What exactly does Enzyte do?

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 10:46 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 11:04 pm

http://groups.msn.com/Gettingthroughlif ... tsnew.msnw

found a group to join

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 11:10 pm

Brent wrote:http://groups.msn.com/Gettingthroughlif ... tsnew.msnw

found a group to join

WTF, these peeps are actually posting pics of their micropeckers?

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 11:49 pm

i fit right in there

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:45 am

Blisster · Post by **Blisster** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:40 am

Brent wrote:i hate mine, i slap it ever now and then and give it a good beating

pics!

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:58 am

Noevo wrote:problem is there is no real equivalant to a guy having a stub. I don't think a girl with any non-average attributes would have the stigma of a guy with an inchworm in his pants.

In a way there can be.

She's hung like a paper bag
She's hung like a bagel
Beef curtains flapping in the breeze.

There's stuff some guys aren't too exciting to find upon first venture down there.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:01 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote:In a way there can be.

She's hung like a paper bag
She's hung like a bagel
Beef curtains flapping in the breeze.

There's stuff some guys aren't too exciting to find upon first venture down there.

Ugh.

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:08 am

That pictures Scott AAHHAHHA!!!!

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:39 am

Prey521 wrote:WTF, these peeps are actually posting pics of their micropeckers?

heres a quote from one of the threads, it made me laugh " there was a discussion on the advantages of a small penis which included being able to have sex without worry of damaging the other person by being too big, getting to use less soap for cleanup, no annoying bulges from untimely hard-ons, less likely to get lost in pubic hairs or caught in a zipper. "

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:44 am

Meggie wrote:heres a quote from one of the threads, it made me laugh " there was a discussion on the advantages of a small penis which included being able to have sex without worry of damaging the other person by being too big, getting to use less soap for cleanup, no annoying bulges from untimely hard-ons, less likely to get lost in pubic hairs or caught in a zipper. "

Less likely to get lost in pubic hairs?

That's like saying a staple is less likely to get lost in the grass than a rake or something. Doesn't make any sense.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:14 am

Brent wrote:i fit right in there

..I'd re-phrase that to something else ... hmm maybe ..I belong .. as fitting in seems to be the common problem there.

lmao @ the pic

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:52 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote:In a way there can be.

She's hung like a paper bag
She's hung like a bagel
Beef curtains flapping in the breeze.

There's stuff some guys aren't too exciting to find upon first venture down there.

"It was like beating a whiffle ball bat around inside of a 55 gallon drum"

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:52 pm

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:04 pm

Why do you torture me with your avatars cabledude? my micro penii is goin nuts.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:30 am

schlurpee wrote:"It was like beating a whiffle ball bat around inside of a 55 gallon drum"

Kip Patterson · Post by **Kip Patterson** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:46 pm

Well, well. The feds held a little party for the Enzyte folks today.

Maybe the owners will be able to come up with something to keep their cellmates away. Kind of a no-win situation. If Bubba is a satisfied customer, that's not good. If he is a dissatisfied customer, that's not good. If he has no need of Enzyte, that's not good.

http://www.nbc4i.com/news/4294922/detail.html

DaddyLongLeg · Post by **DaddyLongLeg** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:02 pm

Kip Patterson wrote:Well, well. The feds held a little party for the Enzyte folks today.

Maybe the owners will be able to come up with something to keep their cellmates away. Kind of a no-win situation. If Bubba is a satisfied customer, that's not good. If he is a dissatisfied customer, that's not good. If he has no need of Enzyte, that's not good.

http://www.nbc4i.com/news/4294922/detail.html

Looks like its a win, win, win for Bubba though

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:16 pm

ghost wrote:women love oral sex - done properly. If you can get her off a bunch of times with just your mouth, she'll care less about the size of your penis.

It's tough getting skills with no partner but at least you can read up on what you need to do. When your time arrives, take your time with her...close your eyes, memorize her body with your hands through gentle touches around every curve, tell her how beautiful she is and how honored you feel to be with her at that moment...there's so much you can do to make the whole experience more than just intercourse.

I think I'm going to faint...so very well said.