What exactly does Enzyte do?

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:07 pm

does it like make your wang bigger? or is it just to maintain an erection like viagra?

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:08 pm

It makes you and your spouse smile real big. Nothing more.

Kip Patterson · Post by **Kip Patterson** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:29 pm

Probably nothing. It is a collection of herbals of mostly unknown benefit and risk, heavily advertised.

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:30 pm

Herbal stuff never works, kinda amazing the level of advertising theyve put into it though (actually funny stuff).

Bouncer · Post by **Bouncer** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:36 pm

It claims "male enhancement". Though what that actually means is anyone's guess, (and thus you can't prove in court they're false advertising or decieving you even though they are). It's not a real medicine of any kind and is not FDA approved. It's not Viagra or Cialis though it tries to seem that it is and the company behind it does very slick ads and even runs a NASCAR team.
BTW, while you're popping your one month trial supply you should know that the manufacturer says you need to do it daily for a bare minimum of 3-4 weeks and usually several months before seeing anything. Also, you should wonder about the name underneath the Enzyte label. Like Viagra has a chemical name: 'sildenafil citrate' And Enzyte also has one, right?

I mean, there it is, right under the label: 'suffragium asotas' .

"According to the Enzyte folks it's a Latin phrase that translates to "enhanced sexuality," but according to Rhett Martin at Harvard University's classics department Enzyte's makers might actually have meant suffragor asotis, a grammatically awkward way of saying, "refuge for the dissipated."
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health...4-18-enzyte.htm

In other words, it's bogus. It's not a chemical name at all, it's made up gibberish. So what actually is IN Enzyte?

Well, when you take one you're ingesting, among other ingredients, powdered bull testicles. Yummy! You also get the thymus gland from some animal (most likely cow or pig), horny goatweed, wild oats, Korean Ginseng, puncturevine, and various other barks, weeds and bits and pieces of animals which are basically a collection of a bunch of "go horny" local tribal remidies powdered and mixed together.

As for the money back guarantee:
1) You have to take it every day for a year to qualify (best save receipts and boxes too) and 2) If you accept ANY promotional offer (like this "free" trial) or product upgrade the guarantee is NULL AND VOID.

But hey, if you like sucking down bull balls and slaughterhouse left-overs you have at it.

Regards,
-Bouncer-
PS: Very good site here:
http://www.coreynahman.com/enzyte-i...ion-review.html

and here:
http://www.askthecouch.com/2_past_t...asp?article=237 (semi-NotWorkSafe it's a sex advice column)

Bouncer · Post by **Bouncer** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:39 pm

wee96 wrote:Herbal stuff never works, kinda amazing the level of advertising theyve put into it though (actually funny stuff).

I wouldn't quite say that. There are some legitimate herbal remedies including teas and compresses that do actually work.

Most of the herbal pill popping stuff though appears to be animal parts powdered along with various herbs in a voodoo magic style concoction.

Regards,
-Bouncer-

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:41 pm

wow, thanks for the detailed explanation Bouncer

i guess it isn't the one cure all pill to increase your member size

their advertising does make you want to check it out

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:08 pm

Brent wrote:wow, thanks for the detailed explanation Bouncer

i guess it isn't the one cure all pill to increase your member size

their advertising does make you want to check it out

get a girlfriend before u worry about the size of ur junk

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:21 pm

Brent wrote:their advertising does make you want to check it out

No, not really.

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:21 pm

Bouncer wrote:I wouldn't quite say that. There are some legitimate herbal remedies including teas and compresses that do actually work.

Most of the herbal pill popping stuff though appears to be animal parts powdered along with various herbs in a voodoo magic style concoction.

Regards,
-Bouncer-

For this specific purpose horny goat weed is usually used, maybe some lepidium meyenil, or yoshimbe, but they really dont work hardly at all. If there is any effect its usually mental (hey I took a pill thats supposed to make me get "up" *mind makes it go up*) but they truely work very minimally if not at all. The chemical prescription drugs do in fact work though, opening the blood flow much more extreme than any herb does.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:22 pm

Meggie wrote:get a girlfriend before u worry about the size of ur junk

Reference the shens thread and both Stargate threads. The size of his junk might be his only hope.

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:22 pm

Meggie wrote:get a girlfriend before u worry about the size of ur junk

You think weiners are junk? Check mine out *zzzip*

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:36 pm

Meggie wrote:get a girlfriend before u worry about the size of ur junk

size doesnt matter

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:38 pm

rivas wrote:

size doesnt matter

only when it comes to boobs and butts?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 2:37 pm

Brent, take Kong..........

http://www.911healthshop.com/kongsexbooster.html

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 2:54 pm

Meggie wrote:only when it comes to boobs and butts?

Those are 2 important factors!

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 8:08 am

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:13 pm

wee96 wrote:You think weiners are junk? Check mine out *zzzip*

Im looking i see nothihng

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:18 pm

Prey521 wrote:Brent, take Kong..........

http://www.911healthshop.com/kongsexbooster.html

i'll check it out, thanks

i just don't like having a small penis, that's all

i want a bigger one

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:18 pm

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:48 pm

Brent, the only way to make your penis permanently bigger is through surgery. Your only other option is to date a girl with a small vagina, which you won't be able to tell until the time comes.

