What exactly does Enzyte do?

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:27 pm

Noevo wrote:problem is there is no real equivalant to a guy having a stub. I don't think a girl with any non-average attributes would have the stigma of a guy with an inchworm in his pants.

Yeah, probably just get the lable of being a ***** or whatever, whether or not she actually is one.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:51 pm

Prey521 wrote:You make that sound like a good thing!

I had to try at least

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:53 pm

Noevo wrote:I had to try at least

Do her or do not do her, there is no try.

DaddyLongLeg · Post by **DaddyLongLeg** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:54 pm

Brent wrote:i'll check it out, thanks

i just don't like having a small penis, that's all

i want a bigger one

Keep going to those Stargate conventions, i don't think those chicks will care about the size of it

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:56 pm

DaddyLongLeg wrote:Keep going to those Stargate conventions, i don't think those chicks will care about the size of it

Or if they do you can Zat them

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:56 pm

DaddyLongLeg wrote:Keep going to those Stargate conventions, i don't think those chicks will care about the size of it

He'll just be able to pull out his "zat" gun or whatever and beam her up or something.

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:58 pm

I bet this thread makes it to at least 9 pages

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:59 pm

ScottE wrote:Do her or do not do her, there is no try.

try not matter, if hard and long try not be.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:00 pm

schlurpee wrote:I bet this thread makes it to at least 9 pages

Nah, my attention span isn't that long. It will die by page 7. Well for those that have it set to show 40 posts per page.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:00 pm

ScottE wrote:He'll just be able to pull out his "zat" gun or whatever and beam her up or something.

I think he wants to pull out his flesh gun and cream them ...hence the enzyte thread

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:01 pm

schlurpee wrote:I bet this thread makes it to at least 9 pages

I bet we can make it disappear before it hits 11 though

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:02 pm

Noevo wrote:I bet we can make it disappear before it hits 11 though

Probably.

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:06 pm

ScottE wrote:Chicks call me and I tell them to piss off.

those ladies that call asking you to switch your long distance provider dont count scott..

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:08 pm

Noevo wrote:I bet we can make it disappear before it hits 11 though

im suprised its still here...

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:13 pm

ScottE wrote:What would be the opposite of a guy with a small wanker? A girl with a very wide vagina?

Totally flat chested,... with inverted nips...

on the top side, down below, well how about the 2 pencil trick and a gas mask being a necessity...

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:14 pm

Meggie wrote:im suprised its still here...

Me too!

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:15 pm

Ken wrote:Totally flat chested,... with inverted nips... on the top side, down below, well how about the 2 pencil trick and a gas mask being a necessity...

Vaginosis ? P U

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:15 pm

Ken wrote:Totally flat chested,... with inverted nips... on the top side, down below, well how about the 2 pencil trick and a gas mask being a necessity...

Buahahahahahaha

I would give you reps, but for what? You just edit yours in there anyways.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:17 pm

Meggie wrote:those ladies that call asking you to switch your long distance provider dont count scott..

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:19 pm

Meggie wrote:those ladies that call asking you to switch your long distance provider dont count scott..

Wait..Wait..Wait...

She told me I was the only one she was calling to switch long distance service..

That *****!!!!!!

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:22 pm

schlurpee wrote:Wait..Wait..Wait...

She told me I was the only one she was calling to switch long distance service..

That *****!!!!!!

Yeah well we broke up when she told me that there was a $30 a month minimum charge.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:24 pm

ScottE wrote:Buahahahahahaha

I would give you reps, but for what? You just edit yours in there anyways.

I believe that I only added 10,000 to my score...

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:25 pm

Izzo wrote:Vaginosis ? P U

She's baking bread, baby!

I had to walk outside. This thread had me laughing so hard that people was coming from all over the building to my office!

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:27 pm

I'm going to sticky this thread all up.

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:37 pm

Ken wrote:She's baking bread, baby!

I had to walk outside. This thread had me laughing so hard that people was coming from all over the building to my office!

nasty

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:39 pm

Ken wrote:She's baking bread, baby!

I had to walk outside. This thread had me so hard that people was coming all over the building and in my office!

*awaits banned user title again*

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:40 pm

come on uncle ken, tell us what enzyte really does!

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:40 pm

lefty04530 wrote:I nominate this thread for most disturbing.

I added funniest to this.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:04 pm

I got very little work done today becuase of this thread.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:06 pm

Izzo wrote:I got very little work done today becuase of this thread.

Sweet, me too!!!

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:07 pm

ScottE wrote:Sweet, me too!!!

thirds lol

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:07 pm

Noevo wrote:thirds lol

4ths

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:10 pm

Well, it depends on how you ingest them... For your type, I have heard that the optimum benefits are derived using the enema method... Give it a try and let us know, inquiring minds and all that crap...er...stuff!

Noevo wrote:come on uncle ken, tell us what enzyte really does!

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:54 pm

this thread needs some viagra!

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:59 pm

Ken wrote:Totally flat chested,... with inverted nips... on the top side, down below, well how about the 2 pencil trick and a gas mask being a necessity...

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:23 pm

Noevo wrote:this thread needs some viagra!

What's that other crap they are advertising now. Sealiss or something.

I'd do that 40 year old chick in that commercial. She's prettty hot.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:24 pm

ScottE wrote:What's that other crap they are advertising now. Sealiss or something.

I'd do that 40 year old chick in that commercial. She's prettty hot.

*googleing hot chick*

Whoa !

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 10:35 pm

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 10:37 pm

ScottE wrote:

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 10:37 pm

That's just wrong on COUNTLESS levels Scott!!