Kerry = TEH CHEATER!?!?!?!?1111

master7 · Post by **master7** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:47 pm

http://dailyrecycler.typepad.com/blog/f ... _cards.WMV

God, I hope noone posted this already, as I have a habit of reposting stuff.
Anyways, got this from drudgereport.com

"DEBATE MYSTERY: WHAT DID KERRY SLIP OUT OF HIS POCKET?

Section 5, pages 4-5 of the binding "Memorandum of Understanding" that was negotiated and agreed upon by both political campaigns states:

"No props, notes, charts, diagrams, or other writings or other tangible things may be brought into the debate by either candidate.... Each candidate must submit to the staff of the Commission prior to the debate all such paper and any pens or pencils with which a candidate may wish to take notes during the debate, and the staff or commission will place such paper, pens and pencils on the podium..."

So what did Dem presidential contender John Kerry take out of his jacket as he approached the stage [with his back to the auditorium's audience]?

What did Kerry place on the podium?"

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:50 pm

link = teh bad

master7 · Post by **master7** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:52 pm

fixed sry

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:53 pm

Bush was taking notes......

master7 · Post by **master7** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:56 pm

As the rules state above, notetaking was allowed. You couldn't bring anything in.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:58 pm

omg he's got a gun!

stevebakh · Post by **stevebakh** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:04 pm

Didn't really look like he was trying to hide anything to be honest. He didn't appear to try and hide it from the audience (pretty much facing whilst holding the object / placing it on the podium). He would also have known there were cameras around.

Seriously, to me it doesn't look like he's trying to hide anything.

Blisster · Post by **Blisster** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:04 pm

i think Kerry should have broken the rules and confronted Bush on a number of issues and mis-truths, personally. I'm dissappointed that he didn'tt

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:10 pm

maybe a lucky rabbits foot or something?

i dunno

and i don't really care

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:16 pm

A condom because he knew he was gonna get %ucked, didn't want the telltale ring to appear i his pocket befroe the cameras

thechemgeek · Post by **thechemgeek** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:07 pm

looks to me like he was taking a pen out of his coat pocket. big deal.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:12 pm

Cameras everywhere.....sure.....

I'm sure we'll get a belly full of this story from "other" news sources in the next week. Repeat it long enough, people will begin to belive it.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:35 pm

I saw the video on Drudge, like my man Burke said, it's a "Right-wing conspiracy!"

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:10 pm

The dude was text-messaging his vote for American Idol, duh!

jayyy · Post by **jayyy** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:54 am

Is it just me, or are the kerry conspiracy threads starting to get weirder?

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:58 am

jayyy wrote:Is it just me, or are the kerry conspiracy threads starting to get weirder?

..and if Kerry continues to lay the smack down in debates it will only continue.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:59 am

jayyy wrote:Is it just me, or are the kerry conspiracy threads starting to get weirder?

LOL,A little bit.

jayyy · Post by **jayyy** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:04 am

I mean, what are they trying to say it was in his pocket if it wasnt just a pen? An atomic bomb? The severed heard of ronald reagan's corpse?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:11 am

jayyy wrote:I mean, what are they trying to say it was in his pocket if it wasnt just a pen? An atomic bomb? The severed heard of ronald reagan's corpse?

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:12 am

It was prey's penis! With his wife prey no longer has a use for it!

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:12 am

YARDofSTUF wrote:It was prey's penis! With his wife prey no longer has a use for it!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:13 am

YARDofSTUF wrote:It was prey's penis! With his wife prey no longer has a use for it!

Which, not with, smartass!!

jayyy · Post by **jayyy** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:16 am

Prey521 wrote:

No, seriously. What could it be, and what difference would it make?

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:23 am

jayyy wrote:No, seriously. What could it be, and what difference would it make?

It doesn't matter and Kerry had nothing of consequence in his pocket. It just comes down to him opening a big can of whoop *** on the President and the RNC not liking it.

I am a Republican and I can say that.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:35 am

Since some here won't believe any national news source other than tabloids...I'll give you this...From the New York Post..

Was John Kerry trying to pull something at the debate last week?
That question was burning up the Internet yesterday after a slo-mo review of the footage showed the Massachusetts senator taking an object out of his right pocket before the first question.

Was it a cheat sheet — as some conservative bloggers claimed — or was it something innocuous?

Remember now, repeat the lie long enough and you get people to believe it..back to story..

But the mystery was solved when The Post reviewed a Fox News Channel feed from Thursday's debate: Kerry pulled out . . . a black pen.

Oh my........

http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/31273.htm

Of course this little tid bit is just as nutty.....

Bush Blows Debate: Talks to Rove in Earpiece!

During the Presidential Debate Bush made what may be his most costly error- he exposed that he’s using an earpiece to help him answer debate questions.

In the middle of an answer bush said, "now let me finish" as if someone was interrupting him - yet nobody did - he was talking to the person in his earpiece.

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:36 am

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:31 am

Prey521 wrote:Which, not with, smartass!!

Depends on how it's said.

With HIS wife.....Prey no longer needs it. <==much funnier to me!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:33 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Depends on how it's said.

With HIS wife.....Prey no longer needs it. <==much funnier to me!

Then he would have to have needed to add a coma after wife. //grammar police/

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:34 am

Prey521 wrote:Then he would have to have needed to add a coma after wife. //grammar police/

Coma?

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:34 am

Prey521 wrote:Then he would have to have needed to add a coma after wife. //grammar police/

"comma" //spelling police!
I don't think inanimate objects can slip into a coma.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:37 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote: I don't think inanimate objects can slip into a coma.

I've seen brembo do it!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:38 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote:"comma" //spelling police!
I don't think inanimate objects can slip into a coma.

LMAO, you got me!!!

Yo, I'm gonna be up in New London in December @ the PFizer offices up there for a training, let's hang!!!!

emilyb · Post by **emilyb** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:40 am

prey=owned

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:41 am

staceyb wrote:prey=owned

Shaddup!!!!

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:42 am

Prey521 wrote:LMAO, you got me!!!

Yo, I'm gonna be up in New London in December @ the PFizer offices up there for a training, let's hang!!!!

Look me up, let me know ahead of time. I can see their New London building right outside my office windows right here! (looking at them now as I type this), I'm about 6 blocks away. You up for a few days?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:43 am

Thursday - Sat, I'll let you know the exact dates!

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:04 pm

What matters is, what if it is notes....(looks like it was)
It's an unfair advantage and also says Kerry needs help keeping things straight.

Blisster · Post by **Blisster** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:17 pm

yeah right. kerry is that dumb that he is going to pull a frigging CHEAT SHEET out of his pocket ON STAGE at the friggin podium. give me a break dude. if he was that ****ing dumb he'd already be the president, for christ's sake.

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:10 pm

I think he is that ****ing dumb as you ****ing put it...that's why flip-flops..he can't remember his last stance

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:33 pm