Giggles

[minir]

Hope your Weeks going well
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The only difference between a Rut and a Grave is the depth.

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At a Convention of Biological Scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from Rats to
Lawyers for our experiments?"

"Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?"

"Well, for five reasons.

First, we found that Lawyers are far more
plentiful.

Second, the Lab Assistants don't get so attached to them.

Third, Lawyers multiply faster in numbers.

Fourth, animal rights groups Do Not object to their torture.

And fifth, there are some things even a Rat won't do.


There is a drawback however; sometimes it's very hard to extrapolate the test results to human beings!"

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If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.


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Tim: I found a Magic Genie yesterday.

She told me she could give me a longer penis, or a better memory.

Owen: And what did you choose?


Tim: I can't remember.

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regards

minir

[LT-73]

Awsome laughs !!

Thanx Larry!

[BMED]

Thanks for the "giggles" ten fold...

i can relate to this one:

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. and at the same time!

take care,

BMED

[fanta]

Thanks for the laughs Minir, always a pleasure to read.

[minir]

Hi LT-73, BMED & fanta


Thanks Fellas, pleased it brought you a Smile


BMED i too have now become my Father. I used to watch him lift his foot up to the Kitchen Table Chair and bend down to tie his shoes. I used to think to myself " You lazy old bastard You. "

I too am now a Lazy Old Bastard Damn Donuts, they do retain their shape.


Have a Good one Guys


regards

minir

[Ahren]

Thanks minir, I needed that this morning.

[minir]

Hi Jarngrimr



Your most Welcome Jarngrimr, Thank You


Have a Great day


regards

minir

[mikemean]

Thanks Larry!

[minir]

Originally posted by mikemean
Thanks Larry!

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Thank you Mike

Have a Great Day


regards

larry