How to pump Gas

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:14 pm

lol.... years and years ago i workd at a gas station. have some funny stories from then.

you have no idea how many women (sorry, gals.... never had a man do this) would come and ask how to put gas in the car. i am sure some of them knew how and just didnt want to get their hands "icky" (or maybe check out my arse when i bent over), but a few of them i genuinely believe were that naive.

you see some funny stuff working at a gas station.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:19 pm

Originally posted by Faust

you see some funny stuff working at a gas station.

.....like Fausts arse.

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:24 pm

Originally posted by brembo
.....like Fausts arse.

yeah, yeah.... wasn't it YOUR idea to drink beer and shoot pool that night? just occurred to me how much bending over i did...... i feel dirty now

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:27 pm

LMAO!!! Looks like something my wife would do!! Come to think of it, I've never seen a women pumping her own gas!

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:33 pm

Originally posted by Faust
yeah, yeah.... wasn't it YOUR idea to drink beer and shoot pool that night? just occurred to me how much bending over i did...... i feel dirty now

grooowl! *licks eyebrows*

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 3:17 pm

Couldn't have parked a LITTLE closer to the pump...?

Funny stuff

Kyler1

Darlin Nikki · Post by **Darlin Nikki** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 7:48 pm

Originally posted by Faust
you have no idea how many women (sorry, gals.... never had a man do this) would come and ask how to put gas in the car. i am sure some of them knew how and just didnt want to get their hands "icky" (or maybe check out my arse when i bent over), but a few of them i genuinely believe were that naive.

!!! yes but some of the are just so damn tricky!!!

but on what you said about never having a guy ask you, its probably along the lines of that old cliche

that men never ask for directions.....

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 8:52 pm

Originally posted by Darlin' Nikki
!!! yes but some of the are just so damn tricky!!!

but on what you said about never having a guy ask you, its probably along the lines of that old cliche

that men never ask for directions.....

You got us on that one

Been numerous times I had a job that I couldnt find the street, but I kept feeling like I could find it, ending up having to call my female dispatcher to find it on mapquest for me!

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 8:56 pm

Originally posted by Faust
lol.... years and years ago i workd at a gas station. have some funny stories from then.

you have no idea how many women (sorry, gals.... never had a man do this) would come and ask how to put gas in the car. i am sure some of them knew how and just didnt want to get their hands "icky" (or maybe check out my arse when i bent over), but a few of them i genuinely believe were that naive.

you see some funny stuff working at a gas station.

Not even working at a gas station but going to one every morning ive seen a ton of funny stuff. I saw one old man pull up, pay for the gas with his credit card, then get back in his car and leave, only to come back 10 minutes later and the lady, while im paying for my stuff and laughing, says over the speaker "forgot to get your gas?".

I also was walking up to the door, and this guy in a tow truck came barrelling into the station, almost hitting me, and running into a guy getting gas's bumper, then hitting the winsheild washer fluid stacked up in front of the store, parking sideways in front of the door, going in and asking for cigarettes smelling majorly of booze, then leaving while the guy who got hit was chasing him. Needless to say they called the cops, and nothing happened, the guy showed up the next day again!

I went to this same station to get money out of the ATM, and low and behold there was $60.00 sitting in the ATM! I looked around, and no one was there, so yoinkith!!

morbidpete · Post by **morbidpete** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 9:04 pm

Originally posted by wee96
I went to this same station to get money out of the ATM, and low and behold there was $60.00 sitting in the ATM! I looked around, and no one was there, so yoinkith!!

SWEET!!!

Darlin Nikki · Post by **Darlin Nikki** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 9:04 pm

Originally posted by wee96
Not even working at a gas station but going to one every morning ive seen a ton of funny stuff. I saw one old man pull up, pay for the gas with his credit card, then get back in his car and leave, only to come back 10 minutes later and the lady, while im paying for my stuff and laughing, says over the speaker "forgot to get your gas?".

I also was walking up to the door, and this guy in a tow truck came barrelling into the station, almost hitting me, and running into a guy getting gas's bumper, then hitting the winsheild washer fluid stacked up in front of the store, parking sideways in front of the door, going in and asking for cigarettes smelling majorly of booze, then leaving while the guy who got hit was chasing him. Needless to say they called the cops, and nothing happened, the guy showed up the next day again!

I went to this same station to get money out of the ATM, and low and behold there was $60.00 sitting in the ATM! I looked around, and no one was there, so yoinkith!!

whoa the most i've ever found at a gas station ws 5 bucks by the 12 pks of pepsi's so i got mine for free that day

I am yet to see any really mad crazy stuff go on but, My gas station is like "cheers" I go there everyday and They have my ciggies waiting on me when I walk in...not sure if thats a good thing or not ha!

or maybe its because i think I smoke this really wierd brand hardley anyone else does!!
I did see my fav gas station on COPS once but of course im never around when the action is happening

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 9:42 pm

Originally posted by wee96
Not even working at a gas station but going to one every morning ive seen a ton of funny stuff. I saw one old man pull up, pay for the gas with his credit card, then get back in his car and leave, only to come back 10 minutes later and the lady, while im paying for my stuff and laughing, says over the speaker "forgot to get your gas?".

I also was walking up to the door, and this guy in a tow truck came barrelling into the station, almost hitting me, and running into a guy getting gas's bumper, then hitting the winsheild washer fluid stacked up in front of the store, parking sideways in front of the door, going in and asking for cigarettes smelling majorly of booze, then leaving while the guy who got hit was chasing him. Needless to say they called the cops, and nothing happened, the guy showed up the next day again!

I went to this same station to get money out of the ATM, and low and behold there was $60.00 sitting in the ATM! I looked around, and no one was there, so yoinkith!!

lol... yeah saw plenty of that kind of thing (except we never had a drunk and pissed off tow truck driver commit a hit & run in the lot..... lol).

however, i have seen plenty of people drive off with the nozzle still stuck in their gas tank (gas everywhere... people actually running for cover with all that gas on the ground)....... folks come up and say that they were ripped off because their gas guage is still on "E" (umm..... what do you think you are driving? a lawnmower? the gas guage isn;t mechanical, man... start your car and then look).

the gas station i worked at was next to a fire department. we also had a group of high school stoners (some friends of mine at the time) that would hang out by the pay phone in the corner of the lot. one day the stoners were doing their normal thing (pretty much nothing), and the guys at the fire dept called the pay phone next to them and said "dude!..... the cops picked up Duane so he won;t be there for the pickup..... the stuff is still in the dumpster. get it out before the dumpster gets emptied"...... *click*. there were a couple more reinforcing calls made to the pay phone, and before long, the firemen had the teenagers digging through the smelly arsed dumpster.