How far down in hell will you go?

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:23 am

It's kind of long, but give Dante's Inferno Hell Test a try.

From the looks of it, I'm going to be in deep do-do for a looong time.

Seventh Level of Hell
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:29 am

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:30 am

Meggie wrote:Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Same.

Party at the second level. I'll bring the beer and music.

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:37 am

ScottE wrote:Same.

Party at the second level. I'll bring the beer and music.

wow stuck with you for eternity? that MUST be hell

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:40 am

[quote="Meggie"]wow stuck with you for eternity? that MUST be hell ]

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:57 am

.....

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)

LevelWho are sent there?ScorePurgatory Repenting Believers Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very LowLevel 2 Lustful Very HighLevel 3 Gluttonous Very HighLevel 4 Prodigal and Avaricious HighLevel 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis Heretics ModerateLevel 7 Violent ExtremeLevel 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers ExtremeLevel 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

cho · Post by **cho** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:05 am

I also got the 2nd level of hell.

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:27 am

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

vinnie · Post by **vinnie** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:48 am

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Golly gee.. and that's even with a couple of >_> <_<

's in there...

ColdFusion · Post by **ColdFusion** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:52 am

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Wow .. i really didnt think i was that bad!! eek lol.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:03 am

2nd level of Hell

I thought I would score a higher level of hell considering the relevance and truthfulness I answered the questions.

Hopeful · Post by **Hopeful** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:40 am

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:54 am

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Gee, thanks Dante. I'm not buying anymore of YOUR books!

morbidpete · Post by **morbidpete** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:18 am

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:29 am

Fifth Level of Hell:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:17 am

You guys above the fourth level are funny. So, who was he?

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:32 am

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:37 am

Hi RoundEye

I guess i've mellowed

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Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

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regards

minir

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:48 am

2nd level also

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:59 am

Meggie wrote:Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

See you there!

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:10 am

Meggie wrote:Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

me too

Ahren · Post by **Ahren** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:19 am

thepieman wrote: me too

Me also....

That should be a pretty good party. Good crowd. lol

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:30 am

Holy ****!!!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Jamie_R · Post by **Jamie_R** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:37 am

2nd Level ...

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Cleopatra and Helen of Troy huh? hmmm .....

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:41 am

ScottE wrote:Same.

Party at the second level. I'll bring the beer and music.

Me too, I guess i'll bring more beer cuz it looks like we're gonna be there a while.

..and the cooler is mine.

Ghosthunter · Post by **Ghosthunter** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:07 am

Third Level of Hell

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:12 am

That crazy Dante...

PErsonally, I'd have Patrick Swayze movie buffs around level 6, just above child molestors and Eminem fans.

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:32 am

I am joining the majority of ya on the second level of hell. Cisco I will bring my cell so I can call ya

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:38 am

noone's on the 8th level with me?
Damn...is that bad

Oh well...there should be some fun girls in the 8th level...I'm thinking porn stars, hookers, strippers

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:39 am

On the 2nd level...

are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds

At least I'll have a wicked tail wind!

Ghosthunter · Post by **Ghosthunter** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:45 am

[quote="fastchevy"]noone's on the 8th level with me?
Damn...is that bad

Oh well...there should be some fun girls in the 8th level...I'm thinking porn stars, hookers, strippers ]

I need to retake the test..I want to go to the 8th level..LOL

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:49 am

I'm going to heaven.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:50 am

Your fate has been decided....

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Level Who are sent there?

Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

I don't believe in a purgatory though, this test is very Catholic.

BaLa · Post by **BaLa** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:04 pm

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:05 pm

Damn im gonna be bored in the 7th level. Oops I mean 5th.

BaLa · Post by **BaLa** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:06 pm

wee96 wrote:Damn im gonna be bored in the 7th level.

not sure if all the rest of these ppls REALLY are on the 2nd level

koldchillah · Post by **koldchillah** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:11 pm

BaLa wrote:Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

I'll see ya there..

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:20 pm

Look llike dey gon be a pawty on flow numba 2!!!

WOOT!!!

DaddyLongLeg · Post by **DaddyLongLeg** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:42 pm

I figured before I took the test that I'd be in the basement of Hell, but it looks like I'm a complete slut and sent to level 2

64bit · Post by **64bit** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:45 pm

7th level