A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so
he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build
his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read
on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his
house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know
that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The ****ing funeral director," said his wife.
A funny for the ladies!(men wont like)!
A funny for the ladies!(men wont like)!
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a Judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
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I want to learn more and more to see as beautiful what is necessary in things; then I shall be one of those who make things beautiful. Amor fati: let that be my love henceforth! I do not want to wage war against what is ugly. I do not want to accuse; I do not even want to accuse those who accuse. Looking away shall be my only negation. And all in all and on the whole: some day I wish to be only a Yes-sayer.
I thought EA didn't have hair??