GOD Speaks lol

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:03 pm

New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. These are awesome... enjoy.

Tell the kids I love them.
-God

Let's meet at my house Sunday
before the game.
-God

C'mon over and bring the kids.
-God

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
-God

We need to talk.
-God

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
-God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
-God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it.
-God

I love you and you and you and you and...
-God

Will the road you're on get you to my place?
-God

Follow me.
-God

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
-God

My way is the highway.
-God

Need directions?
-God

You think it's hot here?
-God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.
-God

Do you have any idea where you're going?
-God

(And my personal favorite...)

Don't make me come down there.
-God

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:18 pm

Doesn't bother me at all...but I can see the more religious-types getting all bent out of shape about them.

Seems to junkify something that should be held in much higher regard.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:21 pm

Yep, I wonder if Q has seen any of these yet? I didn't see any of these signs when I drove through the NW corner of AZ heading to LA a few weeks back. It would have made for a few good laughs on a such a long drive.

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:32 pm

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
Yep, I wonder if Q has seen any of these yet? I didn't see any of these signs when I drove through the NW corner of AZ heading to LA a few weeks back. It would have made for a few good laughs on a such a long drive.

Why Q?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:39 pm

Originally posted by Humboldt
Why Q?

He lives in Arizona.

torsten · Post by **torsten** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:43 pm

They were around here last year. Not now though.
I wonder who pays for it.

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:50 pm

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
He lives in Arizona.

Ahh, I thought you were hinting towrds his religious nature.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 7:43 pm

OMG, I love those, my dad's a minister, he'd get a kick out of those, my fave is:

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
-God

AHAHAHAHA, classic!!!!

Qwijib0 · Post by **Qwijib0** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 7:53 pm

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
Yep, I wonder if Q has seen any of these yet? I didn't see any of these signs when I drove through the NW corner of AZ heading to LA a few weeks back. It would have made for a few good laughs on a such a long drive.

I saw the 'follow me' one the other day on I-10. Haven't seen any others yet, but I'll be keeping an eye out for 'em now.

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 7:56 pm

They had been in the Metro Philadelphia area for years. I had heard rumors of who was responsible, but they seem to have been unfounded.

shant,
david

kilroy · Post by **kilroy** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 7:13 am

Seen on a t-shirt once, "Jesus is coming, and boy, is he pissed!".

drdoug99 · Post by **drdoug99** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:32 pm

i've seen a couple of them around here before. I never knew there were so many different quotes...pretty cool.

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:47 pm

Originally posted by drdoug99
i've seen a couple of them around here before. I never knew there were so many different quotes...pretty cool.

Same here. I think in Ohio we only have a couple different ones. There are several of those that I have never seen before.

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:52 pm

Check this out:

http://www.godspeaks.net/main.html

You can read the article and it says that it was an anonymous donor of the money and they started in the Miami area (the donors home area).

There is the source... unknown as it is.

I love those.