Thinking about cutting my testicles with a knife

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Thu May 15, 2003 12:42 am

or scalpal held by a surgen in the hope that i will not be able to reproduce in a hornius fashion. I am converned about ending up with a mental condition as many times my wife has said that i am always thinking with my ****.

anyone out there have some advise/ pros/ cons?

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu May 15, 2003 12:44 am

The thought of it is a con if you ask me

but you got to do what you got to do.

If you two are good with the number of kids or non-kids you currently have...slice and dice.

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Thu May 15, 2003 12:46 am

Originally posted by John
Why you? Why not have her get her tubes tied.

well when her vagina opend up the size of a melon whil giving birth. we figured that i could get this simple day surgery.

my dong gets a real thick turtleneck at the thought of the knife.. * shivers*

tubes tied sounds like a big operation also.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Thu May 15, 2003 12:48 am

Originally posted by Randy
or scalpal held by a surgen in the hope that i will not be able to reproduce in a hornius fashion. I am converned about ending up with a mental condition as many times my wife has said that i am always thinking with my ****.

anyone out there have some advise/ pros/ cons?

Jump in, the waters fine. A word of caution......

Do not let your Doctor pull your right eyeball down to your navel through your scrotum. You'll pass out.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Thu May 15, 2003 12:49 am

I'd sooner get a vasectomy than let my wife go under the knife

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Thu May 15, 2003 12:50 am

Originally posted by Humboldt
The thought of it is a con if you ask me

but you got to do what you got to do.

If you two are good with the number of kids or non-kids you currently have...slice and dice.

yah happy with 2 kids and just want to do the best and fairest thing, although my weener wont even debate with me. i think he is in denial?

Sid · Post by **Sid** » Thu May 15, 2003 1:19 am

Originally posted by downhill
Jump in, the waters fine. A word of caution......

Do not let your Doctor pull your right eyeball down to your navel through your scrotum. You'll pass out.

OMG

Sid · Post by **Sid** » Thu May 15, 2003 1:21 am

No problems here after the nip and tuck. Just make sure you bring a guns and ammo mag with you to read while you get it done, keeps the doc from cutting something he/she shouldn't be.

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Thu May 15, 2003 1:29 am

Originally posted by Sid
bring a guns and ammo mag with you to read while you get it done, keeps the doc from cutting something he/she shouldn't be.

thanks Sid definately going to do that and maybe wear commando gear also

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Thu May 15, 2003 1:40 am

I've read and I'm not touching this one with a 10' pole or 10' scalpel for that matter.

Randy got room in your boat? Extra paddle? Hell we don't need paddles we're up a creek they call ****s Creek. lol

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Thu May 15, 2003 1:48 am

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
I've read and I'm not touching this one with a 10' pole or 10' scalpel for that matter.

Randy got room in your boat? Extra paddle? Hell we don't need paddles we're up a creek they call ****s Creek. lol

u2? when?

yer knob look more like a button? like the kind on the old brown buttons on coats that 70 - 85 yr old women wear?

minir · Post by **minir** » Thu May 15, 2003 2:06 am

Hi Randy

Nothing to concern yourself with. I had it done back in the late 60's.

Still works like a Charm

"PRO"

They can be reversed if ever needed in most cases."PRO"

A buddy of mine was afraid to have it done and had his Wife undergo the Tube tying.

It went badly and she was in hospital for some time and he was stuck minding the Kids.

"CON"

The Topper was i talked to him one day and suggested that Now if i chose to i could Fool around without worry & Now so could His Wife.

This brought him no joy whatever. Hahaha "CON"

regards

minir

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Thu May 15, 2003 2:09 am

Originally posted by Randy
u2? when?

yer knob look more like a button? like the kind on the old brown buttons on coats that 70 - 85 yr old women wear?

Was suppose to be this coming Tuesday. Luckily I got out of this one because of the new job and move my wife is taking. However I'm sure she won't forget. lol

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Thu May 15, 2003 2:10 am

Originally posted by minir
Hi Randy

Nothing to concern yourself with. I had it done back in the late 60's.

Still works like a Charm "PRO"

They can be reversed if ever needed in most cases."PRO"

A buddy of mine was afraid to have it done and had his Wife undergo the Tube tying.

