What exactly does Enzyte do?

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:06 pm

My E-Penis is very big.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:08 pm

ScottE wrote:My E-Penis is very big.

ScottE = Still Dreaming.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:08 pm

Spammy wrote:ScottE = Still Dreaming.

Nah, I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:14 pm

ScottE wrote:Nah, I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours.

Deal

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:23 pm

Meggie wrote:im not saying your wrong... but at least with me thats not totally acurate...

of the people that ive had sex with, actually the best sex has been with the guys with the smaller penises. the bigger ones felt better in a way, but none of them lasted very long, and lacked a lot of skill. The guys with the smaller ones i think know it, and work a lot harder on what theyre actually doing.

and as far as the oral sex thing goes.. its good to have the skills, but ya gotta be able to offer something a lesbian cant.

If I recall female anatomy correctly, sensory receptors only go ~6" deep... After that, it is merely the pain of ripping the flesh that arouses...

Some people do enjoy pain as the fine line between pain and ecstasy often blend together... Many women do seem to favor a fat pipe over a long one, though...

As a note, I once heard an old lady say "A big man lays heavy and never goes deep"!

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:28 pm

[quote="Ken"]If I recall female anatomy correctly, sensory receptors only go ~6" deep... After that, it is merely the pain of ripping the flesh that arouses... ]

Nah, mostly around the outside there.

Trying to please a woman with just your wanker is like trying to recreate a Picaso with a ball point pen. It just doesn't work like that. You gotta use all the tools at your disposal. Hands, mouth, feet, ears, whatever.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:29 pm

i'm so not gonna get laid, ever

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:33 pm

Brent wrote:i'm so not gonna get laid, ever

Oh what the mother ****.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:34 pm

Brent wrote:i'm so not gonna get laid, ever

I agree

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:35 pm

Brent wrote:i'm so not gonna get laid, ever

You find a "soiled dove" that turns you on and I will flip her some coin...

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:37 pm

Ken wrote:You find a "soiled dove" that turns you on and I will flip her some coin...

Me2

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:38 pm

Brent, don't worry man, nice Christian girls don't care about penis sizes.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:39 pm

Prey521 wrote:Brent, don't worry man, nice Christian girls don't care about penis sizes.

BWuahahahahahaha

Oh man...

Prey lol

//Runs and hides from lightning//

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:39 pm

Prey521 wrote:Brent, don't worry man, nice Christian girls don't care about penis sizes.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:42 pm

Prey521 wrote:Brent, don't worry man, nice Christian girls don't care about penis sizes.

maybe in an ideal world

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:42 pm

Prey521 wrote:Brent, don't worry man, nice Christian girls don't care about penis sizes.

Prey,
Come clean the coffee off of my monitor! I spewed when I read that!

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:43 pm

Prey521 wrote:Brent, don't worry man, nice Christian girls don't care about penis sizes.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Prey521 again.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:47 pm

Having a big member is nice, but knowing what to do with it is what counts.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:56 pm

ScottE wrote:Having a big member is nice, but knowing what to do with it is what counts.

i got neither

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:57 pm

Well you said you wanted to be like Burke right...

Well I think that dream is DEAD because Burke got chicks.

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:58 pm

Brent wrote:i got neither

It just takes some confidence with a big dose of not giving a sh*t. Change your attitude and I'd bet you could score by dinnertime tonight provided you went outside.

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:04 pm

Spammy wrote:Well you said you wanted to be like Burke right...

Well I think that dream is DEAD because Burke got chicks.

Yeah, he got so many chicks that he spent all his time posting here drunk.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:05 pm

ghost wrote:Yeah, he got so many chicks that he spent all his time posting here drunk.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:58 pm

Chicks call me and I tell them to piss off.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:04 pm

I like this thread.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:08 pm

ScottE wrote:I like this thread.

Why?... cuz your braggin' about your e-penis ? or because Brent has admitted to being hung like a hamster ??

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:10 pm

Izzo wrote:Why?... cuz your braggin' about your e-penis ? or because Brent has admitted to being hung like a hamster ??

It's just totally lame. The whole thing. It makes me laugh.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:11 pm

In the history of penis threads on SG, I nominate this one as #1, who seconds the motion?

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:11 pm

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:11 pm

I agree, it's been good for some laughs.

Not at my expense of course

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:13 pm

Meggie wrote:how many inches we talkin here?

This cracks me up.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:14 pm

Prey521 wrote:In the history of penis threads on SG, I nominate this one as #1, who seconds the motion?

What would be the opposite of a guy with a small wanker? A girl with a very wide vagina?

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:14 pm

ScottE wrote:It's just totally lame. The whole thing. It makes me laugh.

Yeah me too. I didn't know where to begin once I read the whole thread. Funny stuff

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:16 pm

ScottE wrote:What would be the opposite of a guy with a small wanker? A girl with a very wide vagina?

quoted for echo effect

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:19 pm

Noevo wrote:quoted for echo effect

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:21 pm

ScottE wrote:In the interest of science I measured my wang.

7" give or take 1/8th of an inch measured from base to tip. And roughly 5 3/4" around. No BS.

This post still has me laughing

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:23 pm

Izzo wrote:This post still has me laughing

Yeah I inflated those numbers by 4 inches.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:24 pm

ScottE wrote:What would be the opposite of a guy with a small wanker? A girl with a very wide vagina?

problem is there is no real equivalant to a guy having a stub. I don't think a girl with any non-average attributes would have the stigma of a guy with an inchworm in his pants.

But don't worry brent, no one will think of you differently than they did before

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:25 pm

Noevo wrote:problem is there is no real equivalant to a guy having a stub. I don't think a girl with any non-average attributes would have the stigma of a guy with an inchworm in his pants.

But don't worry brent, no one will think of you differently than they did before

He has the Angry Inch Eh!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:26 pm

Noevo wrote:But don't worry brent, no one will think of you differently than they did before

You make that sound like a good thing!