telemarketer

teaaememy · Post by **teaaememy** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:35 am

Whats the easiest way to get rid of a telemarketer?

"no my mom and dad aren't home right now."

Sounding 12 a curse or a blessing................

TEH WIN · Post by **TEH WIN** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:38 am

maybe it's obvious...

*click*

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:40 am

Originally posted by TEH WIN
maybe it's obvious...

*click*

I wait until they get about halfway into their pitch....*click*

& I love the dsl & satellite telemarkters

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:41 am

Tell them you are a Jehovah's witness and offer them a subscription to The Watchtower.

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:41 am

anyone remember that webby of how to stop telemarketer?

The computers dial a number randomly systematically.. if they get a response they record it as a live number and keep calling... if the computer recieves 3 distinct tones... "du du du" u know.. the number don't exist sound.. the computer erases the number from their system..

so take that 3 freqs.. put it on answering machine... screen the calls... and as soon as their computer hears those 3 signals... it deletes yer number off their list...

I don't know really... I don't have anyone calling me anyways... so I don't have tha problem

lord_yuri · Post by **lord_yuri** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:42 am

"Put me on your do not call list" works. If not then *click*

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:42 am

"Hello, hello, anyone there hello"

or

"Hold on just a minute" then blast Hendrix at them

Qwijib0 · Post by **Qwijib0** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:43 am

Originally posted by John
"my mom and dad are dead"

Works better when it's true...

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:43 am

"my kid is throwin up in the bathroom i gotta run!"

or

"omg my food just exploded in the microwave i gotta go!"

or

talk in klingon or something like you don't understand them

or act insane

"i'm sorry, i have to leave now so i can get to the beam down cooridinates"

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:44 am

Two words...

"Tom Mabe"

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:45 am

Originally posted by John
"my mom and dad are dead"

You could also use a variation on that, such as mommy and daddy's "special time" where she "kisses his pee pee."

Or you could always hit on them, regardless of if they're male or female.

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:45 am

Talk to them in a robotic voice, saying that they have a phone voice.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:46 am

12 nah maybe 14.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:49 am

The guys tease her at the office because she has a phone sex voice.

The beauty of it all is that we get to hear it for free.

lol

teaaememy · Post by **teaaememy** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:49 am

Originally posted by BIGJIMSLATE
You could also use a variation on that, such as mommy and daddy's "special time" where she "kisses his pee pee."

Or you could always hit on them, regardless of if they're male or female.

could always slip into the phone sex operator tone. "mmmmmmm that sounds gooooood"

lol

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:50 am

Originally posted by teaaememy
could always slip into the phone sex operator tone. "mmmmmmm that sounds gooooood" lol

Well we haven't seen BJS drool before but I'm sure we will now.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:53 am

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
Well we haven't seen BJS drool before but I'm sure we will now.

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:54 am

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
Well we haven't seen BJS drool before but I'm sure we will now.

The sound of fapping in the distance.....

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:55 am

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
Well we haven't seen BJS drool before but I'm sure we will now.

Pics would help.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:59 am

Originally posted by BIGJIMSLATE
Pics would help.

Oh boy! lol

I've met her in person.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 1:11 am

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
Oh boy! lol

I've met her in person.

So perhaps you can arrange a meeting then?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Apr 15, 2003 1:21 am

Originally posted by BIGJIMSLATE
So perhaps you can arrange a meeting then?

lmao

She's a doll and absolute cutie. A real plesure to work with her.

*brownie points for the boss*

I'll do my best BJS.

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 2:33 am

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
The guys tease her at the office because she has a phone sex voice.

The beauty of it all is that we get to hear it for free. lol

ooohhh...tamy, can I call you and hear for myself what he's talking about?

j/k

Lightstream · Post by **Lightstream** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:06 am

Tell them f*ck you I ain't buying nothing.

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:38 am

Originally posted by Immortal
anyone remember that webby of how to stop telemarketer?

The computers dial a number randomly systematically.. if they get a response they record it as a live number and keep calling... if the computer recieves 3 distinct tones... "du du du" u know.. the number don't exist sound.. the computer erases the number from their system..

so take that 3 freqs.. put it on answering machine... screen the calls... and as soon as their computer hears those 3 signals... it deletes yer number off their list...

http://www.flash.net/~carlton2/telemark.htm

BaLa · Post by **BaLa** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 6:19 am

curse at them

What the F* do you want you F* F* dont F*call me again you F* ahole

I wonder what they'd do/say then..would they hang up or stll try to sell you stuffs
lol

rich007 · Post by **rich007** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 6:21 am

Pass the phone over to your kids

Set · Post by **Set** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 7:55 am

I love messing with telemarketers or when they ask for me saying one min ill get him and setting the phone down and seeing how long they wait

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