It went badly and she was in hospital for some time and he was stuck minding the Kids. "CON"

The Topper was i talked to him one day and suggested that Now if i chose to i could Fool around without worry & Now so could His Wife.

This brought him no joy whatever. Hahaha "CON"

regards

minir

It's late larry lay off the spiked hot chocolate.

minir · Post by **minir** » Thu May 15, 2003 2:12 am

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff

It's late larry lay off the spiked hot chocolate.

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Sorry JCOS

I was just feeling a bit Nutty

regards

larry

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Thu May 15, 2003 2:13 am

Originally posted by minir
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Sorry JCOS

I was just feeling a bit Nutty

regards

larry

Ah don't be sorry lar I'm still laughing my ass off here in upstate NY. lol

minir · Post by **minir** » Thu May 15, 2003 2:16 am

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
Ah don't be sorry lar I'm still laughing my ass off here in upstate NY. lol

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Well JCOS

I guess it's time we both hit the Sack Eh!

I can't help it

regards

Larry

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Thu May 15, 2003 2:17 am

Originally posted by minir
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Well JCOS

I guess it's time we both hit the Sack Eh!

I can't help it

regards

Larry

Not I. I won't get to bed until 7 a.m. I'm on the night shift thingy. Just hanging out at the hotel going over prints and paperwork.

Have a good night sleep and thanks for the laughs.

minir · Post by **minir** » Thu May 15, 2003 2:24 am

Goodnight JCOS

Don't work too hard

See you later and Thanks for the fun

larry

fanta · Post by **fanta** » Thu May 15, 2003 6:39 am

Got me rolling too larry

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu May 15, 2003 7:02 am

Originally posted by fanta
Got me rolling too larry

Yup...he's on a roll there!

zooner · Post by **zooner** » Thu May 15, 2003 7:10 am

Originally posted by minir
Hi Randy

Nothing to concern yourself with. I had it done back in the late 60's.

Still works like a Charm "PRO"

They can be reversed if ever needed in most cases."PRO"

A buddy of mine was afraid to have it done and had his Wife undergo the Tube tying.

It went badly and she was in hospital for some time and he was stuck minding the Kids. "CON"

The Topper was i talked to him one day and suggested that Now if i chose to i could Fool around without worry & Now so could His Wife.

This brought him no joy whatever. Hahaha "CON"

regards

minir

you are a genius!

I too will be going under the knife someday, although probably after we have our third.

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Thu May 15, 2003 7:15 am

Originally posted by Randy

my dong gets a real thick turtleneck at the thought of the knife.. * shivers*

mikemean · Post by **mikemean** » Thu May 15, 2003 10:33 am

Originally posted by Randy
well when her vagina opend up the size of a melon whil giving birth. we figured that i could get this simple day surgery.

Sorry, that was just too damn funny! LOL

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu May 15, 2003 10:45 am

Misc. thoughts...
Larry, as usual, you have my sides hurting!
Randy, on the size of a melon, C-section baby!

On the snip & clip, heck Mad Doc can save you some cash as I hear that he has a special this week, 2 for 1!

heheheheh

I know many that have had it, no probs.

Me? ...Nah man, it's all in the mind control...

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Thu May 15, 2003 10:51 am

If I were you, I wouldn't cut the testes. I would cut the vas deferens instead.

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Thu May 15, 2003 11:07 am

Originally posted by mountainman
If I were you, I wouldn't cut the testes. I would cut the vas deferens instead.

Nevermind about that... I would let a doctor cut it.

LOL

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu May 15, 2003 11:10 am

Originally posted by Ken

Randy, on the size of a melon, C-section baby!

They do "bikini cut" c-sections now....keep it looking good down the road!

SeedOfChaos · Post by **SeedOfChaos** » Thu May 15, 2003 11:12 am

My boss had it done a while back, no big deal really. He still functions properly, and it's reversible, so if he ever wanted to produce more kids he could.

Actually, I thought about having it done myself, but then, it's not like I can't use condoms for the time being

.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu May 15, 2003 11:39 am

Originally posted by YeOldeStonecat
They do "bikini cut" c-sections now....keep it looking good down the road!

And feeling good!

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