Hey just one shift and your Out the Door.
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A lady walks into the Drug Store and asks the Druggist for some Arsenic.
The Druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with Arsenic?".
The lady say's "To kill my husband."
I can't sell you any for that reason" says the Druggist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a compromising position, the man is her husband and the lady is the Druggist's Wife, and shows
it to the Druggist.
He looks at the photo and says . . .
. . . " Oh I didn't know you had a Prescription! "
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Marriage changes Passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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There was a little old Lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her.
So son #1 bought her a 15-room Mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her.
Son #2 bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a Chauffeur included thinking he would surely win her approval.
Son #3 had to do something even better than these so he bought her a trained Parrot.
This parrot had been trained for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could mention any verse in the Bible and the parrot could quote it word for word. How useful his nearly blind and religious Mother would find that!
Well, the old lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the house is just gorgeous but it's really much too big for me. I only live in one room, and it's much too large for me to clean and take care of. I really don't need the house, but thank you anyway."
Then she explained to her second son, "Son, the car is beautiful, it has everything you could ever want on it, but I don't drive and I really don't like that driver, so please return the car."
Next, she went to son number three and said, "Son, I just want to thank you for that thoughtful gift.
The Chicken was small, but delicious."
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There was an Asian lady married to an American man and they lived in New York.
The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the Butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
The Butcher got the message and the lady went home with chicken legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the Butcher her
breast. The lady got what she wanted.
On the third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the Store...and her husband
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regards
larry
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Re: Giggles
Originally posted by minir
He looks at the photo and says . . .
. . . " Oh I didn't know you had a Prescription! "
Re: Re: Giggles
Originally posted by MadDoctor
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