I took the suggestions from you guys/girls since the balogny was a failure.
We attempted the shaving cream, WD40, Brake Fluid, and of course Lighter Fluid + matches
Without further ado, here are the pics (all the pics have been resized from 1600x1200 down to 640x480 with the quality reduced a lot, don't want them to take forever to load)...DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

Shaving Cream (well Gel): The left side of the car is with the Gel put directly on there and then moved around with my finger to produce the "creamy" consistency. The Right side of the car is it mixed up as cream in my hands and then put on the car.
Picture of the WD40 can
This is where we put the WD40 on the roof of his car and tried lighting it on fire. We couldn't get it to go up in flames however.

This is the Brake Fluid on the hood of the car. We later added A LOT more and just dumped the can onto the hood.
