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WHY SOUTHERNERS MAKE GOOD MARINES

Dear Pa & Ma,

Am well, Hope you are to. Tell brother Walt and brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile.

Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late.

Tell Walt & Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, they git warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings. Like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc..., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and other regular food.

But tell Walt & Elmer you can always sit between two
city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus your holds you till noon, when you get fed again.

It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route" marches with the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks to harden us.

If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The country is nice, but awful flat.

The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around & frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt & Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even
load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.


Be sure to tell Walt & Elmer to hurry & join before other fellers get onto this setup & come stampeding in.


Your loving daughter,

Gail


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minir

Thanks Ron :)
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Post by lord_yuri »

LOL :D Thanks minir always a pleasure.




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Post by minir »

Originally posted by lord_yuri
LOL :D Thanks minir always a pleasure.




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lord_yuri :D


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Thank You lord_yuri , pleased you enjoyed. :)

Well i'm off once again to visit my Mom in Town. gonna watch the Game with her tonight and scrounge a Good Meal :D

Have a Wonderful day, see you all later tonight.


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minir
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Post by YeOldeStonecat »

Hah Hah! Mornin Minir!
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Post by minir »

Originally posted by YeOldeStonecat
Hah Hah! Mornin Minir!



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Mornin Your ownself YeOldeStonecat :)

Thanks for your reply and pleased you had some fun.

Well time to hit the shower and get myself ready to go to Town. Jeez i remember saying that when there was a Lady involved. :D


Have a Super day YeOldeStonecat


see ya all later


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:D
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This next will kill Walt & Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even


:D
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:rotfl: :rotfl:
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:rotfl: :rotfl:

Thanks for the laugh, minir!! Good one!
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Post by kmax »

Originally posted by YeOldeStonecat
Hah Hah! Mornin Minir!


Thanks Minir, these jokes are the best!!! :cool:
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Thanks Larry! :)
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Post by blacklab »

Originally posted by minir
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Mornin Your ownself YeOldeStonecat :)

Thanks for your reply and pleased you had some fun.

Well time to hit the shower and get myself ready to go to Town. Jeez i remember saying that when there was a Lady involved. :D


Have a Super day YeOldeStonecat


see ya all later


regards

larry



Good afternoon

I suspect this is one of the few times you get out to see a real lady.

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Post by Norm »

:rotfl:

Excellent minir, just super !! :D

Thanks for posting it, and have a great evening.

Norm
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Post by minir »

Good mornin RoundEye, Think, extremeg177, downhill, kmax , mikemean, blacklab & Norm


Hi Guys Sorry to be sooo Late, but Triple over time again tonight. Ma & i are Bummed Out.

I appreciate All your replies & Do Thank you for taking the time to respond

Have a Wonderful Tomorrow. :)


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minir
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Good one Minir :)

Hey I think I may know that girl :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Post by minir »

Hi Jstyr


Thanks & pleased you had some Fun


Have a Good one


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minir
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