I was researching a particular drug my doc back home wants me to take and here is what it says at the beginning of the paragraph.
Please READ THE FOLLOWING Plain-English Warning MESSAGE:
You must never, ever practice self-management of health problems because this practice is dangerous and can have serious complications such as protracted illness, disability or death.
That is hilarious! I would send that to Leno or something.
DO NOT TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF! You must consult a physician every time your body emits a noise, every time you exude something, and every time you feel something. You are not qualified to know what these processes are on your own.
I would ask to get prescribed a nurse if they were that concerned about me!
Hey, my body has emited a noise and I know exactly what it is! 'Specially when everyone in the room eyes start burning and they're holdin' their noses and running for the door. Usually brought on by good cauliflower, onion dip & beer. Cut a few 9.8's on the 10 scale and your a hero to all the 'chicks'!