Women say "size doesn't matter," but many of them also admit that there's something to be said for being "filled up all the way." (Who can blame them, guys like a tight vagina for the same reason - more friction, sensation.) In lieu of that, you need to be skilled in bed and you know women love oral sex - done properly. If you can get her off a bunch of times with just your mouth, she'll care less about the size of your penis.

It's tough getting skills with no partner but at least you can read up on what you need to do. When your time arrives, take your time with her...close your eyes, memorize her body with your hands through gentle touches around every curve, tell her how beautiful she is and how honored you feel to be with her at that moment...there's so much you can do to make the whole experience more than just intercourse.

You'll be fine, man, just know what you need to do.

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:03 pm

ghost wrote:
It's tough getting skills with no partner but at least you can read up on what you need to do.

He can always rent some XXX, then he dont need close his eyes and visualize it

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:07 pm

Brent wrote:i'll check it out, thanks

i just don't like having a small penis, that's all

i want a bigger one

Brent quality is important,not quantity

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:30 pm

Spammy wrote:Im looking i see nothihng

I got a little wife so im ok

Brandon_k_W · Post by **Brandon_k_W** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 5:40 pm

The only effective male enhancement technique, other than surgery, is Jelqing. look it up

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:10 pm

[quote="ghost"]Brent, the only way to make your penis permanently bigger is through surgery. Your only other option is to date a girl with a small vagina, which you won't be able to tell until the time comes.

Women say "size doesn't matter," but many of them also admit that there's something to be said for being "filled up all the way." (Who can blame them, guys like a tight vagina for the same reason - more friction, sensation.) In lieu of that, you need to be skilled in bed and you know women love oral sex - done properly. If you can get her off a bunch of times with just your mouth, she'll care less about the size of your penis.

It's tough getting skills with no partner but at least you can read up on what you need to do. When your time arrives, take your time with her...close your eyes, memorize her body with your hands through gentle touches around every curve, tell her how beautiful she is and how honored you feel to be with her at that moment...there's so much you can do to make the whole experience more than just intercourse.

You'll be fine, man, just know what you need to do. ]
im not saying your wrong... but at least with me thats not totally acurate...

of the people that ive had sex with, actually the best sex has been with the guys with the smaller penises. the bigger ones felt better in a way, but none of them lasted very long, and lacked a lot of skill. The guys with the smaller ones i think know it, and work a lot harder on what theyre actually doing.

and as far as the oral sex thing goes.. its good to have the skills, but ya gotta be able to offer something a lesbian cant.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:26 pm

yeah but i've got like a micro penis, this thing is TINY!

i don't think even skill can save me

The_Lurker · Post by **The_Lurker** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:30 pm

Brent wrote:yeah but i've got like a micro penis, this thing is TINY!

i don't think even skill can save me

well, then it looks like it's surgery for you.

a few snips and then you'll be hang'n low.

girth is a whole 'nother type of surgery.

good luck!

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:32 pm

Only problem with the surgery that snips the tendon is your wang never points up anymore, just gets longer and stays droopy. I think gals would find that unattractive, well wait, i think they would find any weenie unattractive but you get the drift. Meggie sounds like my kinda gal! (even though she never acknowledges me anymore)

The_Lurker · Post by **The_Lurker** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:37 pm

like i said, "hang'n low"

there's a price to pay for everything.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:38 pm

i have no chance to survive, make my time

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:40 pm

The_Lurker wrote:well, then it looks like it's surgery for you.

a few snips and then you'll be hang'n low.

girth is a whole 'nother type of surgery.

good luck!

Typically, the surgeon will offer fat injection to increase girth during the cavernosum advancement procedure. Unfortunately, the resultant looks like a churro.

david

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:43 pm

I like my penis very much.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:45 pm

ScottE wrote:I like my penis very much.

i hate mine, i slap it ever now and then and give it a good beating

Ghosthunter · Post by **Ghosthunter** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:46 pm

well zoloft doesnt make it bigger..but since i been on zoloft my sex drive and how long i last is incredible...my wife cant take it she gets sore before i even finish..LOL

The_Lurker · Post by **The_Lurker** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:47 pm

Brent wrote:i hate mine, i slap it ever now and then and give it a good beating

oh dear God.

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:47 pm

Meggie wrote:im not saying your wrong... but at least with me thats not totally acurate...

of the people that ive had sex with, actually the best sex has been with the guys with the smaller penises. the bigger ones felt better in a way, but none of them lasted very long, and lacked a lot of skill. The guys with the smaller ones i think know it, and work a lot harder on what theyre actually doing.

and as far as the oral sex thing goes.. its good to have the skills, but ya gotta be able to offer something a lesbian cant.

Meggie, I certainly wouldn't presume to speak for you in such matters, so I understand where you're coming from.

I see you do admit the the bigger ones felt better but unfortunately the guys didn't know what they were doing. That's too bad.

I'm not sure I see your point with your last sentence though. Brent does have something to offer that a lesbian can't...his penis! The skills with it will accumulate with experience.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:49 pm

well, it aint much of a penis, but ok

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:50 pm

nepenthe wrote:Typically, the surgeon will offer fat injection to increase girth during the cavernosum advancement procedure. Unfortunately, the resultant looks like a churro.

david

i could probably make more money with a 12" churro than i do now, that's for sure.

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:52 pm

Brent wrote:well, it aint much of a penis, but ok

how many inches we talkin here?