What is the worst job in the world?

JawZ · Post by **JawZ** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:20 pm

Sound off...make your call!

BaLa · Post by **BaLa** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:38 pm

you didn't list

Osama Bin Ladens Food Tester..or whatever his official title would be

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:39 pm

Septic Tank work is hands down bar none the worst in the list...

JawZ · Post by **JawZ** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:40 pm

Originally posted by BaLa
you didn't list

Osama Bin Ladens Food Tester..or whatever his official title would be

I wonder what the benefits are like?

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:40 pm

ever see the movie "Clerks"?

there was that bit about being a "jizz mopper". that would be pretty bad.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:41 pm

There was a post here a few months ago, about a special "handler" in a zoo. His job was to give "relief" to a few of the animals.

JawZ · Post by **JawZ** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:42 pm

Originally posted by Faust
ever see the movie "Clerks"?

there was that bit about being a "jizz mopper". that would be pretty bad.

I agree.....YUK!

JawZ · Post by **JawZ** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:44 pm

Originally posted by downhill
There was a post here a few months ago, about a special "handler" in a zoo. His job was to give "relief" to a few of the animals.

NOOOOOOO.....not animal FAP!!!!!!!

chimdogger · Post by **chimdogger** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:49 pm

Elephant sperm extractor.

I heard how its done on a radio program I listen to in Tampa. The poor guy that does that desearves a "raise"

hehehe

Chim

kneemeister · Post by **kneemeister** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:53 pm

We used to have a colorful septic tank cleaner in my old neigborhood. He told my dad "I dont take sh!t from anyone... well on second thought I take sh!t from everyone, In fact sh!t feeds my family." He died a few years ago by hitting a car with his pumper truck, it was a real mess. One time while waiting for him to show up my dad decided to take the cover off and try to clear the clog, he fell in!!

In Korea at Wariorr base, I met a Korean porta-john cleaner who I think was a NKPA spy, as I was escorting him through camp he kept asking questions about troop strenght and such, as if I would fall for that trap.

One of my dorm mates at college who was a prevet major, "serviced" dogs as part of his work study Job.

A_COMMUNIST · Post by **A_COMMUNIST** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 10:49 pm

maybe i'm missing something here but the worst job in the world is a hammas or hezbollah suicide bomber. i was in jerusalem 2 weeks ago and saw what was left of one. freakin bits of flesh and bone parts splattered all over the street and store.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 10:51 pm

Originally posted by A_COMMUNIST
maybe i'm missing something here but the worst job in the world is a hammas or hezbollah suicide bomber. i was in jerusalem 2 weeks ago and saw what was left of one. freakin bits of flesh and bone parts splattered all over the street and store.

that doesn't count though, it's only a temp gig

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 10:57 pm

I would think that being a condom taste tester would suck

How else would they know that they are strawberry flavored?

JawZ · Post by **JawZ** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 11:14 pm

Originally posted by RoundEye
I would think that being a condom taste tester would suck

How else would they know that they are strawberry flavored?

OK, thats filthy McNasty!

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 11:15 pm

proctologist >> dealing with a$sholes evryday,, and the stink bah ooh and the fat as$es and zitty As$es whew gross big ole Hairy sweaty A$sses >.? ucKK
not to mention> Boils anal warts wilknots & musthangs etc barf !!

vaginocoligist #1 Job!!

Faust · Post by **Faust** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 11:43 pm

vaginocologist? you mean a gynacologist?

i used to think that would be cool..... but if you think about it, there would be the (cool) checkups, but then there would be the ones oozing green goo, or the ones like a steamy dank swamp. you know what i mean... the "unkempt" variety that looks like the woman is wearing mohair panties?

yuck.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 12:13 am

Hey! My job's not that bad!

CAR-15 · Post by **CAR-15** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 12:26 am

Sewer Cleaner..eww

OxBlooD · Post by **OxBlooD** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 12:00 pm

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sat Apr 13, 2002 12:42 pm

Originally posted by OxBlooD

Ohhhh that's just nasty!

You win, hands down.

twwabw · Post by **twwabw** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 12:52 pm

Septic tank technician/Sewer Cleaner

Pardon me, but we that were in the "biz" prefer to refer to ourselves as Excretory Engineers

Flash back to summer/fall '77... quit my high school job at the feed mill (

) to work driving a 10-wheeler full of sh*t !!! hahahaha..... hey- it paid 50 cents an hour more!!!

OMFG.... yep, that was me.... a Sanitation Professional. Did it for 8 months.

You have no idea.......

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 6:30 pm

Hey JCOS, doesn't this remind you of the processing at the MEPS station?