook!

Also one memorial day we were visiting our family members graves with flowers and whatnot and we ran into a gravestone and her name was "Holda Boner" <---no lie!!

I wanted to take a picture but im afraid of what would turn out on the film...

Oh my Goodness lol

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Thu May 12, 2005 8:15 pm

mountainman wrote:There's a guy in my town that was on the radio who is in charge of the teddy bears at the hospitals. His name is Dick Smallwood.

My buddy's mom works at the Health Dept and some of the names the "clients" give their babies are horrendous. One that jumps out at me is Deruis...pronouced from "dere you is" from when she had him at birth. Just wrong. I've heard more from her...some that couldn't be put here due to the PG-13 limit.

I bet they were meaning to spell Derius(Maybe even Darius) since thats becoming a popular name.

Pie

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Thu May 12, 2005 8:17 pm

how bout someone with the last name of Lip****z. I can imagine the crank calls now...If your lip ****z my ass talks , phone calls. I should know..I made many of them when I was younger

Sorry all you Lip****zes out there!

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Thu May 12, 2005 8:48 pm

My contribution...is one of my nicknames..that I used to go by on the cb radio...and still have friends who call me this...however...this one was a given birth name!..and belongs to an old friend of mine..

Tinker Bell

poptom · Post by **poptom** » Fri May 13, 2005 12:10 am

My daughter's dentist is Dr Fang and my oral surgeon is Dr Needle.

I once knew a girl whose first name was *****. (that's P u s s y)

--Tom

Mad_Haggis · Post by **Mad_Haggis** » Fri May 13, 2005 12:11 am

I. P. Freely...

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Fri May 13, 2005 12:15 am

Another person I knew in the Navy had a last name of Torres. On his nametag that he had on his flight suits, he put the first name of "Clee"...

mccoffee · Post by **mccoffee** » Fri May 13, 2005 12:26 am

J.C.R LickLider famous man

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:32 am

Lee K. Mabahls
Sue K. Mabahls

oh and Sean Mianus

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:56 am

I onced worked with a Crysta Shanda Lear

Mutch · Post by **Mutch** » Fri May 13, 2005 3:05 am

A customer the other day who bought some card deck's last name was chode.

Funny thing is the guy who sold it kept asking him what his name was. Everytime he said CHODE louder and louder. Good times.

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Fri May 13, 2005 6:36 am

As for dentists, Drs. Donald Schmuck and Joshua Payne would be good contenders. Dr. Anil Mehta is a local pediatrician

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Fri May 13, 2005 8:03 am

I kid you not, this is for real. My dad worked with a guy at the steel mill by the name, Peter Hassapis. That name always made me laugh my butt off when I was a little kid